Once upon a time, in the quiet village of Marbule... there lived a mermaid named Irenes. Irenes was a beautiful and intelligent sea siren, and was very happy living in Marbule. The Time Devourer was gone and peace could once again be achieved.
One day, as Irenes was taking a midnight swim, a large rock plopped into the water. Irenes thought this was a strange event, so she dove down and picked the rock up, bringing it to the surface. A note was tied to it, and although the writing was blurred because of the water, Irenes could still see the words. Immediately after she finished reading it, she dropped the rock, got out of the water, and raced outside of Marbule.

General Viper stood there, his arms crossed with pride. A great big smile creased over his mouth as he saw his dragoons help rebuild Viper Manor. Suddenly, one of the orphaned children that was staying there came running up, squealing nonsensically. He showed "Unky Viper" a letter, then scampered off into the distance. Viper took one look at the words before crumbling up the sheet of paper, and rushed off to tell his dragoons the news.

Guile sighed, steadily becoming bored. He had long ago given up on the Sudden Death game (he kept on winning), and the Grand Slam was wearing thin, so the only thing left to do on the S. S. Zelbess was to sit and sip at his drink. Miki strolled by his table, inconspicuously dropping a letter where Guile sat. He picked it up, read it, and left his table. Before Guile left, he bumped into Nikki, Miki, Janice, and Sneff, who had also received a letter.

On these letters were written two words, just two words. But these two words changed anyone who ever gazed upon them. These two words forged new paths, opened new doors, and welcomed new challenges. The words that were on the letters were simple and short, yet those two words sparked adventure, excitement, romance, love, and every other human emotion ever conceived. The words that were on the letter were, in a way, revolutionary.

Serge carefully gazed at the letter he had received, unsure as to what it meant. He consulted Leena, Poshul, Radius, and anyone else he thought would know. They had all received letters, and once Serge finally understood what the two words meant, he knew what he had to do.

Korcha ran into the bar as fast as he could, plopped down a note, and ran out again. Orlha stood there, a confused look on her face. She picked up the letter and gasped. Orcha noticed the letter and asked what it was about. She showed him the letter, and Orcha gasped as well. Then, Orcha and Orlha joined Korcha, Steena, Mel, and Macha, and set out on...


The Chrono Cross Road Trip

By Al Kristopher



"Settle down now, people!" said Norris, waving his hands. Nobody heard him, and if they did, they certainly didn't settle down.
"I have ta go to the bathroom!" shrieked Karsh. Nobody heard him either.
"Everybody? Please?" repeated Norris meekly. Nobody did anything. Zoah finally pushed Norris aside, bellowing "SILENCE!" before letting Norris have the pulpit again. Nobody spoke a word.
"Somebody threw a rock through my window!" shouted Skelly.
"I know you are all wondering about the letters," said Norris.
"Not really," replied Nikki. "I mean, we know what a road trip is!"
"Like, totally!" sniffed Marcy. Norris sighed.
"Okay. But before we go, who wants to drive?" Nobody moved a muscle.
"I found a bus on the way over here," said Orlha.
"All right, then we will use that. But who is going to drive?" Nobody moved a muscle.
"Starky waant to driive, Norris!" squealed Starky.
"Nonsense," cried Radius, "you are too short." Starky growled.
"I guess I will be driving," shrugged Norris. Everyone cheered and rushed over to the bus that Orlha had found, flattening Norris in the process. "Ouch," he said flatly.
"Shotgun!" screamed Marcy.
"Shotgun!" screamed Leah.
"Shotgun!" screamed Mel.
"Shotgun!" screamed Harle.
"Shotgun!" screamed Leena.
"Shotgun!" screamed Kid.
"Shotgun!" shouted Miki as she saw Norris pointing his gun. Everybody was quiet in a second, and Norris picked Riddel to be shotgun. Karsh sneered and brandished his axe, so Norris apologized and made Razzly shotgun. Everybody then more or less found a seat on the large bus, and soon they were off, on...

