A/N: Explanation: I don't know.
I just kept thinking of ideas for one-shots until this popped up and I was like WTF WHERE DID THIS BRILLIANT IDEA COME FROM?!
I don't own D. Gray-Man (Note the FAN in fanfiction.) If I did though, Not only would Kanda be teased for his girly looks, but shall be forced into cross dressing multiple times.
Epic Early Announcements
Lavi: Hello everyone! I'm Lavi Bookman~
Allen: Screw introductions.
Lavi: I pout. Anyway starting now, D. Gray-Man will have their own newscast!
Kanda: Why am I here?
Lenalee: Shut up Kanda.
Lavi: We will broadcast every Sunday!
Timothy: I don't like Sundays as much as Saturdays…
Allen: That's an excellent thought there Timothy!
Lavi: Scratch that then. Every Saturday!
Cross: Oi Idiot pupil!
Allen: What do you want Master! Can't you see I'm busy?!
Cross: Here, take this.
Allen: Eh? What's-
Silence~
Allen: FUCK YOU MASTER!
Lenalee: …That's a lot of debt there Allen.
Kanda: The moyashi should start paying it off if he wants to be here Saturday.
Allen: EHHH?
Lavi: Bye Allen!
Allen has been kicked out the building. By Kanda. Literally.
Kanda: Now that the sprout's gone, what now?
Lavi: Well tell a starter story!
Lenalee: How about this one?
Lavi: … Lenalee-san…
Lenalee: Hm?
Lavi: What is this?
Lenalee: AHHH NO! MY DOUJIN! WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT?!
Lavi: It's right… here. Do you have a fetish of-
Lenalee: Onto the story!
Lavi: Lenalee!
Komui: Kanda come here I need you!
Kanda: What?
Komui: I made something specifically for you!
Kanda: Hell no- Hey! Get the fuck off me!
Komui: Just open your mouth Kanda.
Kanda: NO!
Kanda just got knocked the ** out.
Lavi: Well Lenalee… I guess it's just you, me, and Timothy this time.
Timothy: I wanna do this story!
Lenalee: It seems like we're out of time guys.
Lavi: Damn it all to hell!
Epic table flip.
Lenalee and Timothy: See you on Saturday!
The camera turned off and everyone turned to leave, except Lavi, who somehow got crushed by Timcanpy. Kanda was turned into many different things that I will not mention and Allen was stuck in clown business all week. Lenalee and Timothy actually enjoyed their day. Especially Cross.
A/N: …
/TABLE FLIP/ now you have to wait until Saturday… Unless… you want a second attempt to early announcements?! It's fine I'll do it. I wrote this as a short attempt to let you get the gist of whatever is going through my mind right now and I won't blame you if it's not that great. I will do better on the actual ones but for now... PROLOGUE?
Reviews are much appreciated.