Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown. If I did there would be tacos pouring from blue clouds!
A/N: Yes, I know I have a lot of XS stories. Please forgive me for that. But I love that show! So deal with it! Anyway, this idea came form a sugar rush I had. I didn't think that I would actually remember it! But, I'm glad I did! Oh, yeah, did I mention that almost (I repeat almost)every time I work on this, I'm on a sugar rush? :3 Tehe… So, without further a due, ladies and gents: Sugar Coated Chats! Woo!
[Wind-Surfing-Dude24 has signed on]
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yo! Anyone here?
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed on]
FlamingHotChick26: Hey Rai!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Hey Kim! What's up?
FlamingHotChick26: Nothing, just testing out the new PDA my dad invented.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Awesome. So, how's it goin' back in Japan?
FlamingHotChick26:Pretty good. Kinda boring though, I actually miss hanging around with you, Clay and Omi.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: We were a pretty great team.
FlamingHotChick26: Yea... Anyway, how are things working out for you in Brazil? I heard that you got a spot in the soccer team!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yup! I'm center midfield. It's a real cool experience! And things back at home are a little shabby. My two oldest brothers moved to China and my oldest sis moved recently to America. I also heard that since I've been at the temple, my mom and dad's relationship has been getting worse. (sighs deeply)
FlamingHotChick26: Aww! It's gonna be ok, Rai! (huggles) After all, we did just defeat the forces of evil!
Wind-Surfing-Dude-24: Thanks Kim. (huggles back) I feel better already!
FlamingHotChick26: Good! :)
[Down2EarthCowboy has signed on]
Down2EarthCowboy: Well, howdy partners!
FlamingHotChick26: OMG! Clay!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Whassup dude?
Down2EarthCowboy: Howdy Kimiko! Howdy Rai! How long has it been?
FlamingHotChick26: TOO long! How's Daddy Bailey?
Down2EarthCowboy: He's mighty fine, lil' lady! We just finished wrestling up some hot- tempered bulls. Since I came back to our ranch he's been happier than a cow givin hot and sweet milk!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Hmm, if you don't mind, can you tell him about my offer. Ya know, the one about him comin over to work like a dog for us? Or at least for me?
FlamingHotChick26:(slugs Rai in the arm)Be nice Rai!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (rubs arm) Just sayin…
Down2EarthCowboy: I'll let 'em know partner, haha!
[EvilBOYGenius3224 has signed on]
FlamingHotChick26: Is that Jack?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Mama's Boy?
Down2EarthCowboy: Slimy scoundrel?
EvilBOYGenius3224: Xaiolin losers?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: What are you doin here?
EvilBOYGenius3224: Processing… um… TO TORTURE YOU! DUH! Jeez, get with the program. I'm an evil boy genius, what did you expect?
FlamingHotChick26: I heard that his mom sent him to live with his grandma in her cottage in the woods in Tennessee. It was a punishment for making a slushie robot out of her foot massager.
Down2EarthCowboy: Ditto.
EvilBOYGenius3224: Word goes around pretty fast, huh?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yeah... so wait, how are you able to get on the Internet? I thought Kimiko just said that you were in the woods?
EvilBOYGenius3224: I made my own wi-fi modem airhead.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Oh. Wait! Who are YOU calling an airhead, mascara boy?
EvilBOYGenius3224: YOU ya bag of hot air!
FlamingHotChick26: Hey, calm down you two!
Down2EarthCowboy: Yeah parders, no use in mud wrestling when there isn't any mud.
EvilBOYGenius3224: (Processing meaning of retarded phrase…)
FlamingHotChick26: (goes online to find a definition)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (scratches head with a dumb expression) Uh, der...
Down2EarthCowboy: There's no use in arguing when there ain't anything to argue 'bout. Ya get it?
FlamingHotChick26: Ohh…
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Der, I get it... I think... der.
[Lady's #1Dragon has signed on]
Lady's #1Dragon: Hey you guys!
FlamingHotChick26: OMG, DOJO? :O
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Is it really you dude?
Down2EarthCowboy: Well don't that beat all!
EvilBOYGenius3224: Shen Gong Wu finding gecko?
Lady's #1Dragon: Kimiko! Raimundo! Clay! Jack! (weeps and hugs you guys) I MISSED YOU SO- wait… Jack? Why am I hugging you? Ew! And for your information I'm a natural born DRAGON! Sheesh.