The Chrono Cross Road Trip
...(I hope I don't have to type that out a lot)


PART ONE: LIFE IS A JOURNEY

"Hold on a second there, lad," said Zappa after Norris had started the bus. "Do ya ave' any idea as to where yir goin'?" Norris thought about it.
"No I do not, Master Zappa. Ask Razzly."
"Aye, ah will! Razzly, do ya ave' any idea as to where we're goin'?"
"No I don't, Mister Zappa. Ask Mr. Owl."
"Aye, ah will! Mr. Owl, ow' many licks does it take to git to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?" Mr. Owl thought about it.
"Let's find out," he crowed, before stealing Marcy's Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop. He licked it three times. "One, two-hoo, three..." and then bit into it. He returned the stick to Marcy. "Three," he replied.
"I hate you, Mr. Owl! I hate Mr. Turtle too, but I REALLY HATE YOU!!!!!"
"Ach, it seems as if the lass hates ye, Mr. Owl!" chuckled Zappa. Mr. Owl frowned and flew out the window.
"Way to go, Marcy," sneered Leena. "Now we'll never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop!"
"Who frickin' cares?" she roared, flailing her arms. Irenes put a hand on Marcy's shoulder.
"Calm down now, Marcy," she whispered in a thick accent. Marcy promised to behave for the time being.
"Sir Norris, where-th art we going-eth?" asked Turnip. Zappa jumped.
"Ach, ah nearly forgot! Ah was gonna ask ye that same question, but ah got distracted!"
"I do not know, Master Zappa. Ask Razzly."
"Aye, ah will! Razzly, do ye ave' any idea as to where we're goin'?"
"No I do not, Mr. Zappa. Ask Mr. Owl."
"Aye, ah will!" Suddenly, Zappa stopped himself. "Ach! Donna start that again!"
"So where are we going?" asked Leena. Norris shrugged.
"I am open for suggestions."
"Let's go see the world's biggest ball of yarn," said Radius.
"LET'S GO TO THE WWF TOURNAMENT," boomed Zoah.
"I wanna go home," whined Mel.
"Let us go see Paree, non?" asked Pierre and Harle.
"I want to get Tony Bennet's heart that he left in San Francisco," said Miki.
"Grobyc-wants-to-visit-New-York."
"I wanna go see the world's largest Jell-O mold!" squealed Skelly.
"Leah want go ice-skating!" cried Leah.
"Monster truck rally!" said Leena.
"Monster truck rally!" said Orcha.
"Zzzz," said Serge.
"I still want to see the world's biggest ball of yarn," said Radius sadly. Norris pulled over at a rest stop.
"I have a better idea," he announced. "Let us take a vote."

VOTING RESULTS
World's biggest ball of yarn: 1 vote
WWF Tournament: 1 vote
Home: 1 vote
Paris: 2 votes
San Francisco: 1 vote
New York: 1 vote
World's largest Jell-O mold: 1 vote
Ice-skating: 1 vote
Monster truck rally: 2 votes
Zzzz: 1 vote
Don't care: 33 votes

"The votes have been cast," said Norris. "And the winner is... 'Do not care'!" Nobody cheered. Radius grew very sad and wished that Mr. Owl was here. "Okay, so... nobody cares where we go?"
"I do," replied Radius.
"I mean, nobody at all? Nobody? Not a single soul?" asked Norris.
"I do!" replied Radius.
"Who's getting married?" asked Greco.
"Nobody is getting married," replied Leena. "Are they?"
"I want to marry Serge!" squealed Harle. Leena and Kid growled, and soon the three of them were in a growling match.
"Let's go to England!" suggested NeoFio.
"Let's go to Germany!" suggested Luccia.
"Let's goo to-om Japan!" suggested Mojo. Nobody could agree on where to go!
"I've got an idea," said Doc. "Let's go surfing! Gnarly, no?"
"I'd like to visit the Lourve," said Van.
"I wanna go to Spain," said Orcha.
"China," said Steena.
"Vegas!" cried Sneff. Everyone suddenly became silent, staring back at him.
"Yeah!" said Starky, bouncing up and down. "Let's goo to Laas Vegaas!" Everybody liked the idea and was glad that Sneff finally did something useful.
"Well then, let us go!" said Norris, packing everybody up in the bus. He took off, throwing dust and wind off in the road.

