Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha but I kind of own the *ahem* reading material.

My pulse was racing. How I'd longed for this, but never dared to make my desire know. He was magnificent, beautiful, cruel. I'd heard the stories of CEOs getting involved with their secretaries, but I never thought it would happen to me. Yet here I was, completely at the mercy of this powerful man, pinned by his unyielding gaze. My thighs quivered with anticipation.

"Undress." He ordered.

Hands shaking, I reached up to the first button of my blouse.

"Ah," He purred slowly, "Not too quickly, I wish to enjoy the show."

His eyes followed every movement I made. I let the blouse slip from my shoulders to the ground. A sly smile tugged a corner of his mouth upwards, revealing a canine tooth. I shivered. Next came the skirt. I had to wiggle a bit to get it over my hips and I blushed. I'd chosen my lingerie for him; red satin and black lace push-up bra with a matching thong. I left my high heels on, knowing it drove him wild.

He tapped a finger against his temple, appraising me. If I failed to please, he had plenty of options and he wanted to make sure I knew. I did. And I wanted so desperately to please him.

"Come here."

I tried to sway my hips as I walked, but I don't know if I managed it. I was having trouble remembering how to breathe. His smoldering gaze was too much. He stood, never breaking eye contact with me.

"You will do everything I say."

"Yes…" I breathed.

"Sir." He corrected, eyes narrowing dangerously, "You will call me sir. Or master, whichever comes to you."

His wording made me whimper.

"On your knees!" He snapped suddenly. I dropped, finding myself face to face with the bulge in his trousers, straining to be freed.

My hands were sweaty and trembling, but I managed to undo his zipper and push his pants and boxers down just far enough. My eyes widened in shock, it was huge! I wasn't sure I could fit it in my mouth, let alone my-

"What are you guys DOING?!" Kagome shrieked, utterly mortified.

Sango and Inuyasha at least had the decency to look abashed. Miroku did not.

"Oh, hello Kagome! You're back early!"

Kagome's horrified eyes fell to the novel in Miroku's hands.

"Oh this!" He said brightly, "Well you see, Sango and Inuyasha expressed an interest in learning how to read a little more, so I borrowed one of your textbooks to help me teach them."

"What the hell kind of textbook is this Kagome?" Inuyasha asked, sounding amazed. "No wonder you like going to school so much!"

It should have been easy, to explain that this was not a schoolbook, but Kagome couldn't find the words. She blushed and stammered, mouth opening and closing like a fish without air.

This couldn't be happening. She'd gone home for just one day this time for Sota's birthday, and had a wonderful time. Then she'd come home to find her so-called friends, minus Shippo thank the gods, sitting in a circle by the fire and listening intently to Miroku enthusiastically reading her stolen Harlequin novel out loud. He'd even been doing voices! She wanted to die.

"Now that you're here," Miroku went on, pleasantly ignoring her discomfort, "Perhaps you can help us, there's a few words in here I don't know. For example, what is a CEO? And a secretary?"

Inuyasha and Sango looked at her, patiently waiting for her answer. Kagome covered her face with her hands and sank to her knees with a groan. She was not getting out of this, she might as well explain.

"In my time, we have big businesses and corporations, and the leader of the business is the CEO." She wracked her brain for an analogy, "Kind of like a lord. They are very powerful and have lots of money. But they're usually very busy, so they have secretaries to help them keep everything organized."

Her three friends nodded thoughtfully, mulling this over.

"Are all CEOs like this?" Sango asked shyly, hoping the firelight concealed her blush. She hadn't meant to get so...wrapped up in the story. Miroku's velvety voice hadn't exactly helped.

"I don't know, I've never met one." Kagome admitted.

"Do women really like being ordered around like that?" Inuyasha asked incredulously.

"Sometimes." Kagome answered impishly, her embarrassment quickly fading. She was kind of enjoying being the one to answer their questions.

Inuyasha looked dumbfounded.

"Is that why Sesshomaru always has females trailing after him?"

Kagome and Sango looked at each other, sharing a very vivid mental image and turning red with delight.

Sesshomaru looming over her, muscles rippling as he gripped the headboard, the fierce growl in his throat rising with every thrust. Sweat glistened on his chiseled chest, matting his silver chest hairs.

"Hey hey hey!" Inuyasha shouted, waving his hands frantically in the air, "Stop picturing it!"

TBC

A/N: Sorry it's so short, I may edit it later to make it longer. I do intend to continue it, but I have to decide what I feel like doing. I thought I owed you guys a funny story after my last one 3