Chapter 1: Shattered Peace
How this idea came up-
Friend (who does not wish to be named): What if Light was Canadian. That would be so cool! Kira, eh?
Me: First off, Canadians pwn. Justin Beiber and my super awesome cousins are from Canada and don't have those accents. Secondly, that sounded A TON like Kyrie.
Friend: Who's Kyrie?
Me: You're not a very big Sands of Destruction fan are you?
Friend: What's Sands of Destruction?
Please note: The first two chapters will not be very funny. I'm one of those people who needs a good setup to be funny.
Kyrie, Morte, and Taupy were in Viteau City. The sounds of running water filled the air. The aquamarine pools rippled in the sun. A peaceful sight for a world on the brink of destruction thanks to Kyrie's "special" gift.
A bang shattered the peace. Kyrie gasped. Morte held her blade at the ready. Taupy prepared to fight.
On the street near the plaza stood a strange assortment of men. Their clothes were different from the uniforms one would expect, and they seemed a bit proud for humans. They all had black hair. The man who stuck out the most had wild black hair. His eyes were mostly dilated pupils, but the small slivers of iris were cool grey and his entire eye rimmed black. He wore simple clothes, strange in this world.
The man looked up.
"Kyrie Illunis, you are under arrest for suspicion of being Kira," he said in monotone.
"Wha-" Kyrie said before being cut off by the man.
"Matsuda please put Kyrie in restrains." (I tend to notice that L has Matsuda do EVERYTHING)
The youngest man in the group, presumably named Matsuda, put strange metal bracelettes bound with a chain around Kyrie's wrists.
What was this about? These humans were acting like Ferrals!
"No! Stop it!" Morte yelled. "Kyrie wouldn't hurt a fly! Let him go!"
"You don't know how many people he could have killed. Don't worry, we won't kill him, just place him under twenty-four hour surveillance to see if the killings stop."
"But I know Kyrie, the worst thing he's ever done was turn an entire village to sand, and that was unintentional."
"Hey, I'm still here you know!" Kyrie called.
"Yes, but you're not important," Morte responded.
"He turned an entire village to sand… Sounds like something Kira could do." He muttered. "Matsuda, he is coming with us. Aizawa, please open the portal again by pushing the red button on your remote. It should take us home."
Aizawa nodded. "Okay, L."
"Goodbye Taupy, I'm going to rescue Kyrie." Morte called to her bear-like compadre.
Aizawa pressed the button. The portal opened. As it started to shrink, Morte hopped through it before it became too small to fit both her body and her sword through.