X-men: Evolution : "Medieval Madness!"
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own any of this characters , and neither i own Arthurian mythology , so im completely innocent , HA!.
Chapter I: "It starts"
Bayville High , cafeteria , near 1:00 pm , Thursday:
"As you all know , the school will held a "Medieval Fair" tomorrow , as part of our new activity program , everyone will get a part to play , please read the notes in your lockers , in there youl find everything that you should need to know , ill see you all at the show tomorow."-Kelly anounced throught the PA system.
"Great , now we are going to have to dress like morons for the whole day"- Lance said , in a gruff voice.
"I`m sure i`ll get to be a princess , or maybe a barwoman!-Tabitha added.
"An i wil be a King , as im already are one in real life!"-Pietro said.
"Yeah , the king of EGO land , yo!"-Todd replied.
"Lets go see what we got!"-Fred said , as he stormed to the lockers , and the rest of the brotherhood followed him , as did all the school.
At the lockers:
"A WENCH!"-Tabitha screamed as she readed her letter-"What could be worse than being a wench?".
"Being a bufoon..."-Todd said as he readed his letter , his voice dying.
"Oh yeah , i got to be a Knight!"-Pietro said ,as he started to make a victory dance.
"Hey , i got to be the Executioner , thats pretty cool!"-Fred said- What did ya got , Lance?"
Lance stared at his letter , as he was completely freezed in time.
"Lemme see that!"-Pietro took the letter from Lance , who didnt even notice.
"Lance Alvers , you been selected as one of the Knights of Bayville , your couple in the show and dance will be Katherine Pryde , who plays one of the Queen`s ladies...."-Pietro readed loudly.
"Im gonna be Kitty`s knight, somebody kick me , i must be dreaming...OUCH! Pietro why did ya do that for!"-Lance said as Pietro waked him up from his daydream with a kick.
"Ya asked for it , Lancelot"-Pietro said.
"Wait a minute , Pietro , you are a Knight too , who is going to be your couple?-Tabitha asked.
"Uh...no one!"-Pietro said , when Todd took the letter from him , and jumped on top of a locker.
"Todd , give me back that!"-Pietro tried to grab the letter.
"Yo! , It looks like Pietro got himself a date with the Princess of Bayville , Lady Rogue!"-Todd anounced , as he threw the letter to Pietro.
"Man , you guys are so lucky , me and Todd dint even get a couple!"-Fred said.
"I wonder what gig did the X-geeks recieved?"-Tabitha asked.
A partial answer to her question came when Jean`s voice thundered throught the halls...
"A WHAT! WHO WAS THE MORON IN CHARGE OF THIS!"
At the X-Gee... , sorry ,at the X-men lockers:
"Cmon Jean , its just like a play , why are you so upset about?"-Kitty asked.
"She is right , what if ya have to play ah wench?"-Rogue added.
"Easy for you two to say that , you two are a Lady and a Princess , and your "boyfriends" are playing the Knights of the "Jackass" table!"-Jean snapped back.
"He isnt mah boyfriend , we are just seeing each other!"-Rogue snapped back.
"What did ya got , Scott?"-Kitty asked Scott , trying to evade Jean and Rogue`s fighting.
"Im the , uh , wenches , uh , Guild Master. ,"-He said slowly.
"So you are a medieval pimp! , Hey , im gonna be a Tavern owner!"-Evan said- What did you get , Kurt?".
"Im the Captain of the Guard"-Kurt replied-"Hey , i vonder what the rest of the school got?.
Kurt got an answer as Taryn`s voice echoed throught the whole school.....
"A WENCH! WHY DID I GOT TO BE A WENCH!
At yet another set of lockers:
"Hey , Risty , what did ya got?"-Arcade asked.
"Im the tavern`s waitress , what did you get?"-She asked.
"Im gonna a street merchant!"-Arcade responded in excitment.
"Move it , shortie"-Duncan said as he pushed Arcade out of the way , and picked his leeter from his locker.
Duncan read it , and went pale , and passed out.
Risty took the note , and readed it.
"Man , what did he got?"-Arcade asked.
"He`s the village idiot"-Risty answered , witha smirk on her face.
