I don''t own Naruto, If I did TenTen would be seen more often.
The sun rays hit TenTen's sleeping face. She rolled over in the bed she was sleeping in and opened up her eyes. Neji was sound asleep and naked to the right of her. What the hell?!?! she thought Why is Neji in my bed?!?! She sat up quickly and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. This isn't even my room. I'm still at Naruto's house. He sure know's how to throw a party. TenTen looked to her left and found a naked, sleeping Rock Lee. OMG! How much did I drink last night? TenTen quietly got out of the bed, trying not to wake up her teammates. Where are my bra and panties? She thought rubbing her head from the headache. TenTen found her undies and the rest of her clothes in a pile at the foot of the bed and Lee was wearing her bra. TenTen quickly got dressed and ran down the stairs and was about to leave out of the back door. "Hey, TenTen," Naruto said. TenTen turned around and Naruto was sitting on his living room floor, in footie pajamas, eating cereal and watching cartoons. "Oh. Hi, Naruto," TenTen replied. "I didn't know you were still here. Did you have a good time?" Naruto asked her. TenTen nodded and headed toward the door. "I know Neji and Bushy Brow did!" Naruto chuckled. TenTen turned back towards him and gave Naruto a grim look. He looked back at the TV and finished eating his cereal. "Bye, Naruto,'" TenTen said annoyed. "Bye," Naruto said with his mouthful of Marshy Puffs cereal.
Meanwhile...
Neji and Lee woke up. Neji glared at Lee, who was in shock that he was in bed with Neji. "Neji..." Rock began. "Did we have...relations?" Neji sat up on the side of the bed and moved his long, gorgeous hair away from his eyes. He sighed and replied, "I hope not."
Naruto was done watching his cartoons and eating cereal so he decided to go up to his room to get dressed. He opened his bedroom door and to his surprise Neji and Lee were woke, naked, and in his bed. Naruto started to scream. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! GAY GUYS!!!! NAKED!!!! IN MY BED!!!!!!" Lee got up and walked toward Naruto. "Naruto, it is not what you think," Lee assured. Naruto picked up the closest thing to him, which was his teddy bear and threw it at Lee. "GIT AWAY FROM ME YOU GAY BUSHY BROW!!!!!" Naruto yelled frantically. Neji got his clothes and struggled to put them on but Naruto was steady throwing things at him and Lee. "Okay, Okay! Naruto we're leaving!" Neji said pulling his pants up. Rock Lee grabbed his shirt and pants and him and Neji ran out of Naruto's house. "GIT OUT AND STAY OUT!" Naruto yelled. Naruto slammed his door and crossed his arms. "Don't roll that way."
Outside, all eyes were on Rock Lee, who ran out of the house without putting on his clothes. "Dammit, Lee," Neji groaned. "Put some clothes on, man." Rock Lee stood there, with all his goodies for Konoha to see. Ino walked by and stared at Rock Lee. She smiled and said,"They don't call him 'Rock' for nothing." (Acknowledging his rock hard body, not what you might have been thinking) Rock Lee smiled back and Neji sighed and smacked his hand up against his forehead. Sasuke walked by and stopped dead in his tracks. He turned and looked at the naked Lee and started to grin. Lee turned red from embarrassment and covered himself up and ran home, little bare booty blowing in the wind.