"Hold on! Hold on! Wait for me!" Janice hopped down the trail as fast as she could, but the bus had long ago left her at the rest stop. "Aww, man! What am I gonna do now?" she sighed, hanging her head. Suddenly, a light went on her head, and a grin crept on her face. Janice stood, puffed out her chest, and stuck her thumb out for all the world to see.

"How many miles is it to Las Vegas, Norris?" asked Macha. Norris shrugged.
"I do not know, Ms. Macha. Ask Razzly."
"All right. Razzly, how many miles is it to Las Vegas?"
"I do not know, Ms. Macha. Ask Mr. Owl."
"All right. Mr. Owl, how many miles does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?"
"Let's find out," said Mr. Owl. He then proceeded to hop out the window, knelt down on the pavement, and started licking. "One, two-hoo, three..." Mr. Owl then bit into the highway, spitting out gravel and asphalt. "Three."

"Darn, now we'll never know how many miles it takes," sighed Leena. "And I bet it's all Marcy's fault!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Will you two shut up?" roared Funguy. They did so. One minute passed in silence.
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Do you two even know what you are arguing about?" asked Riddel calmly. Marcy and Leena stared at her, confused looks on their faces.
"Something about a cow?" said Leena.
"No, it was a cracker!"
"A cow!"
"A cracker!"
"A cow!"
"A cracker!"
"A cow!"
"A cracker!"
"A cow!"
"A cracker!"
"A cow!"
"A cracker!"
"SILENCE!!!" roared Zoah, and Marcy and Leena never spoke anything about cows, crackers, or Mr. Owl ever again...

Meanwhile...

"Woo-hoo!" squealed Janice, leaping up and down. A semi-truck had just pulled up, slowing down so she could finally get a ride. The door popped open, and Janice leaped up into the chair. "Hi! My name's Janice, and I'm going to Vegas!" Suddenly, the driver turned his head, sneering at the bunny-girl with a perverse stare.
"You wanna see a dead body?" he cackled. Janice screamed and bolted out of the truck, running as fast as she could. The man kept cackling, cackling, cackling, until his voice ceased to echo in Janice's head...

Meanwhile-meanwhile...

"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall!"
"Who asked Skelly to sing?" asked Funguy. "Was it you, Greco?"
"Why are you asking me?" he asked.
"Dost thou mind-eth?" asked Turnip.
"Can you go a bit faster?" asked Riddel.
"Who stole my cheesecake?" asked Doc.
"Are we there yet?" asked Mel.
"Why is de bathwoom always wocked?" asked Pip.
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE LAS VEGAS IS?" asked Zoah.
"...?" asked Serge.
"Isn't that a lovely tree?" asked Radius.
"I'm hungry," stated Korcha. Everyone gasped, and Norris brought the bus to a screeching halt.
"You did not ask a question!" he shouted, nearly foaming at the mouth. "You have ruined the game!"
"Game? What game?" asked Korcha.
"Oh, now yer askin' questions, eh?" snarled Fargo.
"Is something wrong with that?" asked Korcha.
"WhatCHA problem, boy?" asked Macha.
"Isn't that a lovely tree?" asked Radius.
"Are we there yet?" asked Mel.
"Sprigg, did you steal my cheesecake?" asked Doc.
"Nope!" Everyone gasped, staring at Sprigg. Norris grumbled.
"You ruined the game, Sprigg!" he shouted. Sprigg brushed him off and continued napping. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat.
"No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat. "No jumping in the seat," said General Viper. Orcha suddenly jumped in his seat.
"What is it, Orcha?" asked Razzly.
"I see a hotel over there!" he pointed. "We can get some rest, CHA."
"Gut. I am very tired," yawned Luccia.
"Are we there yet?" asked Mel.

General Viper wrote down everybody's name in the sign-in book. The men would be on the first floor, the women would be on the second floor, and everyone who wasn't sure was on the third floor.
"Aren't we missing someone?" asked Razzly. All the women shrugged.
"Not to my knowledge," replied Riddel. Everybody shrugged the idea off and said goodnight to everybody else.

