I got this idea from this conversation between no and nagamasa…
Nagamasa: If I may make a suggestion lady no, a woman of your (something) and status shouldn't be wearing this dress… It's… sinful…

No: You think this dress is sinful? You should see what I'm wearing underneath…

Nagamasa: Can… Can I? Please?

I can't really remember the exact sentence Nagamasa first said but it's something like that. This conversation is from SW2: Empires. The characters in this story are horribly out of character… Ouch….


Nagamasa You Little Pervert

New year eve! The Oda family sits together in reunion around a table eating dinner…

"It's been such a long time since I been here…" Oichi said awkwardly. "Er… Brother?"

"What?" Nobunaga answered unwillingly.

"Where's… Where's… Where's the toilet?" Nobunaga nearly spit out all his food.

"Follow me…" Nobunaga was clearly annoyed. Oichi's face went red with embarrassment.

After they left the room…

Nagamasa cleared his throat, "Lady No…"

No looked straight at him.

"I was wondering if er… If I may er…"

"Just say it."

"May… May I make a suggestion?" No didn't respond.

"I think that…" Nagamasa shrugged. " …a woman of your status shouldn't wear this dress… It's er… sinful…"

No laughed. "You think this dress is sinful? You should see what I'm wearing underneath…"

*Nagamasa's eyes glowed, "Can… Can I? Pleeeaaasssseeee?"

"NAGAMASA AZAI!!!!" The two siblings screamed in union, almost making Nagamasa jump out of his skin. "Wha---?"

"HOW COULD YOU! HOW COULD YOU!" Oichi picked up her kendama and started whacking Nagamasa with it.

"Nagamasa…" Nobunaga's eyes burn with fury and started chasing Nagamasa around with it. No just watched in amusement as the three ran around the room.

"YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS YOU PERVERT!!!" Nagamasa never thought Oichi could be so fierce. But what his brother-in-law did… No surprise. After all of them got tired…

"*Naga… Nagamasa… A… Azai…" Oichi panted. "I… want…" she gathered all her strength… "A DIVORCE!"

Nagamasa fainted.


*PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT