Elsa's desperation permeates through the air. Hans has successfully conquered hte Arendelle with his powers of being a fuckin ginger. With no uptions, Elsa and Anna turn to their last resort. They must defeat Hens with the pure might of nutrition.

With a heavy heart, Elsa uses her poers over snow and lice to defrost their would be hero.

LARRY BOY.

Larry Boy crawls out of the ice as the cucumber he is. He kind of looks like a giant green dildo.

"Where am I, what, duh?" he questions the princess and the useless princess that isn't heir to the throne

"Larry Boy, we need you to take back the kindome from Hands, he's used my mostly winter to turn everyone's skin pale, and with their pale skin, he's colored their hair red and now Arandal is a nation of gingers just like him."

But unknown to Esa, Anna was stlil attraction to Huns. Even though he took the kingdom he still has this cool uniform and his muscular frame was as bulky as 2 and a half Yaoi Ming's and one Michael Jordan. Also Hanes isn't a nazi so that turned Anna on. Plus dick three bomb.

"I'M GONNA BUILD UP HANS SNOWMAN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." Anna exclaimed as she started floating up into the air and started getting pulled towards Hans by his sheer manliness, stronger than gravity (which was a shitty film you should no wachit)

"HYAAAHA" Larry Boy shouted as his shitty underfunded batman knock off costume he fired his double plungers and they stuck onto Anna's breasts. She was quickly pulled back further from Hansel's field of sheer sexy gravity.

And then Elsa stuffed Anna into the fridge Larry was in because she's a useless bitch and a liability.

"Wow Elsa, that was really..." Larry began

"COLD." Larry finished

In the distance, millions of Carloses guffawed in victory at this tremendously fatal pun while trillions of his classmates screamed in agony. Many magic school buses exploded as time stood still and the simultaneous literary genius of the pun and the sheer torment of it canceled each other out like how the screeching of the world's biggest shark getting fondled inappropriately by a perverted japanese (the japanese ones are the worst) sea anemone cancels out the sound of a lawnmower powered by the crushed hopes and dreams of a wretched Justin Bieber fan on the day he is deported to Canada. The icy unnatural winter and the use of an adjective describing a low temperature used in the pun only served to amplify the destructive effects as everyone else in the kingdom suddenly emptied their bowels to the beats of the shockwave of being in the vicinity of the epicenter of this pun. Their expressions of disgust and despair as they shit their pants suddenly froze as Larry's jokes stopped time itself.

"Time itself has stopped." Elsa said

"Just according to keikaku..." Elsa said to herself

Translators note: keikaku means plan

To bee cuntinued