FlamingHotChick26: How are you Dojo? It's been so long since we've talked!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yeah man, feels like forever.
Lady's #1Dragon: I know! And it's only been a couple of months!
Down2EarthCowboy: So tell us buddy, what you been up to lately?
Lady's #1Dragon: OK kiddos, you know how after that really big battle between the Heylin villains and the Xiaolin side, everyone went their separate ways?
EvilBOYGenius3224: Yup, (sighs) we beat your guys' butts.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (rolls eyes) In your retarded dreams.
FlamingHotChick26: (death glares at Rai and Jack) Shut up. Go on Dojo.
Lady's #1Dragon: So, we all went our separate ways, some of the villains got there acts together and straightened their lives, got jobs, went back to their family etc.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: …Your point is?
Lady's #1Dragon: OK so I went to Hawaii recently and guess who I saw on the beach yesterday?
FlamingHotChick26: Um, Katnappe?
Lady's #1Dragon: Nope.
Down2EarthCowboy: I know! Vlad!
Lady's #1Dragon: (shivers) that's not a pretty sight, him getting a tan... I'll be honest with you.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: So, what about… that fat ninja? What's his name, Tubbibura?
Down2EarthCowboy: No buddy, it's Tummibalma!
FlamingHotChick26: You're both wrong, it's Tunapura!
Lady's #1Dragon: You're ALL wrong, any way it's Tubbimura. At least I think it is.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Alright then Dojo, who was in Hawaii?
Lady's #1Dragon: It was Jack Spicer!
Down2EarthCowboy: Couldn't be! The feller just said that he's at his grandma's…
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yeah. (stares at Jack suspiciously)
Lady's #1Dragon: Really? I just saw him on the beach 24 hours ago.
FlamingHotChick26: Jack, is there something you wanna tell us? :-/
[Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius has signed on]
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: What's with the commotion losers?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: … How the flip are you on two accounts at the same time?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: What the fudge are you talking about? Yumm, fudge…
FlamingHotChick26: You were just on saying that you were at your granny's cottage, and now Dojo just told us that he saw you at the beach in Hawaii yesterday. What's goin on here?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius:Wait, did you say that I'm at my grandmom's cottage?
FlamingHotChick26: Yea, so?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Uh huh... Robo-Jack?
EvilBOYGenius3224: Hehe… hey Jack! Heh, how's it going? Hehe…
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius:Robo- Jack, what did I tell you about using my back-up account?
EvilBOYGenius3224: (Thinks about our last conference on that) … After eating 23 pudding cups and blocking out your blabbering with my mute button, I think you were saying that I shouldn't use it.
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Exactly. So tell me why you're on it!
EvilBOYGenius3224: Because it's boring here! And this granny of your's is a freaking pain in the neck!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius:(gasps) nobody can call Granny Spicer that! Only me!
EvilBOYGenius3224: I can too! I'm pretty much your clone!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Cannot! And you're not my clone! I made you Robo-Jack, and I can rip you apart!
EvilBOYGenius3224: If you did, you wouldn't be able to think of a way to trick your parents into thinking that you're at your granny's, like a good Jackie- mackie!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: CAN TOO!
EvilBOYGenius3224: CANNOT!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: CANNOT!
EvilBOYGenius3224: CAN TOO! (jumps Jack)
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: (fights back) Ow! get off of me! And no tickling anywhere near my ear!
FlamingHotChick26: Alrighty then. That was weird.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: -eats popcorn while watching the 2 Jacks sissy fight :p )
Lady's #1Dragon: Ohh, I get it. So Jack sent his robot to his grandmother's house for him, so that he sneak off to Hawaii… not bad considering this is Jack we're talking about.
Down2EarthCowboy: Yup, I reckon that Spicer's head may not be as much of a buckshot as I thought.
EvilBOYGenius3224: (pinches Jack's ear)
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: (screams and pinches Robo-Jack's cheeks)
Down2EarthCowboy: Nevermind...
FlamingHotChick26: Should we make them stop?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (continues to eat popcorn) I dunno, this may be online, but it's a real trip! xP
[YellowDragon.01 has signed on]
YellowDragon.01: RAIMNUNDO! KIMIKO! CLAY! WHAT'S UP MY FRIENDS?
FlamingHotChick26: Hey Omi! How are you? …. oO Wait a minute…
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Did Omi just say, a slang phrase, correctly?
