Justice League Days of our Lives
Author's Note: Hey y'all! So I've decided on doing a JL storyline fic revolving around the JLA girls only (Dinah, Diana, Mera, Huntress, Linda, Lois, Hippolyta, Fire, Hawkgirl, and Lady Blackhawk) Ok just kidding, although the JL girls are the main characters, Batman, Superman, Flash, Green Arrow and Green Lantern, Hawkman, Question, Catwoman and Zatanna are also involved and believe me, there'll be plenty of laughs and fun! Ok, on with the first chapter! Hope you guys like it!
Part 1: the Miracle of Birth
"Dinah? Dinah, it's three in the morning. What are you doing?" Helena asked sleepily as the pregnant blonde beauty was standing over by the bed, eating a bowl of cashews. "I got the cravings again, so I decided to get me a little nibble." Dinah explained between bites.
"Helena, I know you want the baby to be healthy, but really…" Helena started before gasping as water leaked from Dinah's gown. "Oh god! I think it's coming!" Dinah squealed, screaming in pain as she went through a contraction, this loudly awakening Mera and Aquaman.
"What in the blazes is going on in here?!" Aquaman snarled, revealing a five o' clock shadow on his face. "Dinah's going into labor! We need to get her to the medical wing!" Helena spat as Dinah exhaled rapidly before screaming again as the contraction spread even further.
"Helena, be that as it may, I am currently unskilled in delivering children…" Aquaman feebly started, Mera slapping him up the head. "Oh quit your whining and help her, for God's sakes!" Mera hissed, commenting to Helena "You should've seen him when I had Arthur Jr."
"That was a different situation! And your contractions would've crushed my good hand!" Aquaman remarked, revealing his bandaged left hand. "I see your point. Obviously, the king of Atlantis isn't as tough as he looks." Helena deadpanned before hearing a sound of cooing.
"awww, look." Mera smiled lovingly as Dinah gently cradled her newborn son in her arms as she rocked him to sleep. "Shhhh. Mommy's here. Mommy's got you." Dinah whispered soothingly, as her infant son snoozed.
"Can someone explain the meaning of all the screaming? I was in the middle of having a dream about earning a Nobel Peace Prize and…" Lois paused, seeing the others eyeing her weirdly. "Um, did I miss something?"
"Uh yeah. Dinah just had her baby." Helena answered, a tad too loudly. "Shhhh! He's sleeping!" Dinah hissed, kissing her child's forehead. "Um, so, what name are you choosing for this little pumpkin?" Mera asked, her eyes shining brightly in awe of Dinah's new son.
"I think I'll call him… Jason." Dinah decided, the others confused. "Um, in memory of Jason Todd, duh." Helena responded, everyone understanding.
"Hey! I'm still alive over here!" Jason hollered from nearby. "Did you just hear something?" Lois asked, either confused or just being sarcastic.
"Nah. Must've been the wind…" Dinah sheepishly replied before giving in and calling out "Jason! Come meet your new nephew!"
The once stoic hero now crazed vigilante entered the room and immediately, his look of madness and complete craziness changed to a look of joy and happiness as he saw Dinah nestle Jason Jr. as he was suckling from her breast.
"You… you named him after me?" Jason gasped, awed by the realization of the fact. Considering his reputation for being overly aggressive in combat, he was still amazed that one person of the League would name her child after him.
"Yes I did. I thought it would be, you know, symbolic." Dinah commented. Jason quickly did a double take. "S-symbolic? What the hell are you…" Jason started before Lois quickly cut him off
"Um, Jason? Need I remind you of the little guy? He's not old enough to understand that." Dinah reminded before lovingly kissing her baby's forehead as he slept.
"Sorry. But just how is it symbolic? Unless…" Jason thought before it hit him. "Oh god. No, I cannot be married, no way, no how, uh-uh."
"What?" Helena spat, quite offended. Jason moaned as he felt himself digging deeper into trouble. "What about those dates we had in Gotham? Hm? Was that close enough to you proposing to me?" Helena asked, grasping Jason by the neck.
