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DIS: Why all the new fics? I don't know. Inspiration, I guess. Anyways, enjoy. Couple is—well, why ruin it? Much Humor this chapter!
WARNING!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK AM I ALWAYS DO THESE FUCKING THESE?! ANYWAYS, A LOT OF SWEARING AND HORNY, NASTY THOUGHTS!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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SOMEONE'S POV
Tea Gardner, my next victim or rather slave, walked down the streets, looking for her pint-sized friend, Yugi Mutoh. Oh yes, she was the best friend of the World's Greatest Duelist. What a load of bullshit! I mean, that little midget is so friggin annoying! My Ra and he's the Pharaoh's ABIOU???! My Ra, man!—GROW UP!
Anyway, Tea wouldn't find him. Oh no, she wouldn't! Damn it all to hell! She's found that bastard, Joey Wheeler! 'Oh look, I'm Joey Wheeler and I like to boast about what a fucking idiot I am!!' Goddamn asshole. Get a life. 'I used to have the Red Eyes Black Dragon, but I was too much of an idiot to let the Rare Hunters get it! I'm going to go bawl and whine and swear at Yugi about my fucking Red Eyes!' Stupid dog, go fuck yourself. Oh shit! I need to stalk them or.....FUCK!!! What the hell was my plan again?! Oh yeah, now I remember. Ok!
"Bakura, where are you, you fool!" I curse and see Bakura come up, his arm bloodied. "THE FUCK???"
"Oh, sorry." He smirked. The fucking psycho.
"Why the hell did you self-mutilate yourself?!" Bakura licked some of his blood off his arm. Ewwwww.............
"Why else, you delinquent?" Bakura snapped. "Come on!" So, Bakura turned back to Ryou, I acted as this kid names "Namu" and became friends with Wheeler and Tea.
"I gots a lot of tricks up my sleeve fo' duelin'!" Wheeler was saying. I acted as though I was interested. My ass, I was.
"And so I bet dat I could always—"
"JOEY!!" Tea barked. My Ra, woman!
"What?!"
"Stop boring him with your bragging! We have to find Yugi!"
"Oh...I wasn't braggin'!" The hell if you weren't, you monkey ass.
"Joey..." Tea rubbed her temples in annoyance and I just know what she's going through. Three letters. P M S
"What?! I wasn't braggin!"
BONK!!
Ooh that had to hurt.
"Owies, Tea! Ya didn't haffta hit me wit ya purse! Ya got sometin in der, like bricks!" Wheeler whined, rubbing the huge bump on his blond head.
"Well, Joey, don't ARGUE with me!!"
"Hey, are you going through dat time of da month, Tea?" Idiot. I think I've learned never to ask stupid things like that.
"JOEY!!!" SMACK!!! Ouch. That's gonna leave a bruise.
"OW! TEAAA!!!!" Joey whined, backing away from her. She heaved a sigh and turned to me. "I apologize for my friends stupidity. But, it was nice meeting you Namu!"
"Yeah...*glances at Tea* see ya some time later, awright?" Joey said, walking with Tea, 5 feet away from her. I actually think that I like Tea more than that moron blond.
"Oh, we will...quite soon." I say. 'Alright my rare hunters...it's time...HEY!! WTF?!?! IT'S TIME YOU MORONS!!! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!!
'S-sorry master Malik.'
'Yeah, whatever.'
Stupid asses. They need more punishment. "Oh no, Joey, Tea look out!" I exclaim.
"Huh? Eeeekk!!!" Tea ducked before my rare hunter could take any damage to her. "Joey!!! Behind you!" She said, running away from my rarehunter. Wow. Look at those sexy legs go...(^_^) *face fault* Argh! 'What are you doing?! Get her!!'
"Namu!! Help Joey!!" Tea told me, running around in, practically circles.
"Um, ok." I said and walked over to Joey, but he was unconscious.
"NAMU!!!!" I turned around slowly, seeing something I DID NOT wish to see. My stupid rare hunter was in a BAD position. It looked like he was about to rape her!!! *GROWLS*
"GET THE FUCK OFF HER!!!" She was unconscious now, anyway. The rare hunter seemed confused. I took my M. Rod out and sent that bastard to the Shadow Realm. Ah, well, what do I have to say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's what you get, you MORONIC FOOL!!!!!!!!
Ahem, right. I wonder where that fagot, Kaiba is. Huh! Well, it doesn't matter. He's probably fucking the goddamn, washed up has-been Pharaoh no doubt. 'Oh Kaiba, I demand you to fuck me, cause I'm Pharaoh!' What a wanna- be! Hmm...I guess I am in that range as well...though I don't give a fuck too much. Ah, anyways, I think I better take the blond idiot and the sexy girl of the Pharaoh's. Maybe I'll be lucky and the Pharaoh will appear. (-_- ) Yeah, in my dreams. Actually, I wouldn't be lucky. Ah, anyways...
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DIS: So how was it? So good so far? Well, I hope you all enjoyed it! And I intend on continuing on this, on account of the fact that this is a humor fic and I like it! Please review and tell me how you thought it was Thankies!
