Homestuck Delta

by pyrohfreak47

A new universe and a new round of SBURB. Let's wish our new heroes luck as they gain help from old heroes traverse new lands and fight new enemies (seriously I'm a put some pretty dark stuff in here but there will be warnings on those ch's)

1. Chapter 1

Act 1 chapter 1

It is bright sunny day today, we close in on the home of a young boy. The home is a nice two story house with access to a flat roof for all sorts of fun and it resides within a nice neighborhood in a pretty quite town. Lets take a look at the boy, this boy seems to have black hair and light blue eyes and is dressed in his signature plain white jeans, shoes, and white shirt with a light blue music symbol in the center. It just so happens that today has no significant meaning to this boy whatsoever. What? What's with that look? Oh my mistake it actually seems to be this young man's birthday, and not just any birthday but his oh so important 13th birthday which means today is the day where he gets a name.

Enter Name

random nobody X

try again jerks

Niko Zephyr

Sure that works, but it's kind of a weird name if you ask. Anyway let's get acquainted with this young man.

As previously stated your name is Niko Zephyr and you have a passion for hundreds of things, all of the things. But in all seriousness you actually do have quite a few hobbies, you like to draw in your free time but you aren't an expert at it, you love music and actually have a few instruments but your favorite is your lovely viola, you also try to write songs but wouldn't be caught dead letting someone read them. Aside from that you practice Archery, arts and crafts, as well as baking and other than that you can't really think anything else you do for fun.

It seems you have a few posters in your room. Niko check out the posters on your wall. Wall? Who said anything about them being on the wall?

You like to keep your posters on the ceiling for a reason that will probably never be explained but who the heck cares, certainly not you. You take a moment to admire the various posters that show different manga and anime stuff.

Niko quit goofing around and leave your room already, you know very much how your legal guardian hates when you are locked up in your room.

You open your door and begin to leave your room, all you need to do is take the first step and-.

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Oh no.

Niko:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*SMASH*

You somehow forgot all about your older brothers over protective system, he refuses to let you leave even your room without first filling up the three strife cards in your strife portfolio and if you do the floor board springs up and launches you back into your room and you can't try the window because well you don't even want to think about what happens when the scanners in your window go off.

Well at least you have an excuse for staying in your room till you fill up your strife portfolio. Quick head to your computer and look through it.

You look at your computer, it's not that big of a deal just a few basic programs and such. Hey one of your friends is pestering you sweet.

WonderingMadhouse[WM] started began DomesticatedPyroh[DP]

WM: Hey happy b-day jackass.

DP: Well that started earlier than most of our conversations.

WM: Fuck off... and then fuck right back on I need some help.

DP: Okay shoot.

WM: I need whatever program you use to get trolls to stop bugging you, cause they haven't left me alone since earlier this morning.

DP: So for my birthday you want me to send you a gift. While that is a bit backwards I'll send you the files anyway though they will take a long time to download. Probably because this anti-troll responder is very good at its job

WM: Yeah whatever. Also if you want to be a greedy fuck then you should know I did send you a gift, and it probably be the best gift you get today.

DP: I don't know about that, I've gotten two other confirmations that they will be sending me the best gifts as of today.

WM: Well like every other day they will be proven wrong by me.

DP: Hey I should probably start filling up my strife portfolio, I'm kind of hungry and I want to go see if the SBURB Delta came in the mail.

WM: Yeah I should probably check if my copies are here to.

WonderingMadhouse[WM] ceased pestering DomesticatedPyroh[DP]

Niko go allocate You strife specibus. You should start out with the most obvious and allocate your archery bow. You also said you liked baking earlier and as such you always keep two knives by your bed like any normal person would. Finally you move on to your favorite and most deadly weapons your arts and crafts scissors. You allocate all of the items and now have the bow kind, knife kind, and scissor kind in your portfolio.

You try stepping out the door again and to no surprise at all the security system does not activate.

Niko: VICTORY!

Stop being over dramatic and go eat some thing already. You head to the kitchen but stop by The living room to check things out a bit. There's not much in here aside from the t. V. the couch and some random anime and ninja decorations as well as some music related stuff. but wait who is that sitting on the couch? Why it is none other then lil'Cal the coolest guy ever even though he's a puppet. You should totally bump fists with the little guy.

*slash* *slice* *shoot*

You successfully pull Off a bisection, decapitation, head shot combo on the unfortunate .You are so lucky your big bro can get his hang on so many of these creepy puppets they are perfect for training before you strife with your bro, purely for fun of course you and your bro both know that there is to ill will behind these strife's.

Now it is time to get your munch on quick head kitchen. You successfully enter the kitchen and enjoy some leftover cake. You're lucky it was one of your cakes and not one of your bro's because though you love him he isn't the best when it comes to baking.

Now that you are satisfied you should probably go get the mail. you went out and got the mail which consisted of your 3 birthday presents and your copies of the Delta. You are so excited you flash step all the way back to your room and are quick to head for the computer.

Before you can run the disks you see your pesterchum is booming with messages. You may as well answer.

BulletBunny[BB] began pestering DomesticatedPyroh[DP]

BB: Hey there birthday boy hows it going?

BB: Niko?

BB: Yo You get my gift yet?

BB: Bleh.

DP: Bleh calm down already.

BB: Oh so you are alive.

DP: haha. Oh and yes I got your gift but I haven't opened it yet.

BB: Oh no. I have to go but promise me you'll open it later.

DP: K I will good luck.

BulletBunny[BB] ceased pestering DomesticatedPyroh[DP]

FloristEmpowered[FE] began pestering DomesticatedPyroh[DP]

FE: Hey I don't have a lot of time to chat I have to help my mom with some gardening. I hope you enjoy my gift and happy birthday. Also I look forward to playing the game with you I'm still your server player right. Of course I am bye.

FloristEmpowered[FE] ceased pestering DomesticatedPyroh[DP]

DP: Okay. And yes I'll setup the client and serve programs, connect with me when you can.

DomesticatedPyroh[DP] ceased pestering FloristEmpowered[FE]

WonderingMadhouse[WM] began pestering DomesticatedPyroh[DP]

WM: yeah still need those files dick. Oh crap can't talk got to kill monsters.

WonderingMadhouse[WM] ceased pestering DomesticatedPyroh[DP]

Your friends have strange hobbies. Oh well time to get started. Niko run the Program's

(A/N: If you want a better description on Niko and see his future costumes I'll post a link to my drawings

art/Niko-Zephyr-610467127

Just put that in your browser and you'll see him. )