This is a Family Guy parody on that "Where's my money" scene. I might change it a little bit. I don't own Bleach or Family Guy. Brian=Ulquiorra and Stewie=Grimmjow but there's actually no characters from Family Guy in the story, so technically it's not a crossover.
Ulquiorra stepped out of the shower with a towel around his waist, and when he opened the door he saw Grimmjow.
"Grimmjow! Uh, hey!" Ulquiorra said.
"Hey Ulquiorra, it's been 24 hours. Where's my money?" Grimmjow asked.
"Just give me 'til next Friday and I'll have it for ya."
"Oh. Oh that's funny. I could of sworn I said to have it today."
"Yeah, I don't have it sorry." Ulquiorra answers.
"Well, alright then. Mmm, that's good OJ." Then Grimmjow tosses the cup of orange juice at Ulquiorra's face.
"AHH! What the hell?" Ulquiorra yells.
"Did that hurt?! Did that hurt?!"
"What the hell?!"
"It doesn't feel so good, does it?!?!?! No, huh?" Then Grimmjow kicks Ulquiorra in the knee. Then he kicks him again multiple times. Grimmjow punches Ulquiorra and yells, "Where's my money?! You gonna give me my money?!"
Grimmjow then rips off the towel bar and hits Ulquiorra with it. (his expression is hilarious) Then he shoves his face in the toilet and Ulquiorra gurgles, "WTF, YOU BASTARD."
Then Grimmjow hits his head with the toilet seat and says, "Where's my money?! I want my money!" Then Grimmjow pushes Ulquiorra outside the bathroom and said, "You got 'til five o'clock. You got 'til five o'clock, you hear me?!"
"You freaking psychopath!" Ulquiorra yells.
"Please, clean yourself up."