Hey people its me WWW, no I'm not dead just really sick so I'm staying home from school today and probably tomarrow so I thought that I would upload something, yes the first thing I post for hetalia is about France but please put up with him he has promised to be on his best behavior, so Francis the disclamer if you will
France: Oui mon petit lapine, WWW does not own hetalia in any way shape or form
WWW: I aint a rabbit France but anywho on with the rules and warnings of living with the French pervert.
Never turn your back on him... unless you wish to be groped.
Never take a shower and leave the door unlocked, just don't its a bad idea.
Don't leave desert or sweets on your mouth less you be kissed.
Locked doors are a must while changing clothes just like showers.
Don't be caught trying to cook for yourself or him for on many ocasions he will chuckel and take over preparing the meal.
If he speaks to you in French while you don't understand French, don't ask, because its either one of two things A) Something so sweet and romantic it'll make you melt OR B) Something very perverted.
Don't bring up England it could cause him to go into a bad mood.
The Frenchmans habits and taest could rub off on you, therefore this may cause a craving for crapes and possibly snuggling by a fire on cold nights.
If you wake up to an arm around your waist asume nothing (Unless you don't remember the night before, then you panic).
Don't talk about losing S. Italy to Spain it could lead to depressing him.
When in a bad mood he will grummble about the irritation (Usually England) until the matter is taken care of.
Expect to be hued, kissed, and in general just touched though not always in a sexual way.
Being groped is a regular and normal occurence while living with this nation.
Whatching romantic comadeys regularly are classified under bonding time.
If you have French heritage, God help you.
Well thats all I could think of for France and Ill put up a pole for other characters that i could do so please come and vote as far as the one line of French goes it reads: yes my little rabbit. Also, this was not made to offend anyone who is French, these rules where based on the hetalia character not any real person. Thank you for reading and you see the button at the bottom,the shiney blue one, click it and review, it helps me get better, gives sugestions, and I can promis no matter how long it takes I will always reply and say thank you, so PLEASE review!