This is the product of absolute boredom and the inspiration of a similar idea on Inu-Yasha.
So on with Ranma's 12 Days of Christmas!
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Author: *Cues the orchestra*
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: Oh! So much joy! Must add this to my collection…ooh and this one too!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …two training lessons…
Saotome: Well, it's off to Jyusenkyo!
Ranma: No! Not again!
…and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: Ranma! Turn into a girl and try this on! Please!!!!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …three pairs of glasses…
Shampoo: Oh, now you no need glasses, Mousse.
…two training lessons…
Ranma: I'm not moving.
…and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: Hehehe…I think this one is Akane's.
Akane: *smack* Give that back!
On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …four kitty cats…
Ranma: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Umm… Pop! Wait up! I want to go too, after all!
…three pairs of glasses…
Mousse: I don't need THREE pairs!!!!!
…two training lessons…
Saotome: Are you ready for some hard training?
…and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: ……..*tears weld up in his eyes*
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …five hot springs…
Ranma: Hey, Kuno…you're a mouse…
Kuno: *squeaks*
Ranma: Where's Shampoo when you need her?
…four kitty cats…
Cats: Meower!
Kuno: *runs like mad* Squeak!!!!!!!!!!!!
…three pairs of glasses…
Shampoo: He have bad eyesight, like always…but you never run out, Mousse! *smiles*
…two training lessons…
Saotome: RANMA! STOP HIDING AND COME OUT HERE! We're going back to Jyusenkyo!
…and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: Ooh! This is heaven on Earth!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …six swimming lessons…
Akane: Oh, no! I'm not learning from you, Mr. Principal!
…five hot springs…
Ryoga: Is one of those a "spring of drowned man?"
…four kitty cats…
Ranma: Make the kitty go 'way! Make it go 'way! *hides in a corner* I want my mommy!
Akane: Really, Ranma, you're so pathetic.
…three pairs of glasses…
Mousse: What am I going to do with three??? I almost never use the one pair I have already!
…two training lessons…
Ranma: I'd rather brave the cats then go!
…and Happosai in a bra tree…
Akane: Get down from there, you old pervert!
Happosai: Never! Muahahahaha!!!!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …seven pizza pies…
Ucchan: These are the best kind!
…six swimming lessons…
Mr. Principal: Oh, come on! We Hawaiians know what we are doin'!
…five hot springs…
Ranma: Why don't you jump on in and find out, Ryoga?
Ryoga: Where is it?
…four kitty cats…
Ranma: *faints*
…three pairs of glasses…
Mousse: I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH!
…two training lessons…
Great-Grandmother: How about training with me?
Ranma: *looks up at her from the floor* Umm…no.
…and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: Oooo…this one is see through!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …eight hot teapots…
Ryoga: I don't need it! I'm already a man!
Kuno: A man again! Haha! Now I may find you my love! Here I come Pigtail Girl!
…seven pizza pies…
Ucchan: I can even write messages in the sauce.
…six swimming lessons…
Akane: I'm not going in that water!
…five hot springs…
Kuno: I don't like those springs.
…four kitty cats…
Ranma: No more! No more!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
…three pairs of glasses…
Shampoo: You see three as good, yes?
…two training lessons…
Ranma: Not going!
… and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: Fun! Fun! Fun!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …nine water buckets…
Ranma: A girl! Grrrrrrrr!
Ryoga: Oink!
Akane: P-Chan? What are you doing here?
…eight hot teapots…
Ranma: I hate being a girl….
Ryoga: *thinks to himself* I...I turned into a pig right in front of Akane!
…seven pizza pies…
Ucchan: Or make it in the shape of a hart.
…six swimming lessons…
Akane: Not going anywhere!
…five hot springs…
Saotome: No "spring of drowned man."
…four kitty cats…
Ranma: Meow!
…three pairs of glasses…
Mousse: ….I don't need them….
…two training lessons…
Saotome: Well, looks like we're stuck training Cat-Fu….
…and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …ten lucious hams …
Ryoga: *starts to cry* How-how can you eat such an animal???????
…nine water buckets…
Saotome: *holds up a sign* I hate this curse…
…eight hot teapots…
Ranma: Meow! *jumps into Akane's lap*
Akane: Ah! A manly cat in my lap!
