Final Fantasy 6: My Version
Chapter 1: The Esper
All right, this is my first fanfic EVER. It's inspired by KEFKA's fics (Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 10: My version).
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Note: For this chapter I call him Biggs and not Vicks because that's what he's called in my European Final Fantasy VI Playstation disk
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Voice: Long ago, the War of the Magi reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and magic simply ceased to exist. 1000 years have passed... Iron gunpowder, and steam engines have been rediscovered, and high technology reigns... But there are some who would enslave the world by reviving the dread destructive force known as "magic." Are these fucks gonna make the world a shithole AGAIN???
*Biggs, Wedge and ????? walk up to the cliff*
Biggs: There's the town...
Wedge: Hard to believe an Esper's been found intact there, 1000 years after the War of the Magi...
Biggs: The fuck are you talking about? Our mining tools have only just gotten this advanced; you think we could have dug it out with our bare hands?
Wedge: Uh...no.
Biggs: Good. Think it's still alive?
Wedge: What a pissy question, it would have decomposed otherwise!
Biggs: Fine let's put a wager on it - this girl!
Wedge: Yeah, why's she here?
Biggs: Don't you remember last night in the inn?
Wedge: Oh yeah! That slave crown on her head robs her of all conscious thought. She'll follow our orders!
*They leave and start walking through the snow*
Biggs: Woah! Look at all the pretty words!
Wedge: Fuck this *Presses A*
*They appear at Narshe*
Wedge: Let's put her on point. No sense taking any risks.
Biggs: Scared fuck!
*They walk forward*
Guard: Imperial Magitek Armour? Not even Narshe's safe anymore!
Biggs: Since when was armour a threat?
*Enter battle*
Biggs: *Fire Beam - Guard1*
Guard1: *124 damage - Dies*
?????: *Fire Beam - Guard2*
Guard2: *202 damage - dies*
*They do their victory dance*
Biggs: Whey! Shake those tits!
?????: ...
*End battle*
Wedge: You know this Magitek armour doesn't actually give us extra defence, so it isn't really armour is it?
Biggs: Just keep walking!
*They advance*
Guard: Narshe's freedom depends on us!
Wedge: So you surrender?
Guard: What? Hell no!
*Enter battle*
Wedge: *Fire Beam - Lobo1*
Lobo1: *350 damage - dies*
Biggs: *Fire Beam - Lobo2*
Lobo2: *356 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*Guards move forward*
*Enter battle*
Guard2: *Critical - ?????*
?????: *8 damage*
Wedge: *Stares at her chest blankly*
Biggs: *Fire Beam - Guard 1*
Guard1: *180 damage - dies*
?????: *Fire Beam - Guard2*
Guard2: *218 damage - dies*
*End battle*
Biggs: Mabye if all four of them attacked at once they could have won!
Wedge: *Snort* Retards!
*They move forward*
Guard: We've got 'em trapped now!
*Enter battle*
Wedge: Wasn't there 2 dogs and 2 guards out of battle, now there's only 1 dog...
Biggs: Oh dear, what a shame, so sad! *Fire beam - Guard1*
Guard1: *198 damage - dies*
?????: *Fire Beam - Lobo*
Lobo: *328 damage - dies*
Guard2: Let me guess, Fire Beam?
Wedge: Uh...no *Ice Beam - Guard 2*
Guard2: *152 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*They march forward to, guess what*
Guard: We must defend the mines!
*Enter battle*
?????: *Confuser*
*The Vomammoths start casting Blizzard on themselves and kick their own asses*
*End battle*
Wedge: According to out source, the frozen Esper was found in a new mine shaft...Mabye this one...
Biggs: No shit Sherlock we went the only way possible!
*They enter the mine*
Wedge: Woo look at the pretty light! *Stands in it*
Voice: An eerie glow surrounds you.
Biggs: Think we noticed that!
Voice: Want info about Save Points?
?????: *Chooses no*
Wedge: How come she gets to choose?
Biggs: Because you put her on the point, remember?
*They walk up to a gate*
Biggs: I'll handle this. Stand back!
