Summary- During an "accident" durring a sparing match with a student Snape dies.
One-shot.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Scene- A group of people are surrounding the dead body of Snape, with Harry Potter and an investagator, questioning Harry, right above the body.
"seriously investagator who. I didn't mean to kill him, it was an accident." Harry stated, waving a bloody sword arround that just happened to have Snape's head still on it. "We were sparing."
"Oh realy," asked inspector Who, "then why were you using a sword while he was using a wand?"
"Um ah um, we were seeing if a sword could stand up against a wand"
Harry said tentivly.
"Ahuh. And I'm supposed to believe that how?" Asked Inspector Who.
I, seriously, I wouldn't even kill a fly," Harry said as he waved the sword around, wich, I'm sad to say, still had Snape's head on it, in front of him. Harry looked at the sword, "Oops. Um, let me get rid of that." Harry said, indicating Snape's head.
Harry takes the sword and slides the head int othe trash can.
"Now like I said, I would never kill anyone." Harry stated. "Well mabey Snape, oh I mean ah ah the Dursleys, I, I, I mean, I mean, I mean DOH!
Everybody was staring at Harry now. It was so quiet you could hear the crickets in the background.
"Well," came the voice of Inspector Who, "we can all understand why you would want to kill these people, but you still must be punished."
Suddanly there was a huge flash of lightt and there were the Dursleys.
"As punishment instead of being prosecuted for man slaughter, you will be stuck with your guardians in a small closet for 24 hours."
Investagator Who then throws the Dursleys and Harry into a small closet that barley fits them. There was a click of the key.
There was a moment of silence, when suddenlya blood curdaling scream came from the closet, aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The end
Me and my sister thought up this story when we were atKFC messing around with a fork, some butter and honey, a biscuit, a napkin, and a potatoe wedge. The biscuit was Snape's giant clown feet, the napkin was Snape's billowing cloak that he uses to cover his clown feet, the fork was his body, the honey and butter were his blood, and the end of the potatoe wedge was Snape's decapitated head.