A Series of Events

Disclaimer: Nothing is mine, nothing, except (maybe) the plot of this story. (Sob...Sob...)

Summary: A series of one-shot unrelated stories revolving around the memebers of Seigaku. It all started out as nothing and becoming complacated in the end. The usual PoT way.

A/N: This is the first ever fan fic I'm writing. Took me like a few years to start one. Hope you like this. And just to wish everyone out there, a very Happy Valentines' Day! Ok, here goes….

A Valentines' Day Incident

The clubhouse door opened and Ryoma strolled in with his swollen tennis bag dragging behind him. He was surprisingly early for today's afternoon practice. All the regulars, except for Momoshiro and Tezuka who were no where to be seen, were still changing.

"Ne ochibi! Today is Valentines' Day. Did u get anything from girls?" The acrobatic player Kikumaru pounced onto the freshman and tugged at his swollen and heavy tennis bag.

"Ow! Eiji-senpai, let go of my bag. You are going to tear it." Ryoma pulled at his bag from Eiji's hand.

"Ne ne I wanna see how many presents you got nya, Ochibi, let me see, let me see!" Kikumaru pounced at Ryoma once again, pulling the bag together with Ryoma down onto the ground.

"Eiji! Don't do that. You're going to hurt him." Oishi was concerned that his doubles partner might break the freshman's bones, because Kikumaru was on top of Ryoma, wrestling against the freshman over the tennis bag. Oishi tried to pull Kikimaru away from the freshman, but Kikumaru was too hyperactive to be tamed. He suddenly jumped up away from Ryoma saying, "I only wanted to see what you got nya. Che, no fun." He pouted and hopped over to the other regulars and started talking non stop to the others.

Just as everything was settling down, the clubhouse door flung open and the powerhouse of Seigaku burst in, calling at the top of his lungs, "Echizen! I know you got lots of them. Give me some please! I've finished mine in the morning and I still haven't got enough of it."

The arrogant freshman turned his head away and lowered his cap. "No!" He continued to pull his swollen bag over to his locker with Momoshiro trudging and tagging behind pleading away, "Ne Echizen, give your precious senior some of them please! I'll treat you burgers tomorrow. Children shouldn't be so selfish na, shouldn't yo. Come on Echizen, just ten boxes will do."

"Momo-senpai, you've got yours but it's just too bad that you'd finished all of them so soon. None of my business." Ryoma reached his locker and opened it. As expected, his locker was so full with boxes of chocolates that a couple of boxes fell out. He opened his tennis bag and some more boxes tumbled out of his bag. "This is too much, Echizen! These will last me for a day!" Cried Momoshiro. He hurriedly grabbed some of the boxes and started unwrapping and stuffing them into his mouth.

"Humph! Noisy." Kaido, who was standing at the corner of the clubhouse with his arms folded, muttered under his breath.

"Huasap wihu, Wiper(What's up with you, Viper)!" Momoshiro glared at Kaido while stuffing more chocolates into his mouth at the same time.

"Fuushh! Why'd you want to waste time eating some unhealthy and fat accumulating stuff, Stupid." Kaido unfolded his arms and said as he walked pass Momoshiro.

"Di I arshoyo haetion hupit wiper. Hue ting airyone gefuee sumcious ento ly yours? (Did I ask for your suggestion, Stupid Viper. You think everyone gets to eat sumptuous bento like yours?" Momoshiro immediately jumped up and faced Kaido, snapping back with his mouth full of chocolate and occasionally spitting some at Kaido's face.

Kaido used his sleeve to wipe off the chocolate stains on his face. "Fuushu…! You wanna fight, Bastard!" His face contorted with anger and he grabbed Momoshiro by the collar.

"Bring it on then, Mama's boy. Stupid Viper. Show me how much you have then!" Momoshiro retorted. He raised his right fist, ready to fight while still holding onto the chocolates in his left.

"Fuushu!"

"Maa…maa…both of you, stop it before someone gets hurt." Oishi tried to stop them but his voice was drowned off by the angry voices of the two second year regulars. Oishi had no choice but to place a racquet into Kawamura's hand. Kawamura immediately switched over to his burning mode and stepped in between the two second year regulars. "BURNING! Come on! I'll show you my powerful BURNING and burn you off if you don't stop, baby. GREAT!"

The two second year regulars blinked in shock momentarily and stood rooted to their places for a while before walking off at opposite directions.

"Guys! We should start our practice before Tezuka comes back. Come on!" Oishi started out of the clubhouse with Fuji and Kaido trailing behind but his doubles partner suddenly said, "Ne, I was thinking, why's our captain so late? Do you think he has a confession to handle? How many chocolates do you think our captain gets every Valentines' Day?"