"I can see it's going to be one of those moments…" Mera groaned, before turning to Dinah. "I've prepped a nursery for the little darling. And I've placed a queen-size mattress for you so that way you'll be more closer to him"
"Oh thank you. I'm sure my little sleepyhead here will really love it." Dinah commented sweetly, the three walking out (by three I mean Jason Jr who's in Dinah's arms btw)
Later that day…
"Shhhh. That's it. Keep sleeping." Dinah cooed, as her son slept in the crib by Dinah's bed. She leaned in and kissed him before rubbing his back, smiling lovingly.
"Hey. Can I come in?" Helena asked quietly, hoping not to awaken the baby. "Sure. He's sound asleep now but just try to be really quiet." Dinah suggested, as she rubbed the baby's forehead. Helena then tiptoed over to where Dinah was sitting.
"Can I just say how proud I am of you?" Helena asked happily. Dinah confusingly blushed and replied "Yeah, for what?" Helena paused and then answered "well, for one; you managed to stay strong when you were in labor, that took some real instincts. And for being a new mother; that's something very special for a gorgeous young woman like you."
Dinah smiled sweetly and replied, "Yes, I understand. Thank you. But…" Helena then noticed Dinah's smile fading. "You need someone to raise the baby with you." Helena answered, Dinah silently nodding.
"I mean, look at him; he's a little angel. I can't bear to leave him here in the Watchtower. And, since Conner died, I… I have nobody else to turn to" Helena gently embraced Dinah as she sobbed. "I'll take care of him." Helena answered
Dinah suddenly stood back up. "Really? You-you will?" She asked joyfully, her bright, cheerful smile beaming. "You betcha." Helena nodded before covering Dinah's mouth, as she was about to squeal.
"You'll wake up the baby!" Helena hissed, Dinah then settled down and nodded before both mothers sighed in happiness as they watched their little blessing of joy. "He looks so sweet." Helena whispered, kissing Jason Jr's forehead.
Meanwhile, in the Watchtower Café…
"So ladies, what's new?" Catwoman asked, having just woken up as she sat by Fire, Lady Blackhawk and Wonder Woman. "Dinah just had her baby this morning." Fire answered, her voice full of affection. "Oh my gosh! That was today?" Ice gasped, as she was previously passing by before hearing the news.
"Mm-hmm. But right now, the new mom aka Dinah is sleeping off all that pregnancy weight, so might want to wait a while before…" Wonder Woman paused before noticing Lady Blackhawk making a beeline for Dinah's cabin. "Spoke too soon." Catwoman teased.
Dinah snored softly as she and Helena slept in their bed, while their son was still asleep in his crib. Lady Blackhawk stealthily entered the cabin. "Mm… what the? Zinda, what are you doing here?" Dinah asked sleepily, rubbing her tired eyes.
"Thought I'd come by and congratulate you on your new bundle of joy." Lady Blackhawk whispered, Dinah yawning as she stretched. "Thanks. But you see, I'm really tired after giving birth but then again, there's always room for one more…" Dinah grinned, fluffing an extra pillow.
Helena then opened her eyes before seeing a strand of blonde hair by her neck. Helena stifled a giggle, as Lady Blackhawk and Dinah were both cuddled in the bed. "Honestly, we have been having way, way too many sleepovers." Helena commented jokingly.
Part 2: Employment for a New Mom
"Dinah, since you had your new son, the bills are multiplying like crazy! Finance bills, electrical, gas, food, economics, plant supply…" Batman listed as the Dark Detective was surrounded by loads and loads of paperwork while Dinah stood next to him, munching on a pepper jack cheese and roast beef sandwich.
"And the point is?" Dinah asked between a mouthful. Batman then exhaled gruffly as to trying to gently explain what was coming. "Dinah… you need to get a job." Batman spoke. Dinah almost felt like hearing the news saying that Mike Tyson had beaten the ever-living crap out of Chuck Norris.
Frankly, she was shocked.
"B-b-but, that's not fair! Bruce, I have a baby! I can't raise a son and juggle a job at the same time! I need to be on maternity leave before I can find work!" Dinah pleaded, going as far to begging on her knees and faking blowing her nose with his cloak.
Batman then gruffly moaned and realized that there is definitely no other solution to separate a recently birthed newborn from his or her loving, supportive and hugely overprotective mother. If he had tried to do that… the results would be unpleasant.