*He goes a little bit faster and somehow manages to break the door down*
Wedge: Amazing!
Guard: We won't hand over the Esper!! *Goes back* Whelk! Get them!
*Enter battle*
Biggs: Hold it! *Presses record*
Wedge: What the fuck?
Biggs: Boss said to record him the boss theme!
Wedge: Why didn't he just fight himself *LOL*
?????: *Ice Beam - Whelk*
Whelk: *208 damage - 1392 remaining*
Wedge: Aww...so much for one hit kills all the way...
Whelk: *Attack: Wedge*
Wedge: *10 damage*
Biggs: *Fire Beam - Whelk*
Whelk: *149 damage - 1243 remaining*
Whelk: Gruu... *Pokes head out more and grabs ????? - takes her inside the shell*
Biggs & Wedge: NOOO!!!! * Joint Fire Beam - Whelk's shell*
Whelk's shell - *389 damage*
Whelk: HAHAHA!! Fuckin' cheats *Megavolt - Biggs*
Biggs: *102 damage - KOd*
Whelk: Gruu... *Spits out Terra, recovers all HP*
Wedge: Hey! I've got an idea! *Throws metal rod on Whelk's head* Now attack the shell!
????? & Wedge: *Joint Bolt beam - Whelk's shell*
Whelk's shell - *397 damage*
Whelk: Dumbasses! *Megavolt*
*The rod acts like a lightning conductor*
Whelk: *1693 damage - dies*
Whelk: Lost to 2 guys and their hooker...could life be any worse?
*End battle*
Biggs: Now for the Esper!
*They continue*
Biggs: Yay! It's dead and I win the bet!
Wedge: No look!
*It starts glowing and ????? walks up to it*
Voice: The frozen creature began emitting an eerie light
Wedge: WTF it's in past tense. Man you guys suck...
*Biggs disappears*
Wedge: Nooooo! Biggs, I need you! *Disappears*
*A lightning bolt forms between ????? and the esper*
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Well, that's it for this chapter please review it
Chapter 1: The Esper
All right, this is my first fanfic EVER. It's inspired by KEFKA's fics (Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 10: My version).
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Note: For this chapter I call him Biggs and not Vicks because that's what he's called in my European Final Fantasy VI Playstation disk
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Voice: Long ago, the War of the Magi reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and magic simply ceased to exist. 1000 years have passed... Iron gunpowder, and steam engines have been rediscovered, and high technology reigns... But there are some who would enslave the world by reviving the dread destructive force known as "magic." Are these fucks gonna make the world a shithole AGAIN???
*Biggs, Wedge and ????? walk up to the cliff*
Biggs: There's the town...
Wedge: Hard to believe an Esper's been found intact there, 1000 years after the War of the Magi...
Biggs: The fuck are you talking about? Our mining tools have only just gotten this advanced; you think we could have dug it out with our bare hands?
Wedge: Uh...no.
Biggs: Good. Think it's still alive?
Wedge: What a pissy question, it would have decomposed otherwise!
Biggs: Fine let's put a wager on it - this girl!
Wedge: Yeah, why's she here?
Biggs: Don't you remember last night in the inn?
Wedge: Oh yeah! That slave crown on her head robs her of all conscious thought. She'll follow our orders!
*They leave and start walking through the snow*
Biggs: Woah! Look at all the pretty words!
Wedge: Fuck this *Presses A*
*They appear at Narshe*
Wedge: Let's put her on point. No sense taking any risks.
Biggs: Scared fuck!
*They walk forward*
Guard: Imperial Magitek Armour? Not even Narshe's safe anymore!
Biggs: Since when was armour a threat?
*Enter battle*
Biggs: *Fire Beam - Guard1*
Guard1: *124 damage - Dies*
?????: *Fire Beam - Guard2*
Guard2: *202 damage - dies*
*They do their victory dance*
Biggs: Whey! Shake those tits!
?????: ...
*End battle*
Wedge: You know this Magitek armour doesn't actually give us extra defence, so it isn't really armour is it?
