"So you were only with one other woman besides me for over two hundred years?"
"I have only been in one other serious relationship, love. I assure you that I am not out of practice in bed," Killian replied while wiggling his eyebrows. Emma only rolled her eyes.
"What about you, love?" Killian asked.
"What about me?"
"How many other serious relationships have you been in?" When Emma did not answer automatically, Killian added, "You don't have to answer, love. I was only curious."
Emma let out an exasperated sigh, "No, it's fine." Emma looked up, pondering. "Well, besides you, there was Neal, Graham, and Walsh."
Killian nodded. "I have never met this Graham, who is this man?" Emma gave him a sad smile, making Killian curse for ever asking. "He saved my mom's life from Regina back in the Enchanted Forest. Regina crushed his heart after he chose me over her."
Killian stayed silent, trying to find a way to lift her mood again. "So if he saved your mother's life, I presume he was also older than you are."
Emma raised an eyebrow, surprised. After sharing about her relationship with Graham, she expected him to bring up how every man she's been with died, including him, not...this. "What?"
"Well, I assume he was your mother's age when he saved her life, so he also must have been older than you." Emma narrowed her eyes. "I guess so, but my mom is technically my age, and so was Graham."
"Regardless, Graham was older than you, Swan." Emma quirked an eyebrow but relented, wanting to see where he was going with this.
"I must say, Swan, I didn't realize you fancied older men." Emma's mouth dropped. "What?"
Killian quirked his lips. "Well, this Graham was obviously older than you are. Like I, Neal spent a considerable amount of time in Neverland."
Emma frowned, almost scowling. "You forgot about Walsh."
Killian smirked, clearly waiting for her to ask. "Ah, yes, the monkey boy. Do monkeys not age faster than us?"
Rolling her eyes, Emma answered, "I don't think so."
"Hm. Well, all but one were older than you are, and the other one was a monkey."
I know, really short. This was a bit difficult to write.
Anyways, thanks for reading! :)