Nope, I don't own Link or Zelda either. This song is to be sung along with the Great Sea from Phantom Hourglass :)
Let's Kill Linebeck Song
Green Fairy: Let's go kill Captain Linebeck, let's go chop and his head off! He is ugly, weird,
and a show off!
Linebeck: What's this? Oh yes... Hail me! I am so awesome! Hail Captain Linebeck 'cuz he's
so handsome. (Sees the ship swerve) My ship! (exits the stage)
Green Fairy: (Blue and Red & Link laughs) Let's go and kill Linebeck! He's
just a big fat monkey! Let's sink him, his boat, and all his money!La La La! Let's kill
Linebeck!
Blue Fairy: Let's go kill Captain Linebeck! He's a thief, ugly, and very smelly! I hope he gets
eaten by a fish who hungry!
Linebeck: Hail me. I sing great songs! Hail me (Blue interrupts) 'Cuz his nose is long!
Blue: Let's go and torment Linebeck! He's such a big whiny baby! Let's sink him and have
a party! La La La! Kill Captain Linebeck!
Red: Let's go kill Captain Linebeck! Link will help us, won't you? You'll run your sword
straight through!
Linebeck: Hail me; I'm so attractive. Hail me (Red interrupts and shakes head)
you're not persuasive!
Red: Let's go kill Captain Linebeck! He's such a big fat chicken! He stinks to high heaven!
La la La! Kill Captain Linebeck!
Green: Let's go and Kill Linebeck! No one cares if he dies!
Blue: Boo-hoo! He's such a cuckoo!
Linebeck: Hail me for I'm so tall! (Red sings) Cross your fingers! He might fall!
All: Let's go kill Captain Linebeck! He's such a big, fat scaredy cat! Link will show him that
he's just a gnat! La La La! Kill Captain Linebeck!