'What's that sound?'
"Hey you guys, look! There's a giant crystal down here!"
'It sounds like… voices.'
"Wow! It's huge!"
"That's what I just said!"
'But that can't be… can it?'
"A giant crystal, huh? I wonder how much it's worth."
'Oh god... No! Please!'
"Hey, it looks like there's a person inside."
"WHAT?!"
'So they finally noticed me, huh?'
"B-But how's that-t p-possibly?"
"It looks like they've been encased in the crystal."
"Hey you! Crystal person! Join my crew!"
'Can it be? After all these years?...How many years?'
"WHAT?!"
"LUFFY! THEY'RE IN A GOD DAMN CRYSTAL! THEY CAN'T JOIN THE CREW!"
"Why not? They're still alive, aren't they?"
"OF COURSE THEY AREN'T!"
'...Now that's just insulting.'
"Regardless of the fact that whoever it is that is in this crystal, it is still a crystal. And crystal is always worth something. Boys! Take it aboard!"
"WHAT! You're the one that want's it, take it aboard yourself you Witch!"
*BONK*
"DO AS NAMI-SWAN SAYS YOU STUPID MARIMO!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME ERO-COOK?!"
"YOU HEAR ME YOU THIRD-RATE SWORDSMAN!"
"ShiShiShiShi, Yay! A new crewmate!"
"THE CRYSTAL IS NOT OUR CREWMATE!"
'...Things just got a whole lot more interesting, huh?...'