"Ok, ok! I understand! Geez, I really wish you wouldn't grovel! God, it's disgusting!" Batman grouched, as Dinah stealthily stuck out her tongue. "Well now you know why it's not nice to take the cubs away from the mama bear." Dinah teased, as she walked off before seeing Robin eyeing her new maternity robe.
"Um… it's for fashion class! It's not what it looks like!" Robin babbled, as Dinah delivered a sharp slap to his head. "Pig!" Dinah scoffed in disgust before blowing a kiss toward Batman and walked off.
Later that same day…
"Helena! Great news; Hippolyta's coming over! We're having Jason, Jr.'s baptism at Themysciera!" Dinah announced, she and Helena squealing in delight. Then their smiles grew wider as the Queen of the Amazons herself appeared, looking as elegant and lovely as always.
"Dinah, my dear, dear daughter; I am very pleased that you are now a mother and that I have a grandchild." Hippolyta spoke softly, kissing Dinah's forehead before smiling brightly at Jason Jr. sleeping in Dinah's arms.
"aww. Dinah, he's so cute!" a Amazon whispered, the girls in awe and radiance. "How old is he now?" Artemis asked. "Two months old. He's getting to be a big boy." Dinah grunted, as she placed her sleeping son in his crib as she tucked him in. "And he sleeps a lot lately. And… he's just so adorable!" Dinah responded
"If Conner was here right now, he'd be very happy to call your child his son." Hippolyta commented, Dinah silently nodding as she still mourns the loss of her beloved expected husband Conner Kent, who was cruelly murdered by the deranged monstrous clone Superboy-Prime in cold blood, and would've hurt Dinah as well had Hippolyta not intervened.
"Yes. But Helena here has graciously decided to help me raise the baby." Dinah replied, Helena standing over by the crib, watching Jason Jr sleep.
"I am honored by that decision. It is very noble of you." Hippolyta commented as she kissed her daughter. "I love you Mommy." Dinah whispered, hugging Hippolyta tightly. "I love you too, daughter." Hippolyta replied lovingly.
Part 3: Low Profile Assignments
While Hippolyta and the Amazons were babysitting Jason, Jr., Dinah and Helena went to the local Gotham Major Crimes Unit police department where they met with their informant, Officer Abigail Lowery.
"I just heard word that Jim Corrigan's trading new kinds of heroin on the streets. Here's his hotel room number." Lowery spoke, handing Helena a room card that read '233' on it. "We'll get the job done." Dinah replied, Lowery gave the two thumbs up as the two heroines got into their Mercury Topaz car and drove off.
"Do you know what the call a Big Mac in France?" Helena asked, Dinah looking at her strangely. "What?" She asked goofily. Helena took a large sip of her ginger ale then answered "Le Big Mac."
"Le Big Mac, eh?" Helena jokingly guffawed as they parked the car toward the East End Regal Hotel. "We should have razors for this kind of job." Helena commented as they locked and loaded their .45 Magnum pistols. "Yep. So I hired the Amazons as babysitters for Jason while we're at work." Dinah piped up as they headed to the elevator in the lobby.
"That's good to know. Say, did you see how cute he looked when he put himself to sleep this morning?" Helena asked as they walked down the hallway to their designated target. "Yeah, he looked so cute. Ok, let's do this thing." Dinah commented, knocking on the door.
"Who the fuck is it?" a drunken voice rasped. Helena groaned then shouted "Police! Open up, dirt bag!" There was silence and then the girls ducked for cover as shots rang out. "Shit! This wasn't what I had in mind! I don't want the baby seeing me in blood when we come home!" Dinah spat, trying to speak over the loud gunshots
"Just stay calm and keep cool! This wont take very long!" Helena commented taking aim and shooting at Corrigan's groin. The ex-cop screamed in pain as he writhed bleeding on the floor as Helena placed handcuffs on him. "see? No pain, no gain." Dinah commented
And badda bing, badda boom, that ends the first chappie of this story! I really hope you liked the first chapter! Chapter 2 is currently in progress and should be typed up by either tomorrow or Friday. Actually may take longer than that, since I'm planning to see X-Men Days of Future Past this weekend for Memorial Day. Trust me, Chapter 2 will be up soon! 'til then, see ya!