Note: For sake of plot, Eddy and Bella aren't dating in this episode, but they are in every other season 5 and 6 episode.

The school bell rang at the end of the day. Ed ran down the hall with a donut, being chased by Eddy.

"It's mine!" Eddy yelled, "Gimmie my donut!"

Ed crashed through the door at the end of the hall, breaking into the janitor's closet. Eddy looked through the Ed-shaped hole in the door.

"I saw it first!" Eddy said. Ed kicked the door open, squishing Eddy against the wall. He ran out, still holding the donut, but now tied up in a rope.

"Eddy calm down, you know you're only encouraging him," Edd said, but the two of them didn't listen.

"I don't think he cares," Bella said.

Eddy grabbed the rope around Ed and twirled it off, making Ed drill into the ground. Eddy looked down the hole.

"Oh Eddy, now look what you've done," Edd said, leaning over Eddy to look down the hole.

Bella stood beside them. Ed drilled up right under Edd, who started running on top of Ed's head. Bella had jumped and was hanging from the ceiling now.

"JESUS, DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" Bella yelled.

Ed was still spinning as he crashed through the row of lockers, knocking the doors off of each one. He came back down the second row and fell out, the donut being held straight above him. Eddy bit Ed's hand to get the donut, but Ed shot up, making Eddy fly off.

"YEOUCH!" Ed cried. Eddy had landed on a poster on the wall. Bella fell down from the ceiling, landing on her feet. Edd took a few steps back over by Eddy.

"Goodness gracious," Edd said, "Have you two no respect for the sanctum of school property? Honestly, I-"

Edd was cut off by Eddy peeling himself off the wall by grabbing Edd's head and pulling himself off. The poster had fallen on top of Edd, who took one look at it and started shaking.

"Reminds me of my room," Bella said, looking at the mess.

"Um, I withdraw my last statement," Edd said, fumbling with the poster and trying to put it in his bag, "No harm done, yes?"

Eddy looked at him as he fell off the wall.

"What you got there?" Eddy asked.

"Nothing," Edd lied, folding the poster. Eddy and Ed ran in a circle around Edd, "Right-o. Let's say we make our way to-"

Eddy cut him off by grabbing the poster and unfolding it. He read it.

"School dance?" Eddy said, "Tonight? How'd we miss this?!"

"A dance?" Bella's face lit up, "I love dances! Wearing pretty pretty dresses, going with friends, the food and punch, and, of course, the dancing!"

"Isn't it a shame?" Edd said, standing by the window, "Why, if only we had known sooner. Oh well, there's always next year."

Edd pulled the blinds down, hiding him. Eddy and Ed walked besides Edd, behind the blinds.

"Only losers stay home on a school dance night," Eddy said, "And we ain't losers." Eddy pulled the blinds up, making Ed get tangled in them. Edd seemed to have disappeared, "Right Ed?"

"Sure ain't, Eddy!" Ed said.

"Hey, where'd Doppio D go?" Bella asked.

Eddy looked out the window, which had been opened. Edd was sitting outside under the window sill, trying to warm up, but kept shivering. He smiled nervously at Eddy. Eddy pulled Edd in by his bag, which Eddy reached inside and pulled out a paper and pen, along with a roll of tape. He taped the paper on a nearby poster. The pen was taped to a string which was in turn taped to the paper. Eddy had wrote 'Win A Date With Eddy! Sign Up Heer!' on the paper.

"'Win a date with Eddy'?" Edd read, "Sign up here."

Eddy walked off a little, smiling. Edd looked nervously at Eddy. Bella was nervously trying to figure out whether she should sign up or not.

"You're not seriously thinking of going to this-" Edd began to be cut off by the sound of someone writing.

Eddy looked at the paper, excited, only to see Ed's name written largely on the paper. Eddy glared at Ed, who blushed with the pencil behind his ear.

"Do you realize it's customary for a boy to ask a girl to attend?!" Edd asked, grabbing Eddy's head and showing him Jonny, who had a flower in his hand and was standing in front of Sarah.

"I'D RATHER DATE A FROG, BALDY!" Sarah shouted, making Jonny fall back onto the floor.

"What do you mean, I should've ate a breath mint, Plank?" Jonny asked quietly.

Sarah shoved Jonny into the trash can and pushed it off. He rolled over by Bella and the Eds. Edd was clinging to Ed's back, shaking and sweating nervously.

"Asking's for chumps, Double D," Eddy said, pulling Edd off. Eddy wrung Edd out, "My bro says really cool guys ride solo, so they ain't stuck with the same chick all night."

"That is really mean and rude," Bella frowned.

"C'mon, I got something that'll knock your socks off," Eddy said when the four of them pulled their coats on and ran outside. Eddy slid down the side wall thing, knocking all the snow to the ground. Bella, who was wearing gloves, shoveled up a handful of snow from the other wall thing and ate it, smiling.

