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KOTLC react to : Harry Potter (Movie)

Sophie: I've watched this, like, a million times already. The whole storyline is in my head...or was that Photographic Memory? I have no idea...

Fitz: So, there's this half-giant telling Harry he's a wizard, brings him to a prestigious school called Hogwarts where he doesn't fit in... *Recalls how he met Sophie* Seems kinda familiar in a creepy way...

Keefe: I so wanna visit that Joke Shop! Imagine how many people I can prank then *Rubs hands together* That would be sweet! What if I could ask Fitz to help me make some...

Dex: They are seriously outdated... I mean, they still use candles, quills and even owl delivery!

Biana: *Scrunches her nose in disgust* What on earth are they wearing? Good Grief, robes seriously don't go with colored scarfs.

Narrator: How do you think of Dobby the Elf?

Sophie: *Giggles* I-I can't believe I thought that was what elves looked and sounded like!

Fitz: *Grits his teeth* Hang on... *Sucks in breath and releases* Okay, I'm fine now. Do humans really think that we wear rags and are slaves? Seriously! Even Santa's Elves are much better than these Wizard Elves. This is an insult to Elvin kind... *Facepalms*

Keefe: WHY ARE WE SO UGLY!WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR BEAUTIFUL FACES! *Shakes computer screen* WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!

Fitz: Hey, Keefe, relax. You know majority of Humans have minds that take in whatever seems logic to them. They were taught what Elves loked like since they were young.

Keefe: Still...

Dex: Hey, it's my turn

Keefe: Fine, but this is simply ridiculous.

Dex: I'll give a simple conclusion that might rid everyone of their doubt. Whatever you see in Dobby except his nice attitude, it is all opposite of what elves are. Do you guys seriously think we have giant pointy ears since birth and that giant nose and bulging eyes? WE ARE NOT THAT HIDEOUS!

Biana: Look at those clothes! Dirty rags and gosh! this elf needs to have a good ol lecture about self hygiene.

Fitz: Imagine if Della met Dobby.

*Everyone imagines and shudders*

Sophie: It would be a total nightmare

Biana: Remember when Della found out you wore black tracks and a plain white shirt when we were left alone that day? She gave you a long lecture about fashion.

Fitz: It was torture

Sophie: Good thing Edaline doesn't care about my clothing

Keefe: Yeah, but you have to make sure you have no manure under your nails at school.

Sophie: Sparkly poop?

Keefe: Exactly

Dex: *Glares* Let's get back to the topic, shall we?

Biana: *Sensing jealousy* Yeah, he's right *Glares at Keefe and Sophie*

Narrator: What about the wands and spells?

Fitz: Gibberish and make absolutely no sense.

Keefe: Isn't it hard to rely on a a scrawny stick to protect yourself? If you stepped on it by accident...Bye bye wizarding world!

Dex: It's just something made up. Magic doesn't exist. It's just reality that we are here and no one knew. We didn't just suddenly pop out...did we?

Sophie: *Shrugs* Dunno

Fitz: I'll have to read Foxfire;the History again.

Biana: Stop with those continuous books. I yawn at the sight of them.

Keefe: Ditto

Sophie: The book isn't so bad though.

Keefe: Yeah? Try me

Biana: Stupefy! Wingardium Leviosa! Reducto!

Keefe: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Narrator: What's your favorite spell or hex?

Sophie: Uh...The Bat Bogey Hex I guess

Biana: Wingardium Leviosa! It sounds so feminine.

Dex: Probably Reparo! 'cause it repairs things.

Keefe: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Fitz: ...Crucio

Everyone: So BADASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Narrator: That sums up the first episode of KOTLC react. Be sure to review and give opinions on what they should react to next. Peace out!

Fitz and Keefe: *Winks and smiles twin crooked smiles* See you next time.

Sophie: *Blushes fiercely" On

Dex and Biana : KOTLC REACT!

Everyone: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee