DS: I'm Dayna The Jedi Master Solo!

DNL: And I'm her padawan!

DS: She's LOTRDomnLijFreak. A.K.A. Ashley

DNL: This is a ran-DOM(get it Dom as in Dominic Monaghan?) story about LOTR. I like LOTR. It's awesome! (Rambles on about Lord of the Rings).

DS: I WANNA BE THE ELF! You can be the dwarf!

DNL: I'm a friggin' hobbit in this story, not a dwarf.

DS: DWARF!

DNL: No really I'm a hobbit in this thing.

DISCLAIMER:

DNL: We do not own Lord of the Rings or any of the original characters. I would I like to meet Dominic Monanghan and Elijah Wood though. OMG! THOSE TWO ARE HOT! (Rambles on about Dom and Lij)

DS: I'M J.R.R. TOLKIEN!

DNL: I don't think so.

Dayna the Elf skips though Mordor singing, "Their taking the hobbits to Isengard. Their taking the hobbit to Isengard, to Isengard, to Isengard!"

She then saw some orcs taking some hobbits Merry, Frodo, Ashley, and Alfalfa… TO ISENGARD!

"HOW IRONIC!" Dayna yelled

Ashley was looking around for help, the other hobbits appeared to be unconscious. She saw Dayna and mouth the words "HELP US!"

"I can't reads lips," Dayna said to herself, "I guess I'll go save them and ask that one hobbit what she said."

Dayna gave out the elfin war cry, "LOOOLOOOSHAKALAKADINGDONGWEEEE!" and started firing arrows at the orcs. She killed them all, but one of the arrows went up an orcs nose so she took the arrow out and wiped the snot on Merry's trousers.

"That's discussing!" Merry said, suddenly waking up from unconsciousness.

"Good for ya!" Dayna yelled and the hobbits, whose hands and feet were still bound. "Follow me!" She screamed.

"We can't, we're still laying on the ground." Ashley said.

"Good for ya!" Dayna yelled again.

Dayna noticed Alfalfa.

"You have a bad cowlick!" she stated, loudly.

"Ok..." Alfalfa said.

"Quiet you loud mouth elf!" Frodo said, " Do you want every orc in Mordor to here us?"

"Your right, I think I'll leave." She said and began to walk away.

"WAIT! You can't leave us here!" Ashley screamed.

"AHH!" Frodo screamed.

Everyone turned and looked at him.

"What is it?" Merry asked with curiosity.

"A MOTH!" Frodo screamed.

"Ok…" Alfalfa said again.

"Fine I will take you on this quest. Where are you going?" Dayna asked.

"Oh… we don't know. We were just kind of chillin' here until we knew were we were going."

"Ok, but I will have to give you the official greeting of my kind before we go." Dayna said and started kicking everyone in the butts, then they started off on their unknown quest.

DS: Well, there you have it.

DNL: A ran-DOM (claps and smiles) tee-hee, our work of awesomeness. REVIEW!

DS: Flames amuse us, they rock!