"Missed too many laundry days for that, Eddy!" Ed said, taking off his shoe to reveal the smelly sock. He accidentally stuck his big toe in Edd's nose, "My socks and me are as one."

"EWWWW!" Bella cried. Edd pulled away, his face green.

"GOOD LORD!" Edd yelled, covering his nose and running after Eddy, "Stinky stinky stinky."

They arrived at Eddy's house. He had a dollar sign shaped snowman in his backyard. Eddy was digging through his closet, throwing stuff everywhere. Edd tried to catch the clothes and keep them neat. Ed was in the pile of other stuff, while Bella sat on the bed. Something hit Ed in the head, knocking him to the ground. Eddy jumped out on the pile of clothes Edd was holding, knocking them to the ground.

"Wait till you see this!" Eddy said, excited. Edd popped up from the clothes and looked at the book.

"'Dames, Dates And You'?" Edd read the title.

"Oh for the love of..." Bella rolled her eyes.

"It's got everything a guy needs to know about charming the tomato," Eddy said, pulling Edd over to look at the book, "My bro says so."

Bella glanced over his shoulder and rolled her eyes again.

"Just call me charming Marvin," Ed said, grabbing the book with Eddy still holding on. Edd smiled nervously and started sweating again.

"A tad dated, don't you think, Eddy?" Edd asked.

"More than just 'a tad'," Bella said.

"And so, step number one, send that swinging chick to cloud nine," Ed read as Eddy pushed him to the ground. Eddy stood on Ed's stomach.

"Hands off my brother's book, Ed," Eddy snapped. Eddy wiped the spine on his shirt and rubbed something off the cover.

"Well, I best fly, gentlemen," Edd said, pulling his coat on and heading towards the door, "It so happens there's a documentary on slippers through the ages airing...on...television tonight. Should be...enlightening?"

"'Slippers through the ages'?" Bella repeated, "Really?"

"We're rendezvousing, got it?" Eddy said, grabbing Edd's wrist. He pushed Edd into the other room, "Go on. Hey Bella, we could use your help." Ed was holding the book at the same time Eddy did, both of them following Edd, "Hands off my brother's book!"

Eddy punched Ed into the wall.

The four of them were in the attic.

"Are you ready yet?" Eddy asked Bella, becoming impatient.

"Well excuse me if I want to have neat hair when you're pretending to ask me to the dance," Bella said, brushing her hair, "Done."

"Ok," Eddy said, "One swinging chick- check."

Bella blushed and smiled shyly at the floor. Edd, who was chained to a chest, was trying to reach the way back downstairs, but was just short. Eddy pulled out his book.

"Oh, would you look at that!" Edd said, "It's time to starch mother's tea cozy! Yes? Perhaps another time."

Eddy slammed the door shut and twirled the chain keys around his finger.

"Ready, sockhead?" Eddy asked. Edd stood in front of Bella, "Ask her!"

Edd looked at her nervously and hid in his shirt. He knew it was Bella, but by pretending it was someone else he would ask, it was a lot harder. Eddy started up a record player that was sitting on top of Ed, startling Edd.

"She's waiting," Eddy said.

"Squish the tomato, Double D," Ed said, squishing his eye.

Edd was sweating but smiled nervously at Bella. Edd pulled his shirt up in front of his mouth. Bella played with her hair a little, looking around. This sure was awkward. Eddy had his hand on Edd's shoulder reenshuringly.

"I can't bare the rejection!" Edd cried, melting onto the floor.

"What a baby!" Eddy said, shaking Edd off of his leg and onto the chest. Edd pulled his hat over him, shaking.

"My turn!" Ed said, riding forward on a rocking horse, "Pardon me, miss, I'm charmin' Marvin. And this is my little friend, Sheldon." Ed pulled a chunk of cheese out of his pocket, making Bella quickly cover her nose, "Uh, junior."

"Ed, you idiot!" Eddy yelled, making Ed drop Sheldon junior. Bella quickly moved out of the way before it could fall on her.

"Ewww!" She said, gagging slightly.

"Girls don't want to see your stupid cheese!" Eddy said, stepping on the rocking horse so it leaned forward. He opened to a page in his book, "Talk about everyday stuff. Y'know, cologne, cash...me."

"Oh yeah, Heaven forbid you ask them about themselves!" Bella said, slightly irritated. Eddy walked off over to the chest, making Ed fall off the rocking horse.

"Me? Like movies?" Ed said, "So, have you partaken in watching Attack Of The Fifty Foot TV Tray?"

"No, can't say that I have," Bella said, never having heard of it. Ed swallowed a nearby photo, becoming the shape of it.

"You haven't? Well, my favorite scene was when the angry TV tray spews forward and rampages the city!" Ed said, reenacting it, knocking Bella over. She quickly got up and backed towards the chest, "Kinda like this."

