Chapter 1. Elrond's Orange Robes
By Ali Johnson
Hope you like this wrote it after I drank a liter of Sprite Remix that by the way is so cool it rates up there with Mountain Dew. Anyways, on with the story.
Prologue, Elrond gets up in the morning and remembers he has a meeting So he gets out his one pair of formal robes with the right color But the robes have been turned the most nauseating color of bright orange on earth.
Lord Elrond of Imladris rushed down the halls of the beautiful haven. He was absolutely sure his twin sons, their foster brother, and their friend had dyed his only pair of good white robes the nauseating color of orange that they currently were.
He bumped into one of his friends.
" Lord Elrond, what's wrong?" Lord Glorifindel asked his very old friend.
" I'm sorry, Glorifindel, I would love to talk, but I have a prior appointment." Elrond said trying to walk past him. Glorifindel held him back.
" Oh," he asked amusement in his eyes.
" If you must know, Glorifindel, I must go and throttle my children and their friend." Elrond said, again trying to walk past the other elven Lord. But again Glorifindel held him back.
" Humor me, tell me what they have done this time my friend." He laughed
" You would laugh at me if I told you." Elrond said
" I'm sure I would, so I will save you humility this time. Also, your sons and their friend have left for a scouting mission." Glorifindel laughed
" Damn them, when did they leave." Elrond demanded
" Cool down and I'll tell you. They went late last night." Glorifindel said.
" I will have to punish them when they return." Elrond fumed
" Shall I warn them when they do." Glorifindel asked
" I would have to kill you if you did, no, let them fid the penalty when I begin to induce it." Elrond challenged. He led Glorifindel away to show him the robes.
Arwen stepped out of a room adjacent to the hall Elrond and Glorifindel had been talking in.
" Well, I certainly understand why the boys induce this pain on each other now. It is such fun." she said walking away to plan her next devious deed.
By Ali Johnson
Hope you like this wrote it after I drank a liter of Sprite Remix that by the way is so cool it rates up there with Mountain Dew. Anyways, on with the story.
Prologue, Elrond gets up in the morning and remembers he has a meeting So he gets out his one pair of formal robes with the right color But the robes have been turned the most nauseating color of bright orange on earth.
Lord Elrond of Imladris rushed down the halls of the beautiful haven. He was absolutely sure his twin sons, their foster brother, and their friend had dyed his only pair of good white robes the nauseating color of orange that they currently were.
He bumped into one of his friends.
" Lord Elrond, what's wrong?" Lord Glorifindel asked his very old friend.
" I'm sorry, Glorifindel, I would love to talk, but I have a prior appointment." Elrond said trying to walk past him. Glorifindel held him back.
" Oh," he asked amusement in his eyes.
" If you must know, Glorifindel, I must go and throttle my children and their friend." Elrond said, again trying to walk past the other elven Lord. But again Glorifindel held him back.
" Humor me, tell me what they have done this time my friend." He laughed
" You would laugh at me if I told you." Elrond said
" I'm sure I would, so I will save you humility this time. Also, your sons and their friend have left for a scouting mission." Glorifindel laughed
" Damn them, when did they leave." Elrond demanded
" Cool down and I'll tell you. They went late last night." Glorifindel said.
" I will have to punish them when they return." Elrond fumed
" Shall I warn them when they do." Glorifindel asked
" I would have to kill you if you did, no, let them fid the penalty when I begin to induce it." Elrond challenged. He led Glorifindel away to show him the robes.
Arwen stepped out of a room adjacent to the hall Elrond and Glorifindel had been talking in.
" Well, I certainly understand why the boys induce this pain on each other now. It is such fun." she said walking away to plan her next devious deed.