The next Day:
The field in the center od the school was full of tents and stands , everyone dressed in costumes , the smell of food and drink everywhere.
"Asvance , thee loyal subdits , lest thee al be late , and be forbid from the mead!"-Pietro said , dressed in a silver armor , as the brotherhood followed.
"Yo , sir Pietro , lest your tongue inside thy mouth , so silence canreturn to our kingdom!"-Todd said , dressed in a byellow and red bufoon costume , as he hopped throught the place , mocking people.
"Be quiet bufoon! , if ya want to evade being my next costumer!"-Fred ,who was wearing a black hood and brown pants , shirtless , said , as he carried an axe (a fake one , thankfully) on his shoulder.
"Ill leave you now , thy friends , as i have to make a visit to the fair lady Pryde , whose beauty is thy kingdoms most precious relic!"-Lance , dressed in silver armor , said.
"Let us share paths then , as where Lady Pryde is , Princess Rogue , the fair owner of this knights heart , is too!"-Pietro said , as he and Lance went off together.
Meanwhile:
"Behold , my friends , these ladies of the night , merchants of pleasure and flesh , whose beauty`s worth a handfull of coins!"-Scott , dressed in a fur coat , screamed at the crowd.
"I think you are overacting a little ,Scott"-Jean , dressed as a wench , said coldly.
"For tonight`s thee can have the company of this fireheaded queen of carnal pleasures , for half the prize!"-Scott chanted at the crowd in front of them.
"Scott..."-Jean voice was getting harsher
"And if ya need more company my fair lads , you can get a visit by this lady fox of golden hairs , whose arts are yet to be explored!"-Scott said as his hand pointed at a very angry Tabitha.
"You are gonna pay for this , Pep-jerk"-Tabitha mutered to himself.
"And for last , the lovely lady of the lustfull soul , this fair and misterious chestnut crowned nymph!"-Scott said , pointing at Taryn , who was getting all red.
Suddenly , Todd landed in front of Scott , as he jumped over the crowd.
"Mi fair Lord of the night ladies , im here to sing thy all a song about these famous vamps ,and why their names are of renown , especially to all men who come to this town!"-Todd said to Scott.
"These fair lady`s names are not of importance to their lovers , as they can only taste them as night , because their succubus kind , burns at the touch of light!".
"The night is their fair ally , covering their sins and also hiding what they got between......"-Todd didnt get to finish , as the girls started to chase him , without any results , as Todd hopped from tent to tent with ease , leaving behind the Scott and the crowd , who were laughin their asses off.
Elsewhere:
"Behold , my friends , these town`s fool , and be true executors of the swift law , as you choose what to throw at him!"-Fred screamed at the crowd , as Duncan was chained to a wall , in wich a bullseye was painted.
"Ha , Tubby , they have nothing to throw , so maybe you should unchain me and...Oh shit"-Duncan`s voice died as he saw Arcade , walking to the crowd , holding a box full of tomatoes . lettuce and other vegetables.
"But thy vegetables , perfect for throwing at fools , only one copper piece each!"-Arcade screamed as the croed started to buy his merchandise with glee.
"YOU LITTLE TWERP! YOU ARE SO DEAD!-Duncan screamed as the crowd started to shower him with their vegetables , while Arcade hurried to get the boxes of eggs he left at his tent , a smirk across all his face.
"Man , this is getting me hungry!"-Fred said as he picked a tomatoe , and started to eat him , oblivious to the screams behind him.
Meanwhile....:
"Fair lady , please delight me with another glass of mead , althought it is not as refreshing as your beauty!"-Forge screamed from a table , dressed in a noble man clothes.
"Here`s thy mead , my lord , maybe i should join you when my break starts?"-Risty said , flirting shamelessly at Forge.
"That will be a pleasure ill be looking foward to , my lady"-Forge said as he emptied his mug in one gulp.
"Maybe this isnt so bad.."-risty thought as she headed back to the bar , where Evan was pouring drinks to the whole gang of the New Mutants , all of them dressed as musicians , except Jamie , who was dressed as a wizard.(aint that cute?)
Later:
They whole day went without any trouble , as Kurt didny have much trouble with his job, as he had the whole football team under his command , and no one caused any trouble.