Ed started rampaging the attic, crashing through stuff.

"I am a giant TV tray!" Ed yelled, "Your city is done for, puny humans with handsome hairdos!"

Edd and Eddy hid behind the chest.

"Welp I should go and get ready, meet you there," Bella said quickly, running downstairs.

"Eddy please, this school dance is bound to be another delinquent delusion in our adolescent lives!" Edd cried, sweating again.

"Get over it!" Eddy said, "This book's gonna make us the sultans of swagger. The poobahs of pizzazz! Hurry up, Ed! This book's got two chapters on cool, happening threads! I got a ton of 'em!"

Eddy ran out from behind the chest and downstairs. Edd followed quickly.

"Threads tickle, Eddy!" Ed laughed, waddling after his friends.

The music started at the dance, with May being the only one on the dance floor. Jonny and Kevin were against one wall, while Bella, Nazz, Marie, Lee, and Brandon were against the other wall, sitting in the row of chairs. Lee was filing her nails. Jimmy and Sarah skipped in, giggling.

"I'm a dancing fool, Sarah!" Jimmy said happily.

"Rolf brought Wilfred to the dance!" Ed said happily, hurrying inside, "Lucky fellow."

"Yeah yeah, just remember what the book says," Eddy said, looking at said book, "Us Eds ain't chasing any chicks, got it?"

"Eddy, try to reconsider before we venture forth into the traumatic awkwardness of pubescent promenading!" Edd begged.

Ed was running around, his mouth full of balloons. Rolf was wearing what looked like a giant green pufferfish and was standing by the food table.

"Ho ho! Rolf's ribs tickle, as a one-legged mule could prance even better than these two-legged nincompoops!" Rolf scoffed. May was behind him, stealing all the food, "Yes, Wilfred? Rolf's suit will repel them."

Rolf turned around to face the table. Unknown to him, May was stuck on his pufferfish suit, holding a plate and her cheeks puffed up with food.

"It's like picking apples out of a tree," Eddy said, putting his arm around Edd, "Go on, cut a rug."

Edd's eyes widened with fear as Jimmy and Sarah danced out of the way, revealing Nazz sitting on the other side of the gym. Bella and Ed were playing with the balloons together on the dance floor, Bella exclaiming, "If it touches the floor, you lose, Ed!"

Nazz looked around and down sadly. She looked over at the two Eds, waving. Edd and Eddy panicked. Edd turned around to face the wall while Eddy pointed at himself, then Edd, asking who she was waving at. They were both sweating nervously. Eddy pulled his book back out and quickly flipped through it, Edd looking at it with him.

"Balloons are so fun!" Ed laughed, bouncing the balloon on his head.

"Got that right!" Bella giggled, trying to swat it to the floor, "I'm gonna win, Ed!"

"Uh, yeah, better go wash off some of this aftershave," Eddy said nervously, "It's driving the dames crazy."

He dropped the book, rushing off and leaving Edd there, sweating. Shaking, Edd backed against the wall, looking at a still-waving Nazz. Next to her, he saw what he was looking for.

"Exit," Edd saw the sign and rushed towards the door, "Thank you, thank you, thank-"

On his way over, Edd crashed into Sarah on the dance floor, dazing her.

"Sarah!" Edd cried, fearful she was going to pummel him, "I was just-" Sarah turned around and smiled at Edd, blocking him from going any further, "Oh, I-I'm sorry."

"Hi Double D," Sarah said happily, "Is there something you'd like to ask me?"

"Oh my," Edd said with a nervous smile as Sarah held her arms behind her back.

He backed towards the snack table, pouring himself a glass of punch. Rolf and Kevin stood nearby, Kevin leaning against the wall and sweating nervously. After a minute, he puffed his chest out.

"I'm going in, man!" Kevin said.

"Casanova Kevin-boy, yes?" Rolf taunted as Kevin walked over to Nazz. He stood next to her nervously.

"Hi Kev," Nazz said, noticing him.

"Hey Nazz, didn't see you there," Kevin said, acting cool.

"Hey, wanna dance with me?" Nazz asked.

"Punch, got it!" Kevin said, chickening out, "Be right back."

Kevin backed up towards the snack table and Nazz sat her head in her hands, bored again.

"Backbone bruised?" Rolf teased Kevin, "Courage crashed? Spirits squashed?"

"Yeah, whatever," Kevin said, annoyed. He went to pour a cup of punch.

"Kevin, pardon my intrusion, but would you happen to know a back way out of this?" Edd said before noticing Kevin pouring a cup of punch, "Oh, may I?"

Edd took the ladle and scooped up some punch, along with Eddy's mustache-beard thing. Edd and Kevin look into the punch bowl, where Eddy is sitting, completely submerged.

