I glare at Hange as they splash me with their dirty bath water. I should have hit them harder when I knocked them out earlier.
"Hange, quit being a shit!" I snap, glad I had taken the time to undress. At least my clothes were still clean.
"You don't understand! I'm close to a breakthrough, Levi!" Hange struggles in the bathtub, fighting against me.
I sigh in irritation. Water is everywhere. I'm going to have to clean the bathroom.
"You need a bath, Shitty-Glasses! You were starting stink up the whole building!"
Hange stops struggling and crosses their arms, now apparently giving me the silent treatment. Fine. I don't give a fuck. This is a public service.
I wash their body, ignoring the squeak they make when my hands clean their groin.
I can't even really describe their groin area. They're intersex. They have both sexes or a cross between them. I'm not sure. Hange described it to me once when we first started dating, but I don't care about which sex they are.
It never even comes up. Hange is asexual. They don't like sex. Which is fine, because I don't care about sex much either. I don't care about having kids, fucking… any of it. If I want to get off, most of the time I'll masturbate.
Hange sighs and grabs my hand after I finish washing their legs. I glance at them and they grinning deviously.
"Don't you dare," I start, narrowing my eyes.
Hange laughs and pulls me into the tub before I can protest further. This tub is too fucking big. Hange twists us so I'm under them. Gods fuck.
I glare at them and pinch their nipple irritably. Hange squeaks and glares at me. I smirk.
Hange kisses me, biting my lower lip. "You're such an ass, shorty."
"Keep talking and I'll drown you." I threaten.
"You would be lonely without me." Hange is calling my bluff… and they're right. I won't drown them.
I do splash them with bath water.