AN: Who knows why I wrote this? Just a quick little poem about everyone's favorite true blonde from Slayers. *runs from all the blondes who now try to kill her* R&R, minna-san!

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Slayers, why do you ask? Oh, the lawyers? Well, they can cope.

Gourry Gabriev

Hi, I'm Gourry,
This is my poem.
Owner of the
Hikari no Ken,
Lina's best friend,
That's me-
Gourry Gabriev.
The chicks dig it.
The dudes do, too.
(*cough*Volun*cough*)
I act all stupid,
But I'm really a genius,
A Dark Lord attacks,
And I'm all "Hikari O!"
And makin' me some
Mazoku burger.
Would you like
Fries with that?
Yep, that's me-
Gourry Gabriev.