"Woah, I almost drank dork-ade!" Kevin gagged, "I'm gonna heave!"

He ran off and Eddy popped his head out of the punch.

"Smooth move, sockhead!" Eddy snapped, climbing out of the bowl, "Where in the book does it say to blow your buddy's cover?!"

"I assure you, only after the chapter about abandoning your friend in his time of need!" Edd snapped back, ripping off the tape mustache he was wearing.

"Shut up and help me out of this thing," Eddy said, falling out of the bowl and onto Edd, causing them to roll across the dance floor.

"They ran out of punch," Kevin lied, talking to Nazz again, "But check this out!"

He started doing one-armed push ups, when suddenly Edd and Eddy CRASH into him, knocking over the chairs next to Nazz and making them land in a pile.

"Way to bust a move, Double D!" Nazz said, pulling Edd out of the pile, "Let's twist!"

She led him to the dance floor, smiling.

"Hey, that's my move he busted!" Eddy yelled, "He didn't even wanna be here!"

"Like this, Double D," Nazz said, taking Edd's one hand and setting his other on her shoulder. She set her hand on his shoulder and spun him around. Edd's protest went unheard, "Let's boogie! Wheeeee!"

Eddy and Kevin stood by the wall next to where Nazz used to sit, her seat now being taken by Bella, and Ed in the seat next to it. Bella had the balloon in her hands.

"Buon gioco," Bella said to Ed, "Good game."

"Way to get burned, shovelhead," Eddy laughed at Kevin, earning him a punch in the face from Kevin.

Kevin slapped his forehead and walked off angrily. Ed and Bella looked at Eddy, laying on the ground. Marie was on top of the speaker next to them, peeling the wiring off of it in rage as she watched Nazz and Edd. Lee and Brandon stood next to the speaker, looking at her.

"You gonna let that hussy steal your man, Marie?" Lee asked.

"Or are you gonna do somethin' about it?" Brandon asked. Marie was red with anger as she looked at Eddy, who was still on the ground.

"Get up, shorty!" Marie snapped, picking Eddy up, his face still imploded from Kevin's punch, "We're dancing!"

They 'danced' over to Edd and Nazz, where Marie slammed Eddy into Nazz, dazing her. Edd looked nervously at the blue-haired Kanker sister.

"Quick, he's looking!" Marie hissed, "Make like an octopus and suck face!"

Marie squeezed Eddy's face into a pucker. Finally being able to see what was going on, Eddy tried to escape, but Marie held onto him.

"Wilfred sure has some fancy footwork, huh guys?" Ed said to Jonny and Bella, dancing with Wilfred. Sarah and Jimmy watched from the sidelines, clapping.

"Ed boy, you have broken the customary laws of Rolf's tradition," Rolf said, walking over and putting his hands on Ed's shoulders, "You must first ask permission if you shimmy-shake the swine! Have you no shame?"

Rolf started shaking Ed, who was grabbed by Lee and shaped into a mallet. May looked from the back of Rolf's costume.

"Hey!" May said angrily.

"Get your claws off my man, Marie!" Lee shouted, preparing to slam the Ed mallet on her sister.

"How about you get your hands off my man, boyfriend stealer?!" May shouted angrily, running towards Lee.

Her hair was still attached to Rolf's costume, so she dragged him along till he got stuck on the floor. She tried to keep going, pulling up the floorboard that attached to Rolf's costume. It rolled over Lee and Marie, making them each let go of the Ed they were holding. It then rolled over Nazz, who screamed. Edd looked fearfully at the giant ball of destruction.

"Uh oh," Bella gulped, the balloon popping in her hands.

The ball known as Rolf's costume tore up everything in its path as it rolled over the snack table and up the wall and ceiling. It rolled over Brandon, Jonny, and Sarah and was going after Jimmy, who was trying to run away but got caught anyway. Ed picked up Edd, Eddy, and Bella, carrying them out the school.

"Faster, Ed!" Eddy ordered. Ed stopped on the hill right outside the school's boundaries.

"That stunk!" Eddy said, "I'm done with dames! Who can figure 'em?"

Bella looked almost as destroyed as the school did as it collapsed behind them. Ed dropped his friends in the snow as he noticed.

"No school tomorrow!" Ed announced happily as Eddy smiled the biggest he'd ever smiled.

"Seems I did learn something from your book, Eddy," Edd said, "After all, I did get to dance with Nazz."

"And I got Wilfred's phone number, guys!" Ed said happily. Bella teared up.

"Good for you," She sobbed quietly before bawling and running off. The Eds looked after her.

"Hey sockhead, what's with your sister?" Eddy asked. Edd smiled knowingly.

"Oh, I'm sure she'll say in due time, Eddy," Edd said, "I don't think she'd want me to tell you just yet."

Eddy looked confused.