It was the time for the dance , and everyone headed to the central court , wich has full of light , and covered with decorations.
The whole place was full of noise , as everyone was dancing , drinking and eating....
Jean was dancing with Duncan , who was still dizzy from all the vegetable missiles he had goten hit with.
Scott and Taryn were talking to each other , next to Tabitha and Kurt , who were talking about their day.
The New mutants were playing the instruments , while Jamie was in charg of the lights and music.
Risty and Forge were dancing in the middle of the court , lauhging at each other.
Fred was eating at a table , while Todd delighted some girls with his malabarism tricks.
Sudennly , the whole place got quiet.
Rogue , dressed in a dark princess dress , entered the room , holding Pietro`s arm , who was dressed as a noble man.
They were followed by Kitty , who was wearing a white miden dress, her hair let down , as she holded Lance`s arm , who was dressed in the same manner as Pietro.
The noise returned when both couples started to dance in the middle of the room , catching everyones attention , for a long time.
Later, much later....:
Kitty and Lance were standing at the entrance , still dressed in their costumes.
"Did ya like it today?"-Kitty asked him.
"Even thought I j got to be a knight , and be all day with you , i still fell theres something missing in this day?"-Lance sighed.
Kitty kissed him , before he could react.
"Was that it?"-She asked , smiling at the slightly blushed boy.
"Oh yeah"-he replied , smiling at her.
They started to laugh together , and headed back inside , were Rogue and Pietro were still dancing together.
"Wanna go , you two?"-Lance asked.
"Okay , lets go"-Rogue replied.
"Wait here , i got a surprise for you!"-Pietro said , before he dissapeared.
"What is he up to?"-Rogue said , when Pietro appeared on the entrance , riding a black stallion.
"Hop in , my Lady!"- Pietro said as he pulled a surprised , yet happy Rogue up , and both dissapeared in the night.
"Man, they are just soo perfect together!"-Kitty gasped.
"Yeah , wanna hop in?"-Lance aid , as he ducked.
Kitty jumped on his back , and crosed her arms around his neck..
"Always"-Kitty said.
The End.
Okay , what did ya think , read and review , and tell me what you expect next!.
Ryoken.
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own any of this characters , and neither i own Arthurian mythology , so im completely innocent , HA!.
Chapter I: "It starts"
Bayville High , cafeteria , near 1:00 pm , Thursday:
"As you all know , the school will held a "Medieval Fair" tomorrow , as part of our new activity program , everyone will get a part to play , please read the notes in your lockers , in there youl find everything that you should need to know , ill see you all at the show tomorow."-Kelly anounced throught the PA system.
"Great , now we are going to have to dress like morons for the whole day"- Lance said , in a gruff voice.
"I`m sure i`ll get to be a princess , or maybe a barwoman!-Tabitha added.
"An i wil be a King , as im already are one in real life!"-Pietro said.
"Yeah , the king of EGO land , yo!"-Todd replied.
"Lets go see what we got!"-Fred said , as he stormed to the lockers , and the rest of the brotherhood followed him , as did all the school.
At the lockers:
"A WENCH!"-Tabitha screamed as she readed her letter-"What could be worse than being a wench?".
"Being a bufoon..."-Todd said as he readed his letter , his voice dying.
"Oh yeah , i got to be a Knight!"-Pietro said ,as he started to make a victory dance.
"Hey , i got to be the Executioner , thats pretty cool!"-Fred said- What did ya got , Lance?"
Lance stared at his letter , as he was completely freezed in time.
"Lemme see that!"-Pietro took the letter from Lance , who didnt even notice.
"Lance Alvers , you been selected as one of the Knights of Bayville , your couple in the show and dance will be Katherine Pryde , who plays one of the Queen`s ladies...."-Pietro readed loudly.
"Im gonna be Kitty`s knight, somebody kick me , i must be dreaming...OUCH! Pietro why did ya do that for!"-Lance said as Pietro waked him up from his daydream with a kick.
"Ya asked for it , Lancelot"-Pietro said.
"Wait a minute , Pietro , you are a Knight too , who is going to be your couple?-Tabitha asked.
"Uh...no one!"-Pietro said , when Todd took the letter from him , and jumped on top of a locker.
"Todd , give me back that!"-Pietro tried to grab the letter.
