Sorry for the shortness! Tried to get as much as I could from the Pilot Episode!
Pilot Episode:
Kurt Hummel has joined Facebook
Kurt Hummel: Ugh. The dumpster is not meant to receive people.
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Mercedes Jones: R-E-S-P-E-C-T! I nailed it!
- Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen Chang, and Artie Abrams like this
- Rachel Berry: You did well, Mercedes... but we all know who the real talent here is.
- Mercedes Jones: Not you?
- Artie Abrams: Oh Snap
– – Kurt Hummel likes this
- Rachel Berry: You're just jealous of my superior talent, Mercedes.
- Mercedes Jones: Oh. Hell no.
- Kurt Hummel: Mercedes! Why don't you just talk to Rachel about this at school tomorrow.
- Mercedes Jones: I will. Promise.
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Kurt Hummel: How on Earth did Mr. Schue get FINN HUDSON to join Glee Club?
- Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry like this
- Rachel Berry: It was obviously my talent.
- Kurt Hummel: Please don't comment on my statues ever again, Rachel.
– – Mercedes Jones likes this
- Rachel Berry: You don't appreciate my talent.
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Kurt Hummel and 5 other friends are now connected with Finn Hudson
- Rachel Berry likes this
- Mercedes Jones: Of course Rachel likes this.
– – Artie Abrams likes this
- Rachel Berry: I resent that.
- Mercedes Jones: Oh quit it. We all know you love Finn.
- Finn Hudson: I... uh have a girlfriend.
- Kurt Hummel: Who!
- Finn Hudson: Uh. Quinn Fabray. We've been dating for a couple of months.
- Rachel Berry: How stereotypical. There quarterback and Head Cheerleader. Joy.
- Quinn Fabray: Shut your internet mouth dwarf.
– – Mercedes Jones likes this
- Rachel Berry: How do you even see this. You're not even friends with Kurt.
- Quinn Fabray: Look up. Finn tagged me.
- Rachel Berry: Oh.
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Finn Hudson: I don't know how that got into my locker...
- Brittany Pierce: How wat got into ur locker?
- Santana Lopez: Nothing, Brit. Nothing
- Rachel Berry: What happened, Finn?
- Santana Lopez: Oh gosh. Why are you friends with the hobbit, Finn?
– – Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel and 4 other friends like this.
- Finn Hudson: Guys... she's not that bad.
- Santana Lopez: Keep telling yourself that.
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Rachel Berry: You're the one that I want!
- Mercedes Jones: Doo whop. Doo whop. -_-
- Kurt Hummel: Hoo Hoo Hoo -_-
- Finn Hudson: Guys...
- Mercedes Jones: Don't deny it. All we do is doowhop in the back.
– – Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen Chang, and 2 others like this.
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Finn Hudson to Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I'll be a practice today for sure! My Mom's prostate removal was pretty serious.
– – Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, and 7 others like this
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: dude. Chicks don't have prostates. I looked it up.
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Finn Hudson to Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Dude! Paintballs! Really
- Quinn Fabray: What you do to poor my Finn, Puck?
- Santana Lopez: Somehow... what you said sounded a bit dirty, Fabray.
– – Noah 'Puck' Puckerman likes this
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hot.
- Finn Hudson: He paintballed me Quinn!
- Santana Lopez: Still somehow sounds dirty...
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hot.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Wait. You were talking about Finn. Not hot.
– – Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, and 3 others like this.
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Finn Hudson: Don't stop!
- Santana Lopez: Hot.
- Rachel Berry: You have a surprisingly dirty mind, Santana. He means 'Don't Stop Believing'
- Santana Lopez: Surprisingly dirty? Since when is it surprising that I'm a dirty girl.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hot.
- Santana Lopez: Oh you know it ;)
- Finn Hudson: Hey. Please stop making sexual comments on status!
- Santana Lopez: You know you like it, Butterball.
- Finn Hudson: That doesn't matter.
- Santana Lopez: Hot.
- Quinn Fabray: Finn! I'm calling you.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: haha.
– – Santana Lopez likes this.