I'd like to say, first of all, don't blame me if you get strange images in your head after reading this fic. I wrote this as I have writers block and this idea came to me. I'd advise you not to read unless you've read my other fics because it won't make any sense.

Title: Detention, Professor Snape Style.

Author: Jade

Rating: R to be on the safe side

Archive: Yes, please

Summary: The gang get detention from Severus' older brother. Does he go easy on them? Hell no. The gang find theselves wishing for Severus' company.

Author's Note: Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival' and 'Dreams' and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention. Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned. This is set during that fic. Set in Harry's Sixth is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent. I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams. "/FB/" means flashback. I see Alan as the type of guy that doesn't take any crap from anyone and he's using his birth name here because Albus had insisted.

Chapter 1

"Detention, me tonight at eight o clock sharp...or else..,"Alan's voice rang out, sounding exactly like his younger brother Professor Severus Snape. Harry had tried to curse Draco Malfoy's hair into purple polka dots, after Draco had insulted him, but had accidently gave him two blond pigtails, complete with pink bows. Unfortunately Alan had seen this and, although he found it funny, even in his bad mood, didn't want to be known as a softy, sighed and reversed the charm with a well placed counter-curse. Alan had taken over the job as muggle studies teacher because Professor Tiscali had retired. Even though he had changed his surname, Albus had insisted that he be called by his birth name, thus earning himself the nickname, 'Snape Mark 2'.

Harry had poked his tongue out at Alan's back and muttered to his two friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley,"I don't believe it. He's supposed to be on my side... I think all this power is going to his head."

"Well honestly Harry, thinking you could get away with it in front of him."Hermione muttered, not wanting to incur Alan's wrath." How bad can it be? It's not as if it's with his younger brother?"

"Don't forget he's in a bad mood." Ron and Hermione nodded.

"Weasley, Granger, Do you want detention too? My office, eight sharp."Alan snarled, his black tail swishing, Hermione and Ron watched his tail swish back and forth. seemingly hypnotised. Alan snapped his fingers. "Are you even listening to me?"

"/FB/"

Alan was in a very bad mood because two of his younger brothers, not including Severus, had played a joke on Alan. Steven had given Alan cat ears, fangs, a tail and whiskers but he couldn't see it unless he looked in the mirror as he has discovered when he had seen it that morning but as he was half asleep he thought he was dreaming because when he looked again his face was back to normal. Shaun on the other hand had cursed him so his robes were see-through and they could see his underwear and this curse he could see, even without the mirror. The whole hall were treated to the rare sight of Alan storming into the hall wearing, to their eyes, only a blue tank top and white boxers with hearts on had planted himself in front of Steven and Shaun and had yelled at them, using language that would make Voldermort blush. Steven had, of course, neglected to tell him about the cat ears were back and his tail was swishing as he ate his breakfast ignoring anyone who looked his way and, as soon as he had finished, swept out in a manner, that would make Severus proud.

"/End FB/"

"Potter, Granger and Weasley all in detention. Isn't that sweet?"Draco drawled. "Maybe you two could teach your Mudblood slut on how to behave..."

Harry and Ron had drawn their wands but before they could hex Draco, Alan had stepped in between them and fired off a couple of particularly nasty hexes which makes Draco's hair really tatty, bright pink with green polka dots and his skin bright purple. "Don't call her that...Detention Mr Malfoy for being rude to a fellow student...Eight sharp TONIGHT!" Alan hissed, baring his fangs, making Draco shrink back and turned to Harry,who was smirking despite himself. "That was the curse that Steven flung at Severus in his forth year, although it was for a different reason. Don't, however think you're let off detention though...." Alan smirked,forcibly reminding Harry just who his brother was, and he muttered,"I should've put those two into detention though..."

"Aren't you going to reverse this.."Draco wailed, indicating himself.

"No, I think I'll leave you like that...It wears off in about a week..."

"A WEEK!"

Ron leaned towards Harry and Hermione,"I think he's going to be a whole lot worse than Snape Mark 1..."

TBC

(A/N: Will there be any spoon operations? What will Alan make them do in detention? Will Alan get his revenge on his brothers?) Read and review.