Lady's#1 Dragon: It's a miracle! Thank our lucky stars!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Omi, can you say some more slang?
YellowDragon.01: WHY OF COURSE MY HOMIE! WHAT IS POPPING IN THIS CRIB?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: (looks up from fight with Robo-Jack) What? Did cheeseball just say something?
EvilBOYGenius3224: (pushes Jack off) The shrimp said some slang? Oh my gawd, something's wrong!
YellowDragon.01: IT IS A MOST WONDEROUS THING!
FlamingHotChick26: So Omi, what have you been-
YellowDragon.01: I LIKE CAKE!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: That was, err… random.
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: You're telling me.
FlamingHotChick26: So, Omi. What have you been doing lately?
YellowDragon.01: EATING PIIEEE! And syrup :3
FlamingHotChick26: O_O Uh huh… and what else?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (whispers) Is it just me, or is Omi acting pretty kooky?
Down2EarthCowboy: The lil' feller is off the deep end in my opinion.
Lady's#1Dragon: Omi, what's gotten into you? You're acting a bit… different.
YellowDragon.01: I HAVE EATEN A HUUGE AMOUNT OF SWEET DELACACIES! (smiles)
FlamingHotChick26: Hey Omi, before we go any further, can you do us all a favor and stop using all caps? It's a little bit hard to read.
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Just tell the gnome- boy that it's annoying.
FlamingHotChick26: (frowns) I don't wanna hurt his feelings, Jack!
YellowDragon.01: Ok Kimiko! hey, guess what? I love cake!
EvilBOYGenius3224: (stares at Omi) You know, I don't think the guy will care. I think he might have a few screws loose.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: …Can you two Jacks figure out some sort of system, so that we won't be confused with who's who?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Meh, sure. Robo- Jack, get off!
EvilBOYGenius3224: No! I'm hiding in the attic, and your granny is calling for me, she wants me to try her new sandwich!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: (shivers) Ugh, I can't stand those sandwhiches of hers.
FlamingHotChick26: Aw, why won't you eat it Jack? It's your grandmom after all!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: You've never had ANY of her crazy food dishes!
EvilBOYGenius3224: HELP MEEEE! (curls into a ball))
FlamingHotChick26: O_O Okay…
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: What's goin on up there?
Down2EarthCowboy: What are you jabberin' about?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Robo- Jack! WHAT"S WRONG?
YellowDragon.01: Waffles are most delightful with syrup!
EvilBOYGenius3224: She found meee… WITH A SARDINE AND TOMATO SANDWICH! (begins to rip self apart)
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed off]
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: noo! ROBO- JACK! (Begins to weep) STOP IT! IT PAINS ME TO SEE YOU COMMITING SUICIDE! NOT TO MENTION WITHOUT USING THE SELF- DESTRUCT BUTTON THAT I MADE!
EvilBOYGenius3224: O.O A self- destruction button? (Searches for button) I much rather be dead than eat her food!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Don't. Touch. That. Button! (glares)
EvilBOYGenius3224:Why not? Aah! She's coming with the sandwich! (looks harder for self- destruction button) Wait...You made an off switch somewhere! Where is it?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: I- I didn't make one! It was to… um…
YellowDragon.01: I have a SUPER DUPER idea for your troubles my frightened friend!
EvilBOYGenius3224: WHAT? I'll take any advice if it can get me out of this situation!
YellowDragon.01: Find some syrup… AND POUR IT OVER YOUR HEAD! :D That will make everything better!
EvilBOYGenius3224: (facepalms) Tell me cheese for brains, what good is pouring syrup over everything?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yeah, Omi! What's that gonna-
EvilBOYGenius3224: In order for that idea to work, it has to be pudding! Duh!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Exactly! It- Wait, what?
YellowDragon.01: Oh, I understand. Oh yes! Pudding makes me smile! Next to syrup…
EvilBOYGenius3224: Oh my god… (takes out a pudding cup and eats) Well, it was good being here. I'm gonna miss beating you losers' butts and eating pudding. (gets ready to go to death bed)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Bye Curly Boy number two! It was nice seeing someone lamer than Jack!
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed on]
FlamingHotChick26: Ya know I still don't see how bad her cooking could be… (twitches and flushes toilet) I mean, grandmas are known for their tasty home- baked cookies and stuff, maybe you're overreacting!
