House Therapy
Everyone came to him for help. He wasn't sure why, they just did. House came to him for everything, Cuddy came to him for House, and everyone else came to him for, ooh, well, HOUSE. If people wanted to talk about House so much, maybe they should just go talk to House. It wasn't that hard if you actually told him to shut the fuck up and listen to you. He'd still be snarky and a bastard, but he'd listen. He didn't see why House had to ruin everyone's life, anyway. Sure, it was fun for him, but not for Wilson! Because he had to listen to everyone complain about everything he did! God damn, it was REALLY getting on his nerves!
"HOUSE!"
"Wilson!" Wilson leaned against the doorway to catch his breath for a moment, and then narrowed his eyes at House. "What brings you—"
"Stop. Just stop for a minute, House," he breathed, stepping into House's office and shutting the door behind him. "Just shut up, okay? Shut up…and leave people alone. Alright? I need a BREAK, House!"
"What does me not leaving people alone have to do with you?" He was about to pull his hair out! Wilson let out an exasperated noise and stomped his foot.
"You know damn well what it has to do with me!" he whined. "Everyone you ever bothered in your entire life comes to me for House therapy!" House raised an eyebrow and chuckled.
"I'm sorry?" another exasperated noise.
"SORRY? No you're not! God damnit, House, do me a favour, here!" he yelped, stomping his foot. House eyed him for a moment, then sighed, rolling his eyes.
"Fine. One day. I'll go one day without bothering someone."
"If you do, I'm not talking to anyone. I'm not! Tell them I won't help! TELL. THEM!" Wilson demanded furiously. House laughed and nodded, waving his hand to dismiss his best friend.
"Alright, I'll tell them…"
"YOU BETTER!"
A/N: Lol, I don't really write for stuff that's not anime, but this was really fun. Greg and James's relationship is just to awesome to pass up.