Note from Katyrye:
This is an old story that I found on my live journal account under the name CSI Supervisor. I am posting it again with hopes that I can tweak it or reminisce about old stories. I love writing, but I am also a review whore. If you are on facebook, like my page. Have a good day
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Tittle: CSI Commercials
Author: Your Supervisor
Chapter: One
Rated: G
Disclaimer: Is my name Katy Grissom? Well, then there's your answer
Mastercard
Greg Sanders walked into his supervisor's office and sat at the desk, kicking back and crossing his legs as he did so. Greg looked at the camera and smiled.
"Fancy microscope... seven thousand dollars." he said, picking up a microscope.
"Warming lamps for insects...two thousand dollars." he said, extending his arm and presenting the warming lamps.
"Rare species of spider ... five hundred dollars." he said, picking up a display case of spiders.
"Using your supervisor's credit card to order-" Greg started.
"Greg, is that my MasterCard!?" Gil Grissom asked, storming into his office.
"Wait, I can explain!" Greg said.
Ten Minutes later
"Giving Greg decomp duty...priceless. There are something's money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard," Gil Grissom said.
Bounty
"Scrub, scrub!" Warrick Brown shouted.
The Graveyard team was on their knees in Ecklie's office, scrubbing the carpet.
"It won't come up Rick," Nick Stokes said, throwing his sponge down.
"War, why did you shoot him ?" Gil Grissom asked.
"Just because he pissed me off," Warrick growled.
"So how do you propose we get this up," Sara Sidle asked.
"Oh oh!" Greg Sanders said, jumping to his feet.
The team sat back on their heels and looked at each other.
"Guess he had to pee," Grissom said.
Soon Greg rushed back into the room with a roll of paper towels.
Catherine Willows arched her eyebrows. "Greg we appreciate your enthusiasm, but I have a feeling paper towels won't cut it." she said.
"These are Bounty paper towels. The quicker picker upper," he said, tearing off a sheet and setting it on the floor.
Fruity Pebbles
Nick and Warrick were running down the halls of the lab, ducking people and weaving in and out of rooms. Warrick Brown had a bowl in his hand and he wasn't about to stop. They rounded a corner and saw Catherine Willows walk out of the locker room.
"Ahhhhh!" she screamed as Warrick pushed past her.
"Warrick, give me my fruity pebbles!" Nick shouted.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
"How do you eat a Reeses peanut butter cup?" Nick Stokes asked, sitting down at the break room table.
"I put it under a microscope and smash and then I eat it." Greg Ganders offered.
"I dissect it." Gil Grissom offered.
"I light mine on fire." Warrick Brown said.
"I shoot mine." Sara Sidle said.
"I run over mine with the Denali." Catherine said.
"I interrogate mine." Jim Brass said.
Nick Stokes blinked. "Wow, I guess there really is more than one way to eat a Reese's."
Zellers
"So, how are you liking Canada." Gil Grissom asked his wife, Sara.
"I love it. I can't wait to go to Canada's Wonderland tomorrow. I got everything we'll need at Zellers." Sara said.
Grissom cocked his head. "Zellers, we don't have those in America."
Sara shook her head. "Oh, but we should. They have everything from the latest CD to the diapers we need." Sara said, holding up her Zellers bag.
"Wow, Zellers has everything." Grissom said.
"From A to Z." Sara said with a smile.
Snuggle
Sara Sidle walked into the utility area of her apartment and dropped her basket of laundry. She let out a terrified scream and Gil Grissom rushed into the room.
"What's wrong?" he asked, looking at the spilled laundry.
Sara pointed a shaking finger towards the washing machine. "What is that?" she asked.
Gil followed her finger and gasped. On top of the washing machine sat a small brown teddy bear, its wide eyes were looking from Grissom to Sara.
"I think it's the Snuggle bear." he said, grabbing her laundry basket and the broom.
The bear on the washing machine grabbed a blanket and inhaled the scent of fabric softener. "Breath deep." it said in its high pitched voice.
Gil Grissom was shaking in fear as he walked up to the washing machine and knocked the bear onto the floor.
"Hey, what the-" it screamed.
Sara slammed the basket on top of the bear and they slid the basket out onto the back patio.
Hallmark
"Merry Christmas!" Catherine Willows sang, opening the front door.
"Merry Christmas!" Nick Stokes and Jim Brass replied, stepping into the house.
"Everyone's in the living room." Catherine said, waving them into the house.
Nick Stokes pulled out an envelope and handed it to Catherine. "It's not much." he said.
Catherine smiled and opened the card, read it, and flipped it over. "It's Hallmark ." she said, wiping her eyes.
Hamburger Helper
"Albert, what is that on your hand?" Gil Grissom asked.
Doc Robbins looked at his hand and smiled. "Gil, this is the Hamburger Helper helping hand," he said, sliding the skillet of food onto the table.
Nick Stokes shook his head. "That thing's creepy." he said.
Secret
Catherine Willows walked into the locker room and sighed.
"What's wrong?" Sara Sidle asked, sitting down on the bench beside her.
"Sara, do you ever feel not so fresh?" she asked her friend.
Sara smiled. "I have days like that, on this job you always feel a little unsure." she said.
Catherine hung her head. "Today I feel my deodorant letting me down." she said.
Sara nodded and opened her locker. "Have you tried Secret?" she asked.
Catherine shook her head and took the blue stick of deodorant. "How is Secret any different?" she asked.
Sara sat back down. "Unlike the other products, Secret goes on smooth and doesn't leave residue. It also lasts all day." she said.
"Wow, so it's strong enough for a man-" Catherine started.
Sara nodded. "But made for a woman." Sara finished.
Flinstone Chewable Vitamins
When they heard the crash Gil Grissom and Greg Sanders rushed into the lab to find David Hodges hunched over his stool.
"Ohhhh." he groaned.
"Hodges, do you need a personal day?" Grissom asked.
Hodges shrugged slightly and Greg and Grissom hoisted him back into sitting position.
"I haven't been feeling like myself lately." Hodges admitted.
Grissom looked at Greg and the two men nodded. "Hodges, have you been taking your Flinstone chewable vitamins?" Greg asked, placing his hand lightly on Hodges back.
Hodges sadly shook his head and held out his hand. Grissom tapped a chewable vitamin into his palm and Hodges popped it into his mouth. Suddenly he had a burst of energy and started t run fingerprints.
"That's the most work he has done all week!" Greg exclaimed.
Grissom nodded. "Yep, a million strong and growing."
Geico (3)
Gil Grissom and Sara Sidle scanned the brochure, looking for insurance.
"How do we know we're making the right choice?" Sara whispered.
A little voice cleared it's throat and the couple looked down at a small lizard.
"I may be able to help a little." the Australian lizard said.