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DIS: Why all the new fics? I don't know. Inspiration, I guess. Anyways, enjoy. Couple is—well, why ruin it? Much Humor this chapter!
WARNING!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK AM I ALWAYS DO THESE FUCKING THESE?! ANYWAYS, A LOT OF SWEARING AND HORNY, NASTY THOUGHTS!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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SOMEONE'S POV
Tea Gardner, my next victim or rather slave, walked down the streets, looking for her pint-sized friend, Yugi Mutoh. Oh yes, she was the best friend of the World's Greatest Duelist. What a load of bullshit! I mean, that little midget is so friggin annoying! My Ra and he's the Pharaoh's ABIOU???! My Ra, man!—GROW UP!
Anyway, Tea wouldn't find him. Oh no, she wouldn't! Damn it all to hell! She's found that bastard, Joey Wheeler! 'Oh look, I'm Joey Wheeler and I like to boast about what a fucking idiot I am!!' Goddamn asshole. Get a life. 'I used to have the Red Eyes Black Dragon, but I was too much of an idiot to let the Rare Hunters get it! I'm going to go bawl and whine and swear at Yugi about my fucking Red Eyes!' Stupid dog, go fuck yourself. Oh shit! I need to stalk them or.....FUCK!!! What the hell was my plan again?! Oh yeah, now I remember. Ok!
"Bakura, where are you, you fool!" I curse and see Bakura come up, his arm bloodied. "THE FUCK???"
"Oh, sorry." He smirked. The fucking psycho.
"Why the hell did you self-mutilate yourself?!" Bakura licked some of his blood off his arm. Ewwwww.............
"Why else, you delinquent?" Bakura snapped. "Come on!" So, Bakura turned back to Ryou, I acted as this kid names "Namu" and became friends with Wheeler and Tea.
"I gots a lot of tricks up my sleeve fo' duelin'!" Wheeler was saying. I acted as though I was interested. My ass, I was.
"And so I bet dat I could always—"
"JOEY!!" Tea barked. My Ra, woman!
"What?!"
"Stop boring him with your bragging! We have to find Yugi!"
"Oh...I wasn't braggin'!" The hell if you weren't, you monkey ass.
"Joey..." Tea rubbed her temples in annoyance and I just know what she's going through. Three letters. P M S
"What?! I wasn't braggin!"
BONK!!
Ooh that had to hurt.
"Owies, Tea! Ya didn't haffta hit me wit ya purse! Ya got sometin in der, like bricks!" Wheeler whined, rubbing the huge bump on his blond head.
"Well, Joey, don't ARGUE with me!!"
"Hey, are you going through dat time of da month, Tea?" Idiot. I think I've learned never to ask stupid things like that.
"JOEY!!!" SMACK!!! Ouch. That's gonna leave a bruise.
"OW! TEAAA!!!!" Joey whined, backing away from her. She heaved a sigh and turned to me. "I apologize for my friends stupidity. But, it was nice meeting you Namu!"
"Yeah...*glances at Tea* see ya some time later, awright?" Joey said, walking with Tea, 5 feet away from her. I actually think that I like Tea more than that moron blond.
"Oh, we will...quite soon." I say. 'Alright my rare hunters...it's time...HEY!! WTF?!?! IT'S TIME YOU MORONS!!! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!!!
'S-sorry master Malik.'
'Yeah, whatever.'
Stupid asses. They need more punishment. "Oh no, Joey, Tea look out!" I exclaim.
"Huh? Eeeekk!!!" Tea ducked before my rare hunter could take any damage to her. "Joey!!! Behind you!" She said, running away from my rarehunter. Wow. Look at those sexy legs go...(^_^) *face fault* Argh! 'What are you doing?! Get her!!'
"Namu!! Help Joey!!" Tea told me, running around in, practically circles.
"Um, ok." I said and walked over to Joey, but he was unconscious.
"NAMU!!!!" I turned around slowly, seeing something I DID NOT wish to see. My stupid rare hunter was in a BAD position. It looked like he was about to rape her!!! *GROWLS*
"GET THE FUCK OFF HER!!!" She was unconscious now, anyway. The rare hunter seemed confused. I took my M. Rod out and sent that bastard to the Shadow Realm. Ah, well, what do I have to say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's what you get, you MORONIC FOOL!!!!!!!!
Ahem, right. I wonder where that fagot, Kaiba is. Huh! Well, it doesn't matter. He's probably fucking the goddamn, washed up has-been Pharaoh no doubt. 'Oh Kaiba, I demand you to fuck me, cause I'm Pharaoh!' What a wanna- be! Hmm...I guess I am in that range as well...though I don't give a fuck too much. Ah, anyways, I think I better take the blond idiot and the sexy girl of the Pharaoh's. Maybe I'll be lucky and the Pharaoh will appear. (-_- ) Yeah, in my dreams. Actually, I wouldn't be lucky. Ah, anyways...
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DIS: So how was it? So good so far? Well, I hope you all enjoyed it! And I intend on continuing on this, on account of the fact that this is a humor fic and I like it! Please review and tell me how you thought it was Thankies!