"Yo! , It looks like Pietro got himself a date with the Princess of Bayville , Lady Rogue!"-Todd anounced , as he threw the letter to Pietro.
"Man , you guys are so lucky , me and Todd dint even get a couple!"-Fred said.
"I wonder what gig did the X-geeks recieved?"-Tabitha asked.
A partial answer to her question came when Jean`s voice thundered throught the halls...
"A WHAT! WHO WAS THE MORON IN CHARGE OF THIS!"
At the X-Gee... , sorry ,at the X-men lockers:
"Cmon Jean , its just like a play , why are you so upset about?"-Kitty asked.
"She is right , what if ya have to play ah wench?"-Rogue added.
"Easy for you two to say that , you two are a Lady and a Princess , and your "boyfriends" are playing the Knights of the "Jackass" table!"-Jean snapped back.
"He isnt mah boyfriend , we are just seeing each other!"-Rogue snapped back.
"What did ya got , Scott?"-Kitty asked Scott , trying to evade Jean and Rogue`s fighting.
"Im the , uh , wenches , uh , Guild Master. ,"-He said slowly.
"So you are a medieval pimp! , Hey , im gonna be a Tavern owner!"-Evan said- What did you get , Kurt?".
"Im the Captain of the Guard"-Kurt replied-"Hey , i vonder what the rest of the school got?.
Kurt got an answer as Taryn`s voice echoed throught the whole school.....
"A WENCH! WHY DID I GOT TO BE A WENCH!
At yet another set of lockers:
"Hey , Risty , what did ya got?"-Arcade asked.
"Im the tavern`s waitress , what did you get?"-She asked.
"Im gonna a street merchant!"-Arcade responded in excitment.
"Move it , shortie"-Duncan said as he pushed Arcade out of the way , and picked his leeter from his locker.
Duncan read it , and went pale , and passed out.
Risty took the note , and readed it.
"Man , what did he got?"-Arcade asked.
"He`s the village idiot"-Risty answered , witha smirk on her face.
The next Day:
The field in the center od the school was full of tents and stands , everyone dressed in costumes , the smell of food and drink everywhere.
"Asvance , thee loyal subdits , lest thee al be late , and be forbid from the mead!"-Pietro said , dressed in a silver armor , as the brotherhood followed.
"Yo , sir Pietro , lest your tongue inside thy mouth , so silence canreturn to our kingdom!"-Todd said , dressed in a byellow and red bufoon costume , as he hopped throught the place , mocking people.
"Be quiet bufoon! , if ya want to evade being my next costumer!"-Fred ,who was wearing a black hood and brown pants , shirtless , said , as he carried an axe (a fake one , thankfully) on his shoulder.
"Ill leave you now , thy friends , as i have to make a visit to the fair lady Pryde , whose beauty is thy kingdoms most precious relic!"-Lance , dressed in silver armor , said.
"Let us share paths then , as where Lady Pryde is , Princess Rogue , the fair owner of this knights heart , is too!"-Pietro said , as he and Lance went off together.
Meanwhile:
"Behold , my friends , these ladies of the night , merchants of pleasure and flesh , whose beauty`s worth a handfull of coins!"-Scott , dressed in a fur coat , screamed at the crowd.
"I think you are overacting a little ,Scott"-Jean , dressed as a wench , said coldly.
"For tonight`s thee can have the company of this fireheaded queen of carnal pleasures , for half the prize!"-Scott chanted at the crowd in front of them.
"Scott..."-Jean voice was getting harsher
"And if ya need more company my fair lads , you can get a visit by this lady fox of golden hairs , whose arts are yet to be explored!"-Scott said as his hand pointed at a very angry Tabitha.
"You are gonna pay for this , Pep-jerk"-Tabitha mutered to himself.
"And for last , the lovely lady of the lustfull soul , this fair and misterious chestnut crowned nymph!"-Scott said , pointing at Taryn , who was getting all red.
Suddenly , Todd landed in front of Scott , as he jumped over the crowd.
"Mi fair Lord of the night ladies , im here to sing thy all a song about these famous vamps ,and why their names are of renown , especially to all men who come to this town!"-Todd said to Scott.
