after Edward and bella were married they always had monstrus sex that shook their cottage that tge cullens made them in the woods. this was so the cullens would not hear them having sex. .... but edward and bella had such loud monster sex that they could be heard all the way to forks washington. when everyon heard them they would say... oh man they must be having the best sex ever... and they were ight because they were having the best sex eve.
one day while they were having sex bella slowly slipped off edwards pants to expose his dangling member to herself. she pronounced... never gets old... and edwad smiled his crooked smile to her and.
then she slipped edwards undies off and he was like... oh yeah baby. bella if she was humna still would blush at this but since giving bith to renesmee she was now a vampire too and she couldnt blush anymore. when she finally had edwad completely neaked he was like let's do this thing baby. and bella was like lets not be too loud this time
then edward said oh is that a challenge little lady and bella was like let's get dirty man i'm gunna give you the best blow jay of your life right now
so bella touched her tungue to edwads dicks and edwad was like that is the best
then they rolled int he sheets of their bed and it broke because of the sex they were having that was awesom