I was bored…
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter. J K rowling does. Otherwise I'd be the rich one.
Harry potter was going on the train to Hogwarts. Which is unusual, seeing as he is the chosen one, who chooses to ride magical cars and what not. Suddenly Draco Malfoy appeared, and told an ultra funny remark about Harry. "hey Potter. People pee on pots.".
Harry replied "YOU pee on pots."
Then Draco said another ultra funny remark. "YOUR MUM pees on pots."
Harry almost cried. Then he threw a boiled egg at Draco.
It hit him in the middle of the forhead.
He died. What are the chances of that?.
Hermione came into the story at this point.
"oh, is he dead? You know I've read about that. It says that no one ever wakes up…"
"nah duh," said Ron, who decided to follow Hermione into the story because he is so in love with her, but it will never happen.
"ring ins…" muttered Harry.
Then there was a blockage in the train line, so the train flew the rest of the way to hogwarts, because the chosen one NEVER goes to school in the usual boring way.
Whn they got to school, the teachers found out that Draco Malfoy was killed.
"NNNNOOOO" screamed Snape.
"meh" said evryone else.
"Because of this tragic cough cough event, school is cancelled for everyone, because we couldn't be bothered trying to find out who did this, even though it is obvious that it was Harry, and everyone is grounded, and is going to sit in a corner and think about how hap- uh, sad this event is."