Ranma: *purrs*
…seven pizza pies…
Ucchan: You should know that they are really Okomanyaki though…not pizza pies…
…six swimming lessons…
Mr. Principal: Give me a chance please!!!!!
Akane: No way in hell!
…five hot springs…
Kuno: Don't fall in!!!!
…four kitty cats…
Ranma: Meow! *purrs*
Akane: *strokes the Ranma-kitty*
…three pairs of glasses…
Shampoo: You always need glasses, Mousse.
…two training lessons…
Saotome: Looks like we're stuck training Cat Fu still…..
… and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: They are all mine! All mine I say!!!!!!!!!!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …eleven indecent pictures…
Happosai: Hey! Those are from my collection!
Akane: Ranma…is that you??????
Ranma: *snaps out of his Cat-Fu and jumps out of Akane's lap* No!
…ten lucious hams …
Ryoga: What a mindless slaughter!!!!! How could you?????
…nine water buckets…
Shampoo: Meow!
Ranma: NO MORE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
…eight hot teapots…
Ranma: So there!
Shampoo: *sticks out her tongue*
…seven pizza pies…
Ucchan: So always buy from Ucchan's!!!!!!
…six swimming lessons…
Akane: Not budging. No way are you getting me in that water!
Mr. Principal: Please!
Akane: No!
…five hot springs…
Kuno: I'm not going back to being a mouse!
…four kitty cats…
Ranma: ENOUGH ALREADY! I already went Cat-fu! What do you want from me?????
…three pairs of glasses…
Mousse: I don't need them, damn it!
…two training lessons…
Saotome: Well, let's go already!
…and Happosai in a bra tree…
Happosai: No I definitely think this one it the best…hehehe…it's a see through one…hehehehehe
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… …twelve Jyusenkyo Cures…
Ranma: It's mine! *grabs for the packets*
Ryoga: *boots Ranma* No! They're mine! *picks up the packets* Muahahahahahahahaha! I shall never be a pig again!
Shampoo: *boots Ryoga* Shampoo no think so! Jyusenkyo packets Shampoo's. *catches falling packets* You no use for free.
…eleven indecent pictures…
Happosai: Mine! Give those here!
Akane: Aren't you going to fight for your dignity, Ranma?
Ranma: Forget the pictures. I'm getting the cures! *steals them from Shampoo* Gatta have all twelve. The Jyusenkyo products aren't very reliable.
…ten lucious hams …
Ryoga: *cries even more* Oh, what tragedy! I'm so sorry my friends! I shall avenge you by becoming a man for good…*boots Ranma again* Now…to become a man!
…nine water buckets…
Shampoo: Meow! *goes to scratch Ranma*
Ranma: It's yours all yours! Here, take it! Just make the kitty go 'way!
…eight hot teapots…
Ranma: Ha! Mine again!
Shampoo: *boots Ranma* Is Shampoo's!
…seven pizza pies…
Ucchan: By the way it's Okomanyaki, not pizza pies…don't know why that was written…
…six swimming lessons…
Ranma: *pushes Akane into the pool*
Akane: Ahhhhh!!!!!! *Grabs Ranma and pulls him in after her*
Ranma: *grabs the closest thing he can find (Shampoo)*
Shampoo: AHHHHHH-Meow!
…five hot springs…
Akane: Ranma you jerk! *after thought* At lest it wasn't a spring we fell in.
…four kitty cats…
Ranma: *starts to cry* I can't take it anymore! *Hits his father over the head* It's all your stupid fault! Fix it!
…three pairs of glasses…
Mousse: I said only one pair is enough! I'm not that blind! Right, Shampoo?
Shampoo: Meow!
Mousse: My are you furry, Shampoo…
…two training lessons…
Saotome: I guess we won't be training any time soon…
…and Happosai in a bra tree.
Akane: You can get down now Happosai.
Happosai: No way in hell!
Ranma: Get your perverted ass down here! The song is done!
Happosai: Forget it! I'm not leaving this spot!
Ranma: I'll give you pictures of me in a bra…
Happosai: Already got 'em.
Akane: *smacks Ranma* You're coming down now, Happosai! *grabs Happosai and walks off, dragging him by the ear*
Author: *bows with a smile* Thank you. It has been a wonderful performance.