Don't Tell Christine
Christine thinks I'm sitting in a chateau,
a secluded little chateau
in the southern part of France.
Christine doesn't even have an inkling
that I'm working in a nightclub
in a pair of leather pants.
So please, sir
if you run into my Christine
don't reveal my little secret;
give a working guy a chance.
Hush up, don't tell Christine
shush up, don't tell Christine
don't tell Christine,
whatever you do!
If you had a secret
you bet I would keep it,
I would never tell on you.
I'm breaking every promise
that I gave her,
so won't you kindly
do a girl-er, guy
a great big favour
And please don't
tell Miss Daae;
don't tell
my fiance.
Even though my dance's
probably illegal!
You can tell G. Andre
that's all right -
'Cause he comes in here
every night,
but don't tell Christine
what you saw!
Christine thinks I'm on a business trip with Philippe
and a couple of my servants
with no lady chaperone.
Christine doesn't even have an inkling
that the servants never left my chateau
and I emcee this club alone.
So please, sir
if you run into my Christine
don't let her know my secret
because I'm far from on my own.
Hush up, don't tell Christine
shush up, don't tell Christine,
don't tell Christine,
whatever you do!
If you had a secret
you bet I would keep it
I would never tell on you!
You wouldn't want to get me
into trouble
and leave me hanging poor
in a filthy hovel.
So I am trusting you
not to hurt my revenue
though I'm not as pure as mountain snow!
You can tell R. Firmin
here and now
'cause he's my agent anyhow
But don't tell Christine what you know!
You can tell my brother
that's just fine,
only yesterday he joined the line.
But don't tell Christine what you know!
You can tell J. Buquet,
that ain't grim,
he squeals on me I'll squeal on him.
But don't tell Christine,
but don't tell Christine,
please, sir,
don't tell Christine what you know!
Christine thinks I'm sitting in a chateau,
a secluded little chateau
in the southern part of France.
Christine doesn't even have an inkling
that I'm working in a nightclub
in a pair of leather pants.
So please, sir
if you run into my Christine
don't reveal my little secret;
give a working guy a chance.
Hush up, don't tell Christine
shush up, don't tell Christine
don't tell Christine,
whatever you do!
If you had a secret
you bet I would keep it,
I would never tell on you.
I'm breaking every promise
that I gave her,
so won't you kindly
do a girl-er, guy
a great big favour
And please don't
tell Miss Daae;
don't tell
my fiance.
Even though my dance's
probably illegal!
You can tell G. Andre
that's all right -
'Cause he comes in here
every night,
but don't tell Christine
what you saw!
Christine thinks I'm on a business trip with Philippe
and a couple of my servants
with no lady chaperone.
Christine doesn't even have an inkling
that the servants never left my chateau
and I emcee this club alone.
So please, sir
if you run into my Christine
don't let her know my secret
because I'm far from on my own.
Hush up, don't tell Christine
shush up, don't tell Christine,
don't tell Christine,
whatever you do!
If you had a secret
you bet I would keep it
I would never tell on you!
You wouldn't want to get me
into trouble
and leave me hanging poor
in a filthy hovel.
So I am trusting you
not to hurt my revenue
though I'm not as pure as mountain snow!
You can tell R. Firmin
here and now
'cause he's my agent anyhow
But don't tell Christine what you know!
You can tell my brother
that's just fine,
only yesterday he joined the line.
But don't tell Christine what you know!
You can tell J. Buquet,
that ain't grim,
he squeals on me I'll squeal on him.
But don't tell Christine,
but don't tell Christine,
please, sir,
don't tell Christine what you know!