"I MUST WARN YOU ALL," said Zoah before going to bed, "I SNORE."
"He does," said Karsh warily. "And he sleeps in his underwear."
"That's the only thing he wears, Karsh!" replied Guile. Zoah crossed his arms and fell asleep. When he fell, the whole hotel shook and the manager asked Zoah to sleep outside. Zoah fell asleep on the bus and broke a seat, so Norris asked Zoah to only slide to sleep instead of falling. Zoah slid to sleep inside the bus and everything was peachy keen.

But they could still hear him snoring.

That morning...

"The horror," shivered Van, his eyes bloodshot and baggy. "The horror..."
"All night, the snoring, the snoring, the snoring," mumbled Glenn. "The snoring..."
"I SLEPT FINE," said Zoah, stretching himself out. He could already smell breakfast. "WHO'S COOKING?"
"Orcha," said Macha.
"Macha," said Orcha.
"Isn't that a lovely tree?" asked Radius.
"Be quiet!" lisped Poshul. "We're not praying that game anymore!" Radius grew very sad and wished that Mr. Owl was here.
"I'm going to find out who's cooking," said General Viper, walking past Orcha and Macha. General Viper then walked into the kitchen.
"Stay out of the kitchen," said Funguy. Viper grew very mad and stormed into the kitchen. "I told you to stay out!" said Funguy. Viper became enraged and entered the kitchen. "Stop coming into the kitchen!" said Funguy. Viper got upset and crawled into the kitchen. "GET OUT!" demanded Funguy. Viper blew his top and walked in again. "I told you to stop doing that!" said Funguy. Viper became enraged…

Meanwhile...

"Hey Janice! Have you ever, like, killed someone before?"
"What do you think, buster!?" she cried. She sniffed, laying down her cards. "Twenty."
"I've got four," said George.
"Gin," said Herbert.
"I've got fourteen," said Walker.
"I've got twenty-two," said Bush.
"I've got eighteen," said Junior.
"Woo-hoo!" squealed Janice. "I win!" Everybody groaned.
"So," said Walker, "have you?"
"Have I what?"
"Ever killed someone before?"
"Gin," said Herbert.
"Shut up, you!" said Bush.

Meanwhile-meanwhile...

"Stay out of the kitchen," said Funguy. Viper frowned and burst into the kitchen. "Stop coming in here!" said Funguy. Viper got mad and walked into the kitchen. "Will you stop?" said Funguy. Viper became angry and slid through the kitchen door. "GET OOOOOOOOOOUT!!!!" roared Funguy. Viper walked into the kitchen. "Leave!" said Funguy.

He did just that.

That afternoon, as Doc and Norris were walking outside, Doc noticed something odd.
"Dude, where's your bus?"

Meanwhile...

"Hey, who's that?" asked John.
"Oh, that? That's me grandfather," replied Paul.
"Oh."
"He's a very clean man, isn't he?" asked George.
"No, not that-that, that-that!" pointed John. Paul looked at Janice.
"Oh, that? I have no idea."
"I'm Janice, remember?" said Janice.
"Nice to meet you, Janice!" said Ringo, shaking her hand.
"So, who are you guys again?" she asked, and the four of them looked at each other.
"It's gonna be a long and winding road," said Paul.

Meanwhile-meanwhile...

"I'm serious, dude! Where's the bus?"
"I do not know, Doc. Let us ask Zoah."
"Yeah! He was the last one that saw it!" So Doc and Norris went back inside the hotel to search for Zoah. He was in the Rec Room, playing Foosball with Pierre.
"I shall defeat you, monsieur Zoah!" sang Pierre. Zoah cursed, flipping his levers like mad. Pierre scored another goal, leaving Zoah to fume. "Ah lala, monsieur Zoah! Vous cannot win against moi, oui?" Zoah growled and went off to play air hockey with Leah. Leah kicked his butt so he tried a street-fighting game with Mojo. Mojo kicked the crap out of Zoah (even though he didn't have fingers), so Zoah decided to play pool with a few of the others. Sprigg was winning so Zoah quit that and went to play checkers with Draggy. Draggy whipped Zoah stupid so he went to play chess with Starky. Starky won without even blinking so Zoah played darts with Harle. Harle creamed Zoah so Zoah decided to arm-wrestle Glenn. Zoah did not lose.
"HA! I AM THE CHAMPION!" he roared. Glenn rubbed his wrist gingerly.
"Yeah, whatever," he mumbled. Glenn then went on to beat Pierre, Leah, Mojo, Sprigg, Draggy, Starky, and Harle.
"Hey, Zoah!" called Doc. Zoah snapped out of his moment of victory to lumber over to where Doc and Norris were.
"YES?"
"Dude, where's the bus?" asked Doc. Zoah paused.
"I... DON'T KNOW..."

