A/N: hola. It's me. R&R!

River POV

The Doctor twirled me around the TARDIS, dancing (awfully I might add) to a song from the 60's not even Elvis knew the words to.

As the song came to a close, the doctor leant me against one of the TARDIS columns, and leaned in for a kiss.

As his lips met mine, my mind exploded into fireworks. It was not until I was pulling away, that I realized two things. One: the Doctor had stopped moving. Two: my lips were very, very sticky.

OOOOOPS.

I had forgotten to take of my hallucinogenic lipstick. On humans, it triggered a fantasy of a meadow on a warm, sunny day. On Timelords, it knocked them out for days. And caused them to blurt out their darkest secrets.

However, before I could think further on the situation, my eyes were drawn to a very blond, very pink figure carrying a very, very large gun that suddenly appeared next to the TARDIS matrix.

The girl did not even have time to blink before my gun was drawn and my finger was on the trigger.

She spoke slowly, as if I was a wild puppy that might bolt at any second.

"Hello. I assume you are the Doctor's current companion. Where is he?" her words were slurred with some kind of accent that I couldn't quite place.

Her eyes drifted downward, and she let her gun clatter to the floor as she scampered over to him. She started caressing his hair, which was totally out of line if you ask me, and murmuring an out of tune lullaby.

She looked up suddenly and pointed at me.

"You, frizzy hair." Excuse me? Your one to talk, doe eyes, I thought. "How did this happen?" she asked.

"Well… it was an accident involving a certain kind of-"

"Is it Permanent?" she interrupted

"No…Errrrrr….I don't know. I never actually stayed to watch the results." I grinned sheepishly.

"So you've seen it before?"

"Yes." I decided one-word answers were safest.

"I'm sorry, what's your name again?"

"I'm River Song. I'm the Doctor's-"

"Companion, yes I know the drill."

It wasn't till then that I placed the pieces together. Blond. Pink. Companion. Accent. Oh no. no no no no no no no no no no. I was talking to someone I was never supposed to meet.

"Hello, Rose Tyler."

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