Hi all. im back but this time with a xs fanfic. Ive been wanting to do one but never got round to it. well i hav now so I hope you enjoy it.

Four dragons and a phoenix?

Chapter 1:A new dark problem

Drip, drip, drip… "Grrrrr…" drip, drip, drip… "Omi…" drip, drip, dr "OMI!"

The young yellow tinted monk looked up towards his left. "What Raimoundo?" a frustrated Brazilian bore into him with his eyes as though he wanted the monk to burst into flames. "Will you please stop with dripping already?"

"What, is it pulling your goat?" teased the bald monk as he reassumed with his meditation. "I don't know about pulling but it is really GETTING MY GOAT!"

Raimoundo stood angrily over Omi as the young Chinese monk continued to drip water from his fingers as he meditated. "OMI!"

"If it is getting on your veins so much then play soccer somewhere else."

Raimoundo grit his teeth at Omi's incompetence and stalked away to the other side of temple.

A sigh broke the tranquil silence of the temple grounds. He looked up to the clouds knowing that's where his powers originated. He thought back to the times in Rio where he would lay on the ledge of a cliff and stare peacefully into the clouds. He smiled to them as though every condensation was his best friend. An endless connection that nothing could break. He flinched at the crashing sound resonating from the bedrooms and being followed by "RAI!" Knowing that he was in 'serious excrement' as Omi would say, he tried to creep away only to be blocked by a sudden outburst of flames. A Japanese girl with black hair and blue eyes stood there laughing as she watched Raimoundo pat the flames from his scorched trousers. "What the hell was that for, girl?"

"Oh, let me think. Could it be for leaving your soccer ball in front of my 'room' causing me to trip over it for the THOUSANDTH TIME!" she screamed at the cowering Brazilian, her eyes almost bulging with rage. "Maybe you should watch where you're going then. Your so touchy Kimiko." Taunted Rai as he dusted the soot off his robes. She growled under her breath ready to strike him at any moment. Just as she reached boiling point, the oh so familiar "A shen-gong-wu has just activated" came from the green gecko sized dragon who was keeping his distance.

The xiaolin monks gathered around the golden plated scroll and watched as an animated man appeared on the parchment. " It's the 'kiwi canon'…"

"Hold up a second there partner. Do you mean the type of kiwi you eat or the type that flies?" the dragon and the other three monks looked at the Texas cowboy with a 'I cant believe he just said that' look on their faces. "I was just asking."

"Anyway, the 'kiwi canon' shoots a stun feather at the enemy, causing them to become as brainless as a chicken for about 4 hours." Omi pointed to the sky importantly and said, "we must retrieve this sheng-gong-wu! But only because I am to important to become a brainless chicken." Everyone rolled their eyes as they climbed onto Dojo who was now a 40-foot dragon.

"Here we are, New Zealand, home of the kiwi." Dojo spiralled down into a small forest area and shrunk back down to gecko size. The monks were wary as the trekked through the dense undergrowth. They had to be because at any moment Hannibal or Chase Young could ambush them, they weren't to worried about Jack Spicier.

"The 'kiwi canon' should be just around this fallen trunk." Raimoundo jumped effortlessly onto the trunk but almost slipped off when he saw the face of Jack.

"Ah! Jack!"

"That's right, the evil boy genius is back. And this time with a whole new pack of JACK BOTS! MHAHAAAH!"

The trees around the worriers sprung to life and started to attack with a fury of branches and leaves. "This is a most pathetic attempt to kick our posteriors." Omi informed as he dodged a very slow tree-bot that then stumbled to the ground. Raimoundo sighed "close enough."

"Jacks got the right idea but they are made all wrong." Kimiko judged as she to dodge a slow motion tree, then set it alight.

"Hay I used up all of my allowance on these bots and then you guys go ahead and wreck them."

"Believe us when we say, it anit us who's wrekin 'em." Replied Clay as he steeped aside of another tree-bot creating a pile of them.

A bit further back, Rai had escaped the pathetic excuse for a resistance and started searching for the 'kiwi canon'. No matter how many branches he overturned and hollow trunks he looked through, he just couldn't locate it. "Think Rai, think. Where would an master xiaolin dragon and a gecko sized dragon hide a canon named after a flightless bird." A grin pulled on his face as he lent down to a hole underground to find a sharp pointed bird shaped thing inside it. "Aha, thought you could hide from me 'ay." He reached in and pulled out the 'kiwi canon' only to have it taken from his hands by none other than "Jack Spicier, when will you give up?"

"NEVER! HAHAHA! Now in all my triumphant glory, I will leave you to ponder over YOUR humiliating defeat! HAHAHAAAH...ugh" The bird shaped canon tumble from his hands and landed on another's. Jacks limp body thudded on the damp floor of the forest as a shroud of darkness and a terrifying sneer fell on any living thing that surrounded the clocked creature. Raimoundo was transfixed in shock at the blood red eyes peered from under the black hood that darkened its features. Soon all any of them could see was the red eyes, then…nothing.

bet your wondering who it is huh? well you'll hav to wait untill i write and submit the next chap. if you review it might give me the extra boost to go faster. who knows, wont hert to try out. plz review.