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Inchy Pinchy, Part 1

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy were walking towards their classes, hand in hand, talking avidly about the plans for that night.

"I know this great muggle game we can play! It's called Inchy Pinchy!" Hermione said.

"Does it invlolve your titties?" Draco asked, grinning like an idiot.

Hermione glared at him, "No, you perv!"

"Then why in the world would I be interested?" Draco asked innocently.

Hermione rolled her eyes and then glanced to the side at Draco, "I never said anything about afterwards, now did I?"

Draco perked up immediately. "So what is this game, anyways?"

"I'll explain it later. So are you in or out?" Hermione asked.

"Afterwards, eh?" She nodded, "In, definitely in!"

"Ok. Bring some friends to, if you want. Ginny, Harry, Ron, Seamus, and Dean will all be there too."

"Kinky much?" Draco asked innocently.

Hermione scowled, "Just meet me in the room of requirement at nine." And with that, she walked away.

You know, she never really answered the kinky question! Draco thought to himself. SCORE!!!!

It was just before nine in the Room of Requirement, and everyone was assembled. Hermione, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, Blaise, Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy, and Millecent sat in a circle on the floor.

"Ok. So what is this game?" Draco asked, sitting to left of Hermione.

"Well, it's a game I learned a few years back. It's called Inchy Pinchy." Hermione started.

"OH! Does it have anything to do with your tits?" Blaise asked excitedly.

Hermione turned and glared at Draco, "Now I see where you get it from."

"Great minds think a like!" Blaise said happily.

"Mmhmm," Hermione replied sarcastically, "Anyways, the basic gist of the game is that the first person, me, pinches the person on their left somewhere on the face and then wherever I pinched them, they do the same to the person on their left, and it goes around the circle, pinching everyone in the same spot until it gets back to me. Then it continues. No pinching with the nails, mind you. Everyone get it?" Hermione asked.

Looking around, she saw everyone nodding, except for Crabbe and Goyle, both of whom looked a tad perplexed.

Noticing this, Blaise leaned over and tried to explain it in simpler terms.

"Oh, one more thing. You can't make any reaction what so ever." Hermione said. "And also there will be twists in the game later."

And so, the game of Inchy Pinchy began.

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