YellowDragon.01: COOKIES! Where? (looks for cookies)
EvilBOYGenius3224: Yeah? Well Kimiko, let me tell you! This crazy hag-
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: STOP CALLING HER MEAN NAMES! Or so help me I'll send my team of green monkeys after you!
EvilBOYGenius3224: (ignores Jack) The hag puts Cheese Whiz in her coffee, peanut butter in her turkey, and anchovies on her waffles!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Eeww! (has a seizure)
Lady's#1Dragon: I think I'm gonna throw up…
Down2EarthCowboy: Ditto. (holds head and stomach) That's just plain disguisting.
YellowDragon.01: (gasps) HOW DARE SHE HURT THE WAFFLES IN SUCH A WAY! Syrup should go on them! Not, (cringes) fish!
EvilBOYGenius3224: (sniffles) Time for my poisonous din- din. Good bye world, that I haven't dominated yet…
[EvilBOYGenius3224 has logged off]
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: He'll be back
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Maybe
FlamingHotChick26: ...
Down2EarthCowboy: ...
YellowDragon.01: Piiee...
Lady's#1Dragon: ...So... have any of you seen that episode of Everybody Hates Chris yesterday?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yup
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Uh huh...
FlamingHotChick26: It wasn't the best. It was mainly about his mom. Ugh, no offense to her, but sometimes I can't stand her! x(
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: I know! It's sad how she can overreact about the simplest thing!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Yeah, but it's hilarious how Chris and his geeky friend Greg, get bullied at that school! xD I love that bully, he's awesome!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: I hate to agree with the dude, but I gotta hand it to him, those parts are funny.
FlamingHotChick26: Yeah, have you ever-
YellowDragon.01: ICE- CREAM AND SPRINKLES LIVE IN PONYLAND!
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: (slams hands on desk) That's it! What the heck is wrong with you?
YellowDragon.01: What do you mean? Ooh! Did I mention that I am a lover of waffles?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: THAT!
YellowDragon.01: That what?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: That! Right there!
YellowDragon.01: That right where?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: That right there where I said there!
YellowDragon.01: That right there where you said there is where?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: That right there where I said there is right there that's where!
YellowDragon.01: That right there where you said there is right there where you said there, right?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Yes! No, wait... That there... right there...
FlamingHotChick26: (pushes Omi and Jack away from each other) Alright you two, break it up! Omi, what Jack is saying, is that ever since you've came into the chatroom, you've been rather… different.
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: AKA, you're a potential crackhead. There.
FlamingHotChick26: (stares at Jack)
Down2EarthCowboy: (punches fist in other hand threateningly)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (facepalms) Oh gods…
Lady's#1Dragon: uh… yea, what's a crackhead?
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: What? We were all thinking it, I just said it… PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
YellowDragon.01: What do you mean Kimiko?
FlamingHotChick26: I mean, why are you acting so strange? All of those random comments on… waffles… and syrup…
YellowDragon.01: Did you know that syrup also goes on pancakes? O_o
FlamingHotChick26: Oh boy. Yes, thanks for the heads up Omi.
Down2EarthCowboy: C'mon lil' buddy, we're getting worried for ya! Why you actin crazier than a ran-over dog?
YellowDragon.01: A doggy has been run over? (cries) Poor animal, it did not stand a chance against the horrendous chicken!
Down2EarthCowboy: Who said any thing about chicken? Yum, barbeque chicken…
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Nobody! Omi, really! Why are you trippin' like this? It's not like you.
YellowDragon.01: Is there an evil coca bean hiding in your closet Raimundo?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Um, what?
YellowDragon.01: IS THERE?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: What the-
YellowDragon.01: ANSWER ME!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: I dunno!
YellowDragon.01: I think it is :3 It is there for your delicious cake!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Dear gods, I don't want to hurt Omi. But if it will knock some sense into him, I'll do it!
Lady's#1Dragon: No one is going to hurt anyone! (brings in lounge chair and notebook) Omi, lay down on this chair and tell us all about any concerns of yours.
YellowDragon.01: Okie dokie! (lays on chair)
Lady's#1Dragon: Now then, ahem, Omi. What is troubling you, son? Are you-
YellowDragon.01: What are you talking about? I am not your son! I have no family! (eyes fill with water) I'm an orphan, remember?
