I wrote this story based on the Newsies Mary Sue Litmus Test at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Trailer/3858/msnewsies.html. By the time the story's done, it will have answered yes to all of the questions on that test, and parodied newsies as well. I really hope you like it. Please read and review and let me know if you do like it. You can also email me at kittykauffman@yahoo.com. Thanks. On with the show...