F.F.Net.s (Rushed) Christmas Special
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A/N: I didn't have enough time to rewrite the Christmas carols in this fic so I just used the originals
Disclaimer: Isn't it obvious NOBODY on fanfiction.net owns Zelda or any other characters they didn't invent
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Sticky Bun wrote this fic, the Authors appearing here were not asked (not enough time!) sorry guys
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::In Hyrule castle town, a large stage has been set up in the courtyard where the windmill guy attacked Saria (see Big Brother Darunia) it is decorated with all kinds of Christmas-y things::
Sticky bun: Hi and welcome to Fanfiction.Net's (Rushed) Christmas carol singing. thing
Poppet: Tonight several Zelda characters (and authors) will sing carols.
Sticky: Dur!
Poppet: can we get on with the first song already?
Sticky: Ok here's Malon singing.
Both: Silent Night.
1.1.1.1.1 Silent night, holy night,
all is calm; all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child.
Holy infant so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace.
Sleep in heavenly peace.
1.1.1.1.2 Silent night, holy night,
Shepherds quake at the sight,
Glories stream from heaven afar,
Heavenly hosts sing alleluia;
Christ the Savior, is born!
Christ the Savior, is born!
1.1.1.1.3 Silent night, holy night,
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from thy holy face,
With the dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
:: While this is going on we turn our attention to the crowd of people watching this event where the "Cucco Chasing Girl" (aka: Lulu) is sitting on the grass (the sages have used their sage-y powers to make it warm and dry making no snow at all)::
Lulu: ( to her Cucco) I wuv Cwithmth, don't you Cucco?
Cucco: Cluck coo COO! (translation: well I don't)
:: Cucco struggles and escapes from its owners little arms::
Lulu: Pwease come back Cucco!
Cucco: COO coo coo-coo! (translation F*** you Lulu)
::as we return to the singing we take one more look at Lulu pushing through the crowd of Gorons, Zora's, Kokiri and humans as she tries to catch the Cucco::
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A/N: I didn't have enough time to rewrite the Christmas carols in this fic so I just used the originals
Disclaimer: Isn't it obvious NOBODY on fanfiction.net owns Zelda or any other characters they didn't invent
---
Sticky Bun wrote this fic, the Authors appearing here were not asked (not enough time!) sorry guys
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::In Hyrule castle town, a large stage has been set up in the courtyard where the windmill guy attacked Saria (see Big Brother Darunia) it is decorated with all kinds of Christmas-y things::
Sticky bun: Hi and welcome to Fanfiction.Net's (Rushed) Christmas carol singing. thing
Poppet: Tonight several Zelda characters (and authors) will sing carols.
Sticky: Dur!
Poppet: can we get on with the first song already?
Sticky: Ok here's Malon singing.
Both: Silent Night.
1.1.1.1.1 Silent night, holy night,
all is calm; all is bright
Round yon virgin mother and child.
Holy infant so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace.
Sleep in heavenly peace.
1.1.1.1.2 Silent night, holy night,
Shepherds quake at the sight,
Glories stream from heaven afar,
Heavenly hosts sing alleluia;
Christ the Savior, is born!
Christ the Savior, is born!
1.1.1.1.3 Silent night, holy night,
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from thy holy face,
With the dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
:: While this is going on we turn our attention to the crowd of people watching this event where the "Cucco Chasing Girl" (aka: Lulu) is sitting on the grass (the sages have used their sage-y powers to make it warm and dry making no snow at all)::
Lulu: ( to her Cucco) I wuv Cwithmth, don't you Cucco?
Cucco: Cluck coo COO! (translation: well I don't)
:: Cucco struggles and escapes from its owners little arms::
Lulu: Pwease come back Cucco!
Cucco: COO coo coo-coo! (translation F*** you Lulu)
::as we return to the singing we take one more look at Lulu pushing through the crowd of Gorons, Zora's, Kokiri and humans as she tries to catch the Cucco::