This is a crack fic prepare for the randomnezz.
One day Roy Mustang was walking down a street when a giant monster made out of leaves came out of a manhole! Of course Mustang being a flame alchemist shot a blast of ice at the leaf monster and instantly It melted Roy Mustang wondered for a second what the hell just happened but decided it was a dream and promptly woke up and fell back to sleep almost instantly. The END