Meanwhile...

"Woo-hoo! I'm touring with the Beatles!" squealed Janice. "But I thought John Lennon and George Harrison were dead!"
"We're not," insisted John.
"Yes we are, stupid," replied George.
"I'm not," insisted John.
"Whatever you say, John," replied Paul.
"Well, I'm not," insisted John.
"Sure," replied Ringo.
"I'm not!" insisted John.
"Hey guys, where are we going first in this Magical Mystery Tour?" asked Janice.
"Greenwich," said George. Janice gasped.
"But I'm going to Vegas!"
"He's only fooling there, Janice!" said Ringo. "We're not going to Greenwich!"
"That's right," replied Paul. "We're going to St. Petersburg."
"N-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile-meanwhile...

"I found the bus," said Orlha. "A bunch of evil shriners took it but I brought it back."
"Hoorrray for Orrrlha!" cried Draggy. "We should let herrr drrrive!"
"Now, let us not get too hasty," said Norris with a worried look on his face.
"Pleeeeeeease, Norris?" asked Orlha, twirling her pigtails. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
"Okay," said Norris. Orlha leaped in the air and thanked Norris.
"Thank you, Norris!" she exclaimed. She got on the bus first.
"EVERYBODY GET ON THE BUS!" shouted Zoah. Everybody got on the bus.
"Wow, they actually obey you, Zoah," said Norris. Zoah nodded.
"I HAVE A WAY WITH PEOPLE." Orlha started the bus, gave Razzly the thumbs-up, and revved out of the hotel parking lot.

"Hey guys," said Orlha two seconds later, "where's Las Vegas?"



"Seventy-two bottles of beer on the wall, seventy-two bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, seventy-one bottles of beer on the wall!" sang Skelly. Glenn covered his ears.
"Why doesn't somebody shut him up?" he cringed.
"Isn't that a lovely tree?" asked Radius.
"Dude, I swear... if somebody stole my cheesecake, they'd better admit it!" said Doc.
"Wasn't me," said Draggy, bits of coconut cream pie spewing from his mouth.
"Wasn't me," replied Nikki, a pizza jammed in his mouth.
"Hmmy hmnny," mumbled Leah. She swallowed the marshmallows that were in her mouth.
"Chubby bunny," said Steena, her mouth stuffed with marshmallows.
"...," said Serge, who had lost the game long ago.
"I know where Vegas is," said Sneff. He walked up to the front of the bus, but accidentally tripped and fell, straining his back again. "Oh nooooooooo!"
"His back went out again," observed Korcha. He marked another talley to his long list.
"Where ith it, Thneff?" lisped Poshul.
"O-owww, m-my back..." hacked Sneff. Poshul poked him, but he wouldn't respond, so she went about her business.
"Dude, you need help?" asked Doc.
"Sorry... my back went out again," coughed Sneff. "But I know where Vegas is! I've been there beffore!"
"Where is it, Sneff?" asked Orlha.
"O-ouuuch, m-my back..." he groaned.
"Sixty-four bottles of beer on the wall, sixty-four bottles of beer..."
"One, five, six, ninety, four, eight, sixty-seven," said Karsh, trying to make Skelly lose his place.
"Hey man, that's totally uncool!" sneered Skelly. Karsh smirked. "Now where was I? Oh yeah! Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall..."
"Aaauuuuggggghhhh!!!!"


Meanwhile...

"Okay you guys! I've got this mystery by the horns!" squealed Janice. "I accuse Mrs. White of killing Mr. Boddy with the candlestick in the conservatory!" She peeked at the cards, let out a "N-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!", and slumped down in defeat.
"I told you," said Paul. "It was Mean Mr. Mustard!"
"You're both wrong! It was Professor Plum!" replied George.
"Gin," said Herbert.
"How'd he get here?" asked Janice. Nobody knew.


