Merry Christmas Heero
Part One: Mission: Survive the Mall
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing but...oh well.
AN: It's almost Christmas! So I'm thinking, what the hell, I'll write a Christmas fic and put
me in it. Oh, the horrors...
~
Wufei: ::looks annoyed:: Any reason you called for this meeting Duo?
Duo: ::looks grim:: We have a new mission.
-other gundam pilots stare at him-
Duo: We must...
Heero: Get to the point.
Duo: CELEBRATE X-MAS! YEAH BABY!
Everyone else: ::sweatdrops::
Quatre: But we're not Christian.
Duo: WHO CARES!??! IT'S CHRISTMAS!! GET THOSE PARTY HATS OUT! WE'RE HAVING A PAR-TY!!!
Heero: Hn.
Duo: ::slings his arm around Heero:: Aww...come on Heero, lighten up. I'm sure Relena would
approve of a Christmas party.
Heero: NANI?!?! RELENA?!?!
Duo: It's only for one night. That's all. You can shoot her anytime after it.
Heero: ::grumbles:: Alright, I'll go.
Duo: And Wu-man?
Wufei: Parties are for the weak!
Duo: Well, the weak spend their Christmas's alone. You afraid?
Wufei: Fine! I'll go!
Duo: Trowa? Quatre?
Trowa: ::looks at Quatre::
Quatre: ::looks at Trowa::
-silence-
Quatre: Trowa says yes, and I'll go too.
Duo: AL RIGHT! LET'S SHAKE IT!!! ::runs to call Relena::
Wufei: Ugghhh...we HAVE to get Maxwell off of coffee.
Heero: Go ahead. I'm not burying you when you get killed.
Wufei: Damn it.
Quatre: Don't we first have to get presents?
Wufei: Nooo...not the mall!
Duo: ::waltzes back in:: SHE SAID YES! IT'S OFF TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!
Heero: About that coffee thing...
Duo: Coffee? Did some one just say coffee?
Heero: I didn't say anything.
Quatre: Well, if we're gonna do shopping, we better get it over with. I suggest ::lists a bunch
of name brands::
-silence-
Quatre: What?
Duo: How do you know all those name brands?
Quatre: ::sigh:: That's what you get with 29 sisters.
Heero: I'm not going to the mall.
Duo: ::sigh:: Quatre...
Quatre: Heero, you have a mission.
Heero: What?
Quatre: You must go shopping with us.
Heero: Mission...accepted.
Duo: It always works...
~
Pick you favorite mall. If you don't have one...well...deal. Anyway, at the mall, they
went separate ways since they didn't want each other seeing each other's presents. Duo informed
them that Noin, Sally, Zechs, and ME, would also be there.
Duo: ::is looking at the explosives:: Hmmm...
Salesperson: Aren't you a little young for these guns?
Duo: The God of Death is never too young!
Salesperson: ::sweatdrops:: That's what they all say...
Quatre: ::looks through sets of teacups::
Saleslady: ^^; May I help you?
Quatre: No thanks.
Saleslady: You're very cute. Are you free tonight?
Quatre: Uhhh...I have to wash my goldfish...
Wufei: ::looks through sets of swords and kitchen knives:: Hmmm...
Salesperson: Are you getting knives for your mom?
Wufei: NANI!!?
Salesperson: ^^; I was just asking...
Wufei: ::whips out his sword:: What were you just saying!?!?
Salesperson: Uhhh...some security here...PLEASE?!?!
Trowa: ::is looking at an array of masks::
Saleslady: Are you interested in these masks?
Trowa: ::stays silent::
Saleslady: ::repeats her question a little louder::
Trowa: ::stays silent::
Saleslady: ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THESE MASKS!?!?
Trowa: ::stays silent::
Saleslady: ::sweatdrops::
Heero: ::walks down the aisle of tank-tops:: Hn.
Salesperson: Hi. May I help you?
Heero: Hn.
Salesperson: Are you looking for something special?
Heero: Where do you keep gundam parts?
Salesperson: Uhhh...
Heero: See, I have a friend. She wants a gundam for Christmas.
Salesperson: ::backs away:: We have a lovely section on white and black tank tops...
Everyone came out of that mall, alive. Of course, we can't say the same thing for the
salespeople. ::sweatdrops:: Anyway, they're off to get ready for the party, in one day! What
insane freaks await them next? Will Santa drop from the chimney or will he get stuck? Waaiitt...
what's that line doing here?
~
^^; That was the first part of many...er...parts. I hope you enjoyed it. Don't forget to check
out my friend Fire Guardian's fanfic "Spandex Boy"! (She better be glad I'm advertising her
fanfic... -_-;) Anyway, if you want me to write on, let me know. ::tears:: I'd hate to write
stuff that you readers won't read...
