"Not What It Seems"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with That 70's Show. That 70's Show and it's entire characters are owned by Carsey Werner Productions. Anyway, here's a nice little Fez drabble to tide you over.
Inside the darkened badlands of Forman's basement, a couple was busy making out in front of a TV, which showed the latest episode of "Soul Train". The entire room was dark as a haunted house, but that didn't seem to care to either the couple.
The make-out couple of course, was Fez and Eric's daughter Laurie, who was staying the night at the Forman's house since she finally got back from vacation down in Cancun. She was planning to do laundry until Fez showed up on the scene. A simple hello was exchanged between the two, and before anyone even knew it, the two began to go right at it. They never knew how bad they missed each other.
So while the song "I Just Wanna Stop" by Gino Vannelli was playing on the TV, Fez spoke down to her.
"So, Laurie, how do you like my tongue?" Fez smirked.
"It's as long as I remember." Laurie smirked as well.
"Nice to hear that, pretty mama." The foreigner laughed.
But then, they got back to kissing without Eric or his friends knowing. It's a good thing Kelso or Hyde weren't here, because then they would be cheering Fez on. Donna and Jackie weren't there either cause they would be creeped out. It was nothing but Fez, Laurie and Gino on the tube.
Nothing was gonna interrupt them, until...
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"WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
That shout forced Fez to break away from Laurie.
Alarmed, Fez looked up to the figure upstairs from the couch, which happened to be Eric's hardass father, Red Forman. He didn't look too pleased with what was going on! Scared out of his mind, Fez tried to cover it up.
"Mr. Red, it's not what it seems!" Fez exclaimed, "Me and Laurie are just making out! We weren't planning to do it or anything, honestly."
"Really?" Red raised an eyebrow, "If you're making out with my daughter, then why are you making out with my bag of Doritos instead?"
"Wha-?" Fez replied.
The foreigner suddenly looked down around his arms to find out that he wasn't making out with Laurie at all. Instead, Fez was making out with an opened bag of Doritos! Apparently, the pot he was taking with Eric hours earlier started taking it's effect on him. The foreign kid had no choice but to blush uncontrollably. Such an embarrassing moment for him.
"Huh, no wonder Laurie's mouth tasted like Cool Ranch..." Fez muttered to himself, "Eh, you want this bag back, Red?"
"Keep it," Red muttered back, "You licked around it anyway."
As Red went back upstairs a bit slowly, Fez looked down the bag of Doritos like he fell in love with them.
"Now where we're we?" Fez smirked.
While Fez and the big bag of Doritos continued their little smooch session, Red shouted to someone from the kitchen, mostly to his wife, Kitty.
"THE FOREIGN KID'S DOING DOPE WITH OUR DUMBASS SON AGAIN, KITTY!"
Is it weird that I support Fez/Doritos? Because I think it's actually a fun pairing to think of!
Oh, and to JimJam, not to be rude or anything, but I can't do your request. You see, while I like your idea, I'm just not comfortable having to write Red/Kitty smut. It's a bit disturbing for me to begin with. So deep down, I apologize and I hope you'll respect my decision.
To everyone, don't be afraid to give me your feedback on this story. Or else Red will come to my house and put his foot in my ass...