Biggs: Just keep walking!
*They advance*
Guard: Narshe's freedom depends on us!
Wedge: So you surrender?
Guard: What? Hell no!
*Enter battle*
Wedge: *Fire Beam - Lobo1*
Lobo1: *350 damage - dies*
Biggs: *Fire Beam - Lobo2*
Lobo2: *356 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*Guards move forward*
*Enter battle*
Guard2: *Critical - ?????*
?????: *8 damage*
Wedge: *Stares at her chest blankly*
Biggs: *Fire Beam - Guard 1*
Guard1: *180 damage - dies*
?????: *Fire Beam - Guard2*
Guard2: *218 damage - dies*
*End battle*
Biggs: Mabye if all four of them attacked at once they could have won!
Wedge: *Snort* Retards!
*They move forward*
Guard: We've got 'em trapped now!
*Enter battle*
Wedge: Wasn't there 2 dogs and 2 guards out of battle, now there's only 1 dog...
Biggs: Oh dear, what a shame, so sad! *Fire beam - Guard1*
Guard1: *198 damage - dies*
?????: *Fire Beam - Lobo*
Lobo: *328 damage - dies*
Guard2: Let me guess, Fire Beam?
Wedge: Uh...no *Ice Beam - Guard 2*
Guard2: *152 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*They march forward to, guess what*
Guard: We must defend the mines!
*Enter battle*
?????: *Confuser*
*The Vomammoths start casting Blizzard on themselves and kick their own asses*
*End battle*
Wedge: According to out source, the frozen Esper was found in a new mine shaft...Mabye this one...
Biggs: No shit Sherlock we went the only way possible!
*They enter the mine*
Wedge: Woo look at the pretty light! *Stands in it*
Voice: An eerie glow surrounds you.
Biggs: Think we noticed that!
Voice: Want info about Save Points?
?????: *Chooses no*
Wedge: How come she gets to choose?
Biggs: Because you put her on the point, remember?
*They walk up to a gate*
Biggs: I'll handle this. Stand back!
*He goes a little bit faster and somehow manages to break the door down*
Wedge: Amazing!
Guard: We won't hand over the Esper!! *Goes back* Whelk! Get them!
*Enter battle*
Biggs: Hold it! *Presses record*
Wedge: What the fuck?
Biggs: Boss said to record him the boss theme!
Wedge: Why didn't he just fight himself *LOL*
?????: *Ice Beam - Whelk*
Whelk: *208 damage - 1392 remaining*
Wedge: Aww...so much for one hit kills all the way...
Whelk: *Attack: Wedge*
Wedge: *10 damage*
Biggs: *Fire Beam - Whelk*
Whelk: *149 damage - 1243 remaining*
Whelk: Gruu... *Pokes head out more and grabs ????? - takes her inside the shell*
Biggs & Wedge: NOOO!!!! * Joint Fire Beam - Whelk's shell*
Whelk's shell - *389 damage*
Whelk: HAHAHA!! Fuckin' cheats *Megavolt - Biggs*
Biggs: *102 damage - KOd*
Whelk: Gruu... *Spits out Terra, recovers all HP*
Wedge: Hey! I've got an idea! *Throws metal rod on Whelk's head* Now attack the shell!
????? & Wedge: *Joint Bolt beam - Whelk's shell*
Whelk's shell - *397 damage*
Whelk: Dumbasses! *Megavolt*
*The rod acts like a lightning conductor*
Whelk: *1693 damage - dies*
Whelk: Lost to 2 guys and their hooker...could life be any worse?
*End battle*
Biggs: Now for the Esper!
*They continue*
Biggs: Yay! It's dead and I win the bet!
Wedge: No look!
*It starts glowing and ????? walks up to it*
Voice: The frozen creature began emitting an eerie light
Wedge: WTF it's in past tense. Man you guys suck...
*Biggs disappears*
Wedge: Nooooo! Biggs, I need you! *Disappears*
*A lightning bolt forms between ????? and the esper*
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Well, that's it for this chapter please review it