A gleam of light shot across Inui's spectacles and instantly, his notebook was out. He flipped to the page that he was looking for and announced, "Tezuka Kunimitsu. Seishun Gakuen Tennis Team Captain, third year. 76.67 percent of the school's female population claimed that Tezuka will be the perfect boyfriend they are looking for: handsome, clever, strong, reliable, righteous, courteous, determine, great perseverance, all the factors that is present for the perfect human. However, the chance for girls to approach him for confession is 0.13 percent. 2 years ago when he was a freshman, someone gave him a present on his birthday. Though it was not clear what he got, the person was pinned to the wall by Tezuka's death glare after he opened his present and saw the contents in it. Rumors had it that Tezuka hates presents. That person quit tennis club immediately. Last year, there were 2 girls from the girls' tennis team who finally plucked up the courage to do a confession on Tezuka on Valentines' Day. As they approached our captain, they saw him lecturing one of our then tennis team members. That poor fellow was made to run 25 laps and our captain was fuming after the lecturing. The girls wanted to know the reason of Tezuka's anger therefore they approached the victim. It turned out that he had done a confession on Tezuka and got Tezuka so mad that he punished him with laps on the intention of clearing up his muddy brain. The poor fellow left our club the following week. The girls gave up on the idea of confessing later and up till now, there is not even one case of confession being done on Tezuka, for the fear of running laps."

"Hmm…sounds interesting. Why not we all combine our presents for the day and stuff them into Tezuka's locker? Let's see his reaction to that." After hearing the report, a certain brown hair smiling prodigy suggested. "And we can get someone to give him a present and make a confession."

"But Fuji, who's going to be the one confessing nya…Our captain is so scary!" Kikumaru complained from the bench.

"I'll do it. You guys stuff all the chocolates into his locker." Fuji replied, still smiling but suddenly his eyes flipped open, revealing his beautiful blue orbs. His gaze turned slightly to the door and as if sensing danger, his smile dropped, his blue orbs glinted and he walked over to Ryoma's bag, grabbed a box of chocolate and walked swiftly back out of the door.

"Quick! Tezuka's coming." He called back as he walked out of the clubroom. Everyone, except Oishi, sprang into action, grabbing and stuffing boxes of chocolates into their captain's locker. Oishi stood at the door, unable to decide what to do. He called futilely to the rest to stop before everyone gets into trouble but everyone was so busy that nobody paid any attention to their vice captain.

Oishi turned back to watch Fuji approach Tezuka with the box of chocolate. Inui came over to the door and joined him, with his notebook and pen in hand, ready to scribble. He smiled slyly and adjusted his spectacles with an evil glint just as Fuji started talking to Tezuka. Fuji held up the box of chocolate to Tezuka and told him something. Tezuka nodded and accepted the box. Oishi sighed while Inui observed. Fuji turned and started to walk back to the clubhouse beside Tezuka, smiling and talking to the captain. The captain was expressionless and replied the prodigy in short, mono-syllabus answers.

Inui frown a little as he noted that apparently Fuji had not done any confession, he merely passed the box of chocolate over to Tezuka. 'What a waste! I could have gotten data on Fuji's confession and Tezuka's reaction! I wasn't there to record last year's event when the confession took place. Why didn't Fuji confessed!' Inui thought sadly. He started scribbling into his notebook 'Never let Fuji do something voluntarily. Chances of him having something up his sleeves-96.24percent.' were the words scribbled across Inui's notebook. He then started flipping through his notebook on past records, trying hard to make sense of why Fuji had not confessed.

Oishi, on the other hand, upon seeing Tezuka walking towards the clubhouse together with Fuji, started to panic. He turned back to see the rest of the members still busy stuffing boxes of chocolates into Tezuka's locker. Once again he tried to talk sense into the regulars but nobody paid any attention to him.

"Hurry up guys, Tezuka's coming back." Seeing that it was pointless to search from his notebook, Inui warned the regulars about Tezuka's soon arrival as he walked out of the clubhouse towards Fuji, notebook still in hand. However, the locker was only three quarter filled. Ryoma had no choice but to pull his swollen tennis bag over to Tezuka's locker and Momoshiro and Kikumaru hoisted the bag over, pouring everything into the locker. They slammed the now full locker shut just as Tezuka entered the room.

"What's going on? Why aren't you at the courts?" Tezuka's deep voice boomed in the clubhouse and he stared daggers into everyone present in the room. Everyone shuddered and started out of the clubhouse. Fuji stood a distance away from the doorway and watched Tezuka approached his locker.

"Fuji, why didn't you confess?" Inui inquired.

"Saa…I only wanted to see his reaction on the chocolate full locker." replied the still smiling prodigy. "The 'confession' was to buy time for the preparation."

As Tezuka opened his locker, the boxes of chocolate tumbled out of his locker one after another, crashing onto the floor. Some of the regulars turned back to watch their captain's reaction while others who sensed the impending danger, started to hurry towards the courts. But their captain still had his back facing them so none of them could see his reaction.

Tezuka stared at the mess. His left eye brow twitched three times and he took in a deep breath. Lightning struck the school building, sending tremors throughout. Tezuka's voice could even be heard booming three blocks away from the school. "Everyone, 40 laps, NOW!"

END

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