"These fair lady`s names are not of importance to their lovers , as they can only taste them as night , because their succubus kind , burns at the touch of light!".
"The night is their fair ally , covering their sins and also hiding what they got between......"-Todd didnt get to finish , as the girls started to chase him , without any results , as Todd hopped from tent to tent with ease , leaving behind the Scott and the crowd , who were laughin their asses off.
Elsewhere:
"Behold , my friends , these town`s fool , and be true executors of the swift law , as you choose what to throw at him!"-Fred screamed at the crowd , as Duncan was chained to a wall , in wich a bullseye was painted.
"Ha , Tubby , they have nothing to throw , so maybe you should unchain me and...Oh shit"-Duncan`s voice died as he saw Arcade , walking to the crowd , holding a box full of tomatoes . lettuce and other vegetables.
"But thy vegetables , perfect for throwing at fools , only one copper piece each!"-Arcade screamed as the croed started to buy his merchandise with glee.
"YOU LITTLE TWERP! YOU ARE SO DEAD!-Duncan screamed as the crowd started to shower him with their vegetables , while Arcade hurried to get the boxes of eggs he left at his tent , a smirk across all his face.
"Man , this is getting me hungry!"-Fred said as he picked a tomatoe , and started to eat him , oblivious to the screams behind him.
Meanwhile....:
"Fair lady , please delight me with another glass of mead , althought it is not as refreshing as your beauty!"-Forge screamed from a table , dressed in a noble man clothes.
"Here`s thy mead , my lord , maybe i should join you when my break starts?"-Risty said , flirting shamelessly at Forge.
"That will be a pleasure ill be looking foward to , my lady"-Forge said as he emptied his mug in one gulp.
"Maybe this isnt so bad.."-risty thought as she headed back to the bar , where Evan was pouring drinks to the whole gang of the New Mutants , all of them dressed as musicians , except Jamie , who was dressed as a wizard.(aint that cute?)
Later:
They whole day went without any trouble , as Kurt didny have much trouble with his job, as he had the whole football team under his command , and no one caused any trouble.
It was the time for the dance , and everyone headed to the central court , wich has full of light , and covered with decorations.
The whole place was full of noise , as everyone was dancing , drinking and eating....
Jean was dancing with Duncan , who was still dizzy from all the vegetable missiles he had goten hit with.
Scott and Taryn were talking to each other , next to Tabitha and Kurt , who were talking about their day.
The New mutants were playing the instruments , while Jamie was in charg of the lights and music.
Risty and Forge were dancing in the middle of the court , lauhging at each other.
Fred was eating at a table , while Todd delighted some girls with his malabarism tricks.
Sudennly , the whole place got quiet.
Rogue , dressed in a dark princess dress , entered the room , holding Pietro`s arm , who was dressed as a noble man.
They were followed by Kitty , who was wearing a white miden dress, her hair let down , as she holded Lance`s arm , who was dressed in the same manner as Pietro.
The noise returned when both couples started to dance in the middle of the room , catching everyones attention , for a long time.
Later, much later....:
Kitty and Lance were standing at the entrance , still dressed in their costumes.
"Did ya like it today?"-Kitty asked him.
"Even thought I j got to be a knight , and be all day with you , i still fell theres something missing in this day?"-Lance sighed.
Kitty kissed him , before he could react.
"Was that it?"-She asked , smiling at the slightly blushed boy.
"Oh yeah"-he replied , smiling at her.
They started to laugh together , and headed back inside , were Rogue and Pietro were still dancing together.
"Wanna go , you two?"-Lance asked.
"Okay , lets go"-Rogue replied.
"Wait here , i got a surprise for you!"-Pietro said , before he dissapeared.
"What is he up to?"-Rogue said , when Pietro appeared on the entrance , riding a black stallion.
"Hop in , my Lady!"- Pietro said as he pulled a surprised , yet happy Rogue up , and both dissapeared in the night.
"Man, they are just soo perfect together!"-Kitty gasped.
"Yeah , wanna hop in?"-Lance aid , as he ducked.
Kitty jumped on his back , and crosed her arms around his neck..
"Always"-Kitty said.
The End.
Okay , what did ya think , read and review , and tell me what you expect next!.
Ryoken.