I won't blame you if you don't read it. It's just something I had to get out of my system. start the fic.
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Another Yokai was out and about gathering energy when suddenly the shadows of the sailor senshin was cast over him.
The Yokai fired an energy blast from his mouth which then senshin easily dodged.
"Give up now evil doer or face the wrath of..."
Salior Mars and the far left stood on one leg keeping the rest of her body flat and even. "Sailor Mars!!"
Sailor Jupiter on the far right threw out her hands towards the center shaking them.
Sailor Mercury on the close left knelt on her right knee with her arms up high and her hands pointing outwards.
Sailor Venus on the close right knelt on her left knee with her arms up high and her hands pointing outwards.
And in the very center Sailor Moon had her back to the Yokai, she bent over and look at the Yokai upsidedown from her spread legs. "SAILOR MOOOOOOOON!!!"
"And we are...THE SAILOR SENSHIN!!!"
With their final dramatic pose red flowers bloomed on the border line of your screen ever so prettily.
The Yokai fell over onto the ground laughing and tossing holding his gut.
"That felt weird." noticed Sailor Venus.
"This can't be right." stated sailor Mercury.
"I don't think I've ever been so embarassed! Just look at the Yokai!!" pointed Sailor Mars.
"Okay this can't be right, something is seriously wrong here!!! Where did those poses come from anyways?!"
"GINYU SQUAD, ROLL CALL!!!"
Racoome on the far left took Sailor Mars' pose. "Racoome!!"
Burter on the far right took Sailor Jupiter's pose. "Burter!!"
On the close left Guldo took Sailor Mercury's pose. "Guldo!!"
On the close right Jeice took Sailor Venus' pose. "Jeice!!"
"And finally..." Captain Ginyu started to do Sailor Moon's pose. "Captain Ginyu!! And in the name of the moon..." Captain Ginyu pointed his hand at Vegeta and the others. "We will punish you!!!"
A cold wind blew past all of the Ginyus.
"Something doesn't feel quite right." noticed Jeice.
"Duuuh...maybe it's those guys reactions to our sexy poses?" observed Racoome.
And oh what reactions they had. Krillin was looking positively green looking like he was going to toss his lunch at any moment. But that didn't stop him from slapping his hand over Gohan's eyes to try and protect his innocence.
Dende on the other hand was searching the skies desperately.
"Namek has a moon?!"
Vegeta however, was holding his eyes stumbling around in pain.
"MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! IT HURTS SO BADLY!!!"