Meanwhile-meanwhile...

"Have I ever told any o' you how much I hate the Rocky films?" asked Karsh.
"I love that movie!" exclaimed Greco.
"Well I hated it, all of them!" sneered Karsh.
"My kung-fu is better than yours!" shouted Greco, suddenly jumping in his seat.
"No jumping in the seat," said General Viper.
"Not again," mumbled Fargo.
"Oh yeah?! Bring it on, ya Luchador!" growled Karsh. Greco leaped after Karsh, and the two began to fight right on the bus.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" chanted the passengers. Orcha jumped in his seat.
"No jumping in the seat," said General Viper.
"Not again," mumbled Fargo.
"Isn't that a lovely tree?" asked Radius.
"Nobody cares about the stupid tree, Radius!" shouted Guile. Radius grew very sad and wished that Mr. Owl was around.
"Hey, break it up, you two!" shouted Orlha, pulling the bus over. Greco and Karsh apologized and promised to behave themselves. "That's better." Orlha started up the bus again, and continued driving.
"Ith your back better now, Thneff?" lisped Poshul.
"Right as rain, thanks to Doc!" grinned Sneff. He stood up and walked across the bus, standing over Orlha. "Las Vegas is thattaway!" he pointed, and Orlha turned the bus in the direction Sneff was pointing.
"Thanks, Sneff!" she said. Suddenly, the blaring of sirens could be heard.
"Uh-oh," said Starky, "wee are aboout to bee arresteed!" Orlha pulled the bus over, letting the police car catch up. The police officer, Sergeant Peppor, waddled over and handed Orlha a ticket.
"T-this is for shakin' at speeds higher than you should go," he said. Orlha took the ticket and paid Sgt. Peppor the five Gil fee. "Th-thanks, missy! D-drive safely, now!"
"I will," nodded Orlha.
"Why were wee not arresteed?" asked Starky. Sgt. Peppor noticed Starky.
"Aha!" he pointed. "Illegal aliens! Shakin'! N-now I can finally earn my promotion!"
"Uh-oh! Starky goot us iin trouuble!" whined Starky. Sgt. Peppor grinned and placed everybody in the bus under arrest for carrying an illegal alien.


"Way to go, Starky," grumbled Harle. "Now we are in prison, non?"
"Starky soorry. Starky noot waant us to geet arresteed."
"That's okay," said NeoFio. "We love you anyway, Starky."
"Thanks!" squealed Starky, bouncing up and down. Suddenly, Zoah bashed the walls down.
"Jaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiillll brrrreeeeeeaaaaak!!!!!!!!!!!" roared Karsh, bashing his way through the walls. Everybody soon escaped from prison, leaving Sgt. Peppor without his promotion.


Meanwhile...

"I don't want to go to St. Petersburg!" whined Janice.
"You'll go there and you'll like it," replied George. Janice whimpered.
"But I don't wanna!"
"Why not?" Janice whispered why in George's ear. "Oh."
"Yeah!"
"But we've already made reservations," said John.
"Well, if you drop me off, I'm sure to find others who'll let me ride with them!" The four of them agreed and let Janice off whenever they could. Janice looked up, a mask of fear on her otherwise cheerful face.
"Oh no," she shuddered. "I'm in Canada!"

Meanwhile-meanwhile...

Our heroes finally made it to another hotel, where they stayed the night before continuing. Little did they realize that they too, were headed in the wrong way! (Well, actually, they did realize it. I mean, if you're going the wrong way, then you're bound to notice, right?)
"Dis ist not Las Vegas," pointed Irenes. "Dis ist Disneyvorld!"
"What's your point?" asked Van. "I've always wanted to go to Disneyvorld! I mean, Disneyworld. Sorry."
"I thought we were going to Vegas," said Guile. Sneff nodded.
"I guess I don't know the way."
"Let's ask for directions," suggested Nikki, walking over to Donald Duck. Everyone else went their own separate ways, leaving Mojo all by himself.
"I will go-om look foor Mickey Moouse," he said to himself. He took a step backwards, puncturing his nail on something. Steena screamed.
"You murdered a Dwarf!" she pointed. Mojo tried to look innocent, and soon, everyone was laughing heartily.