All of the royalty from Transylvania was crammed into the ballroom.

Columbia sat in her party outfit, the golden tailcoat and top hat, sure enough. She was perched on the juke, chatting with Janet Weiss.

They had become pretty good friends, despite their kidnapping.

Janet wasn't sure how Columbia and Frank were still alive, and neither were they. They didn't ask, and no one told.

She was probably more upset that they didn't revive Rocky, but she couldn't tell Brad that. He knew though. He knew.

Magenta and Riff Raff were serving the party, while Frank was entertaining. He was off God knows where, probably giving the king a blowjob, no doubt.

New Years Eve was always popular with the Trannies, because they know that even if the world ends, they can go back to their own galaxy.

They were chatting it up, watching the Texan programming. All the way on the other side of America, in New York.

They all returned to the juke box with Columbia for the ball dropping. it was Frankie's favorite part. (Go figure!)

"Wait..." Columbia dropped down. "Janet's kissing Frankie and Riffy's kissing Maggie... Who am I kissing?" Magenta laughed, rubbing her friends sparkly back.

"No one?"

"No! If I don't kiss anyone I'm going to not have any romance this year, adopt a bunch of cats, and die alone!" Janet giggled a little bit.

"Sense when?" Columbia paused.

"Sense now." All of the friends giggled. "I'm serious! I have to kiss someone!"

"Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! five! Four! Three! Two! One!" Everyone cheered, kissing their respectable partners.

"WHAT ABOUT ME?"

"For the love of God..." Janet leaned over to Columbia, kissing her on the lips.

"Hot." Frank held his hand up to Janet.

"I know!" She high-fived it, laughing.

"Now let's get Maggie, some champagne, a big Jacuzzi tub, some bubbles, and really flimsy tied swimsuit knots and it's a party!"

"Well you know Frankie..." Janet looked at him seductively. "There's champagne down here... A big tub upstairs... Bubble bath..."

"I have three spare swimsuits." Columbia winked at him.

"And I'd love to join." Magenta ran her fingers down Frank's corset.

"Really?" The girls laughed, shoving him.

"No!" Columbia shouted.

"Fuck off!" Columbia wrapped her sparkly arm around her friend.

"Don't even think about it honey!" He sighed, walking back over to Riff Raff.

"I could have told you that would happen."

"Well why didn't you?"

"Because it's fun watching your face try to blush, but having your erection take most of the blood away." Frank rolled his eyes, taking Riff's glass and chugging it.