Title: There's A Reason I Let Him Call Me a Girl.
Rating: M for adult situations.
Summary: "The first time was an accident. Sort of. I was kind of high, but not stoned, and I was kind of drunk, but not trashed. I was in that place where everything was normal, but just a little bit better than usual. Like, suddenly Aerosmith was the greatest bands in existence, and I could taste the oxygen particles in the air." Oneshot. BJSLASH
Author's Note: Hey there. This is my first Bobby/Jack fic, and I'm not sure, but it might be my last. I don't quite know yet. Anyway, this is pretty fun and risqué and I just had to write it after I finished the movie. Totally necessary. I just hope you like it. :o)
The first time was an accident. Sort of. I was kind of high, but not stoned, and I was kind of drunk, but not trashed. I was in that place where everything was normal, but just a little bit better than usual. Like, suddenly Aerosmith was the greatest bands in existence, and I could taste the oxygen particles in the air.
Anyway, I was sitting on my bed, rocking my head and tasting the air, and Bobby stumbles in drunk off his ass. Bobby doesn't get that drunk too much, so you can tell when he's overdone it.
He starts calling me a fag and stuff, and I watch him trip around my room; knocking things over, then he says, "You got pretty lips, crackerjack." The 'j' in 'crackerjack' ended up sounding like a 'z'. 'Crackerzhack'. "You got," he burped, "dick suckin' lips." That was a new one, so I stared at him. "You wanna suck my dick, dontcha, Jackie? Huh?"
He started undoing his pants. He was serious.
"Bobby..." I said, automatically looking away.
"What? You don' wanna taste this?" He tottered towards my bed and when I look back towards him, I've got a face full of Bobby's cock.
It was so pretty. It was pale and soft looking; his pubes were nice, too. Like he trimmed them or something. So I reached up and held it. Bobby moaned and I smiled, and his penis started to get hard.
It felt just as soft as it looked.
I found out later that it tasted good, too. Something to do with the honey lavender body lotion I caught him using once, I bet.
AN2: Review, please!