Lady's#1Dragon: Aye yi yi. Ok, let's start from the beginning. Good afternoon! I am your orthodontist, Dojo Konojo Cho. I see that you may have a couple of screws loose; do you want to talk about it?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: I think you mean psychiatrist, Dojo.
Lady's#1Dragon: Tomato, tomatah Raimundo. Tomato tomatah.
YellowDragon.01: I'm not a robot like Jack's. How can I have any screw loose?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: It means that you're a bit loopy. You know, crazy.
YellowDragon.01: Ohh, I now understand! But I have no idea how to explain my ways of being loopy or crazy.
Lady's#1Dragon: (writes in notebook) Uh huh. Ok then, tell us what you have been up to recently. This may lead to some clues.
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Heh, this should be fun. (gets banana pudding)
YellowDragon.01: Banana pudding…? (reaches for pudding cup)
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: (slaps Omi'shands away) Pay attention to the salamander!
Lady's#1Dragon: Thank you- HEY WHY I OUGHTA! (scowls) Anyway: Omi?
YellowDragon.01: Um. Well, I have stayed behind at the temple. I have continued training regularly… and I have found enlightenment in sugar! (stuffs mouth with chocolate cake) Yummy…
Lady's#1Dragon: (writes in notebook) Uh huh, well there you go. Now we know that the kid's high on sugar. Huh, never thought of Omi being sugar crazy.
Down2EarthCowboy: Well butter my behind and call me a biscuit. The feller just had too many sweets in his belly.
FlamingHotChick26: Wait a minute. I don't remember the temple having sweets before me, Clay, and Rai came.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: True, Omi where did you find the loot?
YellowDragon.01: Why I found the sugary goodnesses in Kimiko's room!
FlamingHotChick26: YOU WHAT?
YellowDragon.01: Ever since you Raimundo and Clay have been packing to move back to your familes, I have been sneaking into your rooms and looking at a few possessions. I was most curious of what you would take.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (holding Kimiko from going haywire on Omi) Yuh huh, continue.
YellowDragon.01: And well, when I went into Kimiko's room I found some colorful wrappers, boxes of softdark bread, and round crunchy circles!
FlamingHotChick26: So, let me get this straight. You went into MY room, and took MY candy, MY cakes, and MY cookies? (that's what I'm guessing he took. When I went through my bags, I couldn't find them.)
YellowDragon.01: You are correct! ( eats a red piece of candy) It is most pleasing!
FlamingHotChick26: I think I need to lay down…
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Aw, come on Kim, it's just some sweets! You can always buy some more at a store!
FlamingHotChick26: … I made those sweets for my dad. They were a few gifts, from me to him.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Oh, I'm sorry.
YellowDragon.01: Well, what should cheer you up Kimiko, is that I also took a few things from Raimundo, Clay and Dojo! So, you are not the only one who has lost a few special possessions!
Down2EarthCowboy: You did WHAT?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: WHAT?
Lady's#1Dragon: Err, exactly what did you take, Omi? (looks for anything missing in luggage)
YellowDragon.01: Let me think. From Raimundo, I took a few bottles of a brown liquid, and for a name with Doctor and Pepper, it wasn't a pepper as a doctor
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: You had better be hoping that you're not talking about my Dr. Pepper soda Omi.
YellowDragon.01: And from Clay, I took his blueberry syrup.
Down2EarthCowboy: Aww! I was saving that for my Sunday brunch!
FlamingHotChick26: That's it, I'm off. I'm too pissed off to talk anymore.
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed off]
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Right behind ya. _
[Wind-Surfing-Dude24 has signed off]
Down2EarthCowboy: I'm downer than a snake's belly on a desert. My poor bottle of blueberry syrup...
[Down2EarthCowboy has signed off]
Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius: Don't leave me here with this crackhead!
[Jack-Spicer-EvilBoyGenius has signed off]
Lady's#1Dragon: Well, I got to go, time for my favorite soap oprah, Young & Restless. Bye Omi, get better soon! Hmm, I wonder what's a crack head.
[Lady's#1Dragon has signed off]
YellowDragon.01: Watermelon… syrup… periwinkle bread… I WANT WAFFLES! I AM GOING GRANNY BONKERS!
[YellowDragon.01 has signed off]
A/N: OMFG! I didn't mean to make it soo long! *_* Uh... heh... review on if I should go on. And also tell me who I should do next! The character with the most votes will be sugar high next chappie. So, bye and I promise I'll make my chappie shorter next time!