A/N: This is Gstar391 with my first published story, I hope y'all like it. It's set in a future harry potter universe, where Harry went nutso.
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Ginny looked around, trying to find some sign of her love's presence. All the effort she had put in to researching alternate dimensions had finally paid off, and she had managed to create a spell that was a one-time-use jump. She had put in the coordinates for a place where A: Harry would love to have her, B: Harry was a well-known and widely respected ruler, and C: Where Harry wasn't evil.
Well, she had apparently landed in a mansion, and judging by the giant portrait of Harry on the walls, it was Harry's. So first things first, she needed to find her belov...was that hissing? What in Merlin's name was a snake doing here? Oh crap, it's jumping at m...and then darkness.
Medusa, Harry's longtime companion and fellow basilisk Animagus smiled. Her beloved's snake minions had apparently found a human, something that had disappeared long, long ago when Harry had had enough of all the pain, the stupidity, and the betrayal, and summoned a massive army of snakes to kill them all.
"Oh, Harry, you didn't have to bring me a human for our anniversary...but it was certainly a nice thought!" Medusa said as she devoured Ginny. "That's odd, why does she taste like a weasel?"
"...Honey, I actually didn't bring you a human, she just appeared...and I wanted to question her. Not that it matters really, what can she tell me?" Harry said, sighing. "Still, it would've been nice to have someone else to talk to. All this parseltongue is giving me a head ache."
"I'm sorry, love, but she looked so delectable I just couldn't stop my self." Medusa apologized, then smirked. "I know exactly what to do to get your spirits back up, though!"
With a sharp crack of displaced air, she and Harry disapparated to their bedrooms where they descended upon each other. (A/N: And unfortunately for you, since this fic isn't rated M, you won't get to see it!)