Part One: Mission: Survive the Mall
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing but...oh well.
AN: It's almost Christmas! So I'm thinking, what the hell, I'll write a Christmas fic and put
me in it. Oh, the horrors...
~
Wufei: ::looks annoyed:: Any reason you called for this meeting Duo?
Duo: ::looks grim:: We have a new mission.
-other gundam pilots stare at him-
Duo: We must...
Heero: Get to the point.
Duo: CELEBRATE X-MAS! YEAH BABY!
Everyone else: ::sweatdrops::
Quatre: But we're not Christian.
Duo: WHO CARES!??! IT'S CHRISTMAS!! GET THOSE PARTY HATS OUT! WE'RE HAVING A PAR-TY!!!
Heero: Hn.
Duo: ::slings his arm around Heero:: Aww...come on Heero, lighten up. I'm sure Relena would
approve of a Christmas party.
Heero: NANI?!?! RELENA?!?!
Duo: It's only for one night. That's all. You can shoot her anytime after it.
Heero: ::grumbles:: Alright, I'll go.
Duo: And Wu-man?
Wufei: Parties are for the weak!
Duo: Well, the weak spend their Christmas's alone. You afraid?
Wufei: Fine! I'll go!
Duo: Trowa? Quatre?
Trowa: ::looks at Quatre::
Quatre: ::looks at Trowa::
-silence-
Quatre: Trowa says yes, and I'll go too.
Duo: AL RIGHT! LET'S SHAKE IT!!! ::runs to call Relena::
Wufei: Ugghhh...we HAVE to get Maxwell off of coffee.
Heero: Go ahead. I'm not burying you when you get killed.
Wufei: Damn it.
Quatre: Don't we first have to get presents?
Wufei: Nooo...not the mall!
Duo: ::waltzes back in:: SHE SAID YES! IT'S OFF TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!
Heero: About that coffee thing...
Duo: Coffee? Did some one just say coffee?
Heero: I didn't say anything.
Quatre: Well, if we're gonna do shopping, we better get it over with. I suggest ::lists a bunch
of name brands::
-silence-
Quatre: What?
Duo: How do you know all those name brands?
Quatre: ::sigh:: That's what you get with 29 sisters.
Heero: I'm not going to the mall.
Duo: ::sigh:: Quatre...
Quatre: Heero, you have a mission.
Heero: What?
Quatre: You must go shopping with us.
Heero: Mission...accepted.
Duo: It always works...
~
Pick you favorite mall. If you don't have one...well...deal. Anyway, at the mall, they
went separate ways since they didn't want each other seeing each other's presents. Duo informed
them that Noin, Sally, Zechs, and ME, would also be there.
Duo: ::is looking at the explosives:: Hmmm...
Salesperson: Aren't you a little young for these guns?
Duo: The God of Death is never too young!
Salesperson: ::sweatdrops:: That's what they all say...
Quatre: ::looks through sets of teacups::
Saleslady: ^^; May I help you?
Quatre: No thanks.
Saleslady: You're very cute. Are you free tonight?
Quatre: Uhhh...I have to wash my goldfish...
Wufei: ::looks through sets of swords and kitchen knives:: Hmmm...
Salesperson: Are you getting knives for your mom?
Wufei: NANI!!?
Salesperson: ^^; I was just asking...
Wufei: ::whips out his sword:: What were you just saying!?!?
Salesperson: Uhhh...some security here...PLEASE?!?!
Trowa: ::is looking at an array of masks::
Saleslady: Are you interested in these masks?
Trowa: ::stays silent::
Saleslady: ::repeats her question a little louder::
Trowa: ::stays silent::
Saleslady: ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THESE MASKS!?!?
Trowa: ::stays silent::
Saleslady: ::sweatdrops::
Heero: ::walks down the aisle of tank-tops:: Hn.
Salesperson: Hi. May I help you?
Heero: Hn.
Salesperson: Are you looking for something special?
Heero: Where do you keep gundam parts?
Salesperson: Uhhh...
Heero: See, I have a friend. She wants a gundam for Christmas.
Salesperson: ::backs away:: We have a lovely section on white and black tank tops...
Everyone came out of that mall, alive. Of course, we can't say the same thing for the
salespeople. ::sweatdrops:: Anyway, they're off to get ready for the party, in one day! What
insane freaks await them next? Will Santa drop from the chimney or will he get stuck? Waaiitt...
what's that line doing here?
~
^^; That was the first part of many...er...parts. I hope you enjoyed it. Don't forget to check
out my friend Fire Guardian's fanfic "Spandex Boy"! (She better be glad I'm advertising her
fanfic... -_-;) Anyway, if you want me to write on, let me know. ::tears:: I'd hate to write
stuff that you readers won't read...