My first story. Be nice. And yes, this is crack.

Disclaimer: I do not own PJATO or anything I mention throughout this chapter.

"Percy, get the hell up!" a very familiar but unfamiliar deep voice growled. I turned over on a very hard surface.

"Just a few more minutes, Mom."

My head hurt so fucking bad.

Suddenly, there was a huge flash of light.

"Ahhh! Bitch, turn the fucking light off!"

"IT BURNS!"

"Look, I sparkle!"

"WHAT IS EDWARD DOING HERE!"

Thump.

"Kicked that sparkly bastard out."

"IT FUCKING BURNS! TURN THE LIGHT OFF!"

Then I was so unbelievably thirsty.

Being the son of Poseidon, I usually don't consume much water, and I would be naturally moisterized. So naturally, I was very surprised. Then, that familiar yet unfamiliar voice growled again, "Percy! Get up!"

I opened my eyes, and it hurt.

"Where... where am I?" I looked around and there was a lot of people passed out around me. It looked like a wrecked version of the Hermes cabin. I looked down too see myself shirtless and a rather large- cough cough- anyways, it looked like there was a hell of a party last night. Last night, last night... oh right! My birthday! The Dionysus kids came over with twelve-packs of beer, and... I don't remember anything else.

Crap. I got drunk. And I promised Annabeth I wouldn't. I turned my head to the right, and holy mother of all fuckers, Annabeth was passed out right next to me!

Plus, she was naked.

Millions of questions popped into my head. Did we use protection? If we didn't, is she on birth control? Does she also have a hangover? Did we even do it?

I looked around, trying to find the owner of the deep voice, when I noticed a very pissed (and buff) Nico standing by the light switch.

"Nico?"

"What, dickface?" Gah, his voice was all deep. WTF?

"What happened to your voice?"

"I don't know, puberty?"

Damn. I can't think straight when I suffer from hangover. Obviously, that little bastard went through puberty (finally).

"So, care to explain why you are naked and have the world's largest-"

"I don't know."

"Why didn't you invite me?"

"Dude, you're underage."

"I'm sixteen."

"Again, you're underage."

"I had my first drink when I was thirteen."

"..."

"And why do you look like you just did it with my girlfriend?" Oops.

"I didn't."

And Annabeth woke up. She smiled at me, then saw Nico. Fake tears immediately started falling out of her eyes and she jumped into Nico's arms.

"Nico, Nico! Percy- Per- he-" Then she sobbed into his chest. Dang. I forgot how much of a bitch she is, even if she is my BFFL, now that she ruined my bromance with Nico.

That reminds me. I have to deal with my own girlfriend. I didn't exactly invite Katie to my party. She isn't really a bitch like Annabeth, but she's strict...

And she walked in, screaming for Travis and Connor to get their fat asses out here and face punishment like a man. Then she noticed me, with my little friend downstairs, and Annabeth fake crying into Nico's chest.

"Percy? Why do you have... panties on your head?"

Shit.

This is not related to the movie The Hangover at all. But that really is an epic movie.

I lost the game.

-Cat. XD