Ash: Arr, me matey!

Gary: Arr.

Yes, as we can see, it was September 19th, Talk Like a Pirate Day, and Ash and Gary were celebrating!

Then, suddenly, and without warning, Misty walked up, wearing a bandanna around her head, and a hook on her hand, and a peg leg! She also had a Pidgey on her shoulder. This looked really stupid, but since it was the Pokemon world and parrots didn't exist, no one KNEW it looked it stupid.

Gary: Avast, ye scurvy dog! Today be TALK Like a Pirate Day, not DRESS Like a Pirate Day.

Ash: Arr.

But Misty was just basically like WTFever dressing like a pirate rules and you know it. And Ash and Gary had to agree. So they decided to head down to the Pirate Clothing Shop.

But when they got there, tragedy stuck! There was only ONE peg leg left, and Brock and Tracey were fighting each other over it!

Brock: Give me that peg leg, be-atch, or I will bust a cap in yo ass!

Tracey: Foo! ::hits Brock over the head with the peg leg::

Ash and Gary were horrified!

Ash: Avast, landlubbers! Belay this bilge! Today be a day to talk like pirates, not gangstas!

Gary: We will make you walk the plank for this!

Brock and Tracey knew that Ash and Gary were right, and they were very very ashamed! So they dropped the peg leg and ran out of the store.

Ash and Gary decided that Ash would get the peg leg, plus a cutlass, and that Gary would get one of those big pirate hats and hook for his hand.

Gary: Arr, me bucko, did ye bring the dubloons?

Ash: Aye!

So Ash and Gary dressed up like pirates. Ash had Pikachu on his shoulder instead of a bird, and even in the Pokemon world everyone knew this looked stupid. But it didn't really matter, because dude, pirates rock.

Ash and Gary found Misty again, and showed her their outfits.

Ash: Ahoy, Misty!

Misty: Ahoy, me lad! Sink me if ye don't look like a proper pirate now!

Ash: Thank ye, lass. But we must weigh anchor now!

Gary: Blimey, we have a ship?

Ash: Aye, me matey! The good ship Pallet!

Gary: Arr, of course.

So then Ash and Gary went and had sex with each other. Like pirates.

Ash: Arr.

THE END