The four boys, Mikey, Gee, Ray, and Frank, were all walking together back to their house after touring for 'Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge'.

"Guys," Ray stopped; obviously he had a great idea. The three others stopped and somewhat formed a circle on accident.

"What?" Gerard spoke up.

"What if we go shopping?" Every stared at Ray in disbelief.

"That's possibly the gayest thing I've ever heard you say." Gerard held his poker face while Mikey burst out laughing.

"Let's go!" Frank started marching towards the mall they used to hang out at in high school.

"No guys! This unicorn is the best!" Mikey's voice sang through the toy store.

"Mikey! Pick one unicorn! Not one billion." Gerard scolded.

"Okay…" Mikey's head fell as he put all the unicorns back, but instantly got happy again after seeing a white sparkly unicorn that matched his guitar.

"Gee! Gee! I want this one!" He ripped the only copy of that unicorn off the wall and ran to Gerard.

Without looking, Gerard gave his childish little brother a ten dollar bill. But he did a double take when Mikey squealed.

"Gerard, come here!" Ray's stern voice called out while he stared at something. Gerard jogged over to the spot to see Ray leaning into a glass case trying to take something out.

"Gerard!" Gerard turned around before feeling a long heavy thing being put on top of his shoulders. He closed his eyes and turned to Ray again.

"Ray…"

"Yes Gee?" Ray giggled.

"What the hell is on my shoulders?" Gerard held in the panicked feeling he was getting.

"Well that's Ray junior." Gerard gulped knowing the snakes head was right next to his crotch.

"N-No Ray. Get this snake off of me." Gerard stuttered.

"But I thought maybe you could replace your boas with Ray Jr!"

"Ray."

"Yeah?" Ray asked smugly.

"It's going to choke me."

"No! Not unless you let him!" Gerard tried to de-tie the huge snake from his neck.

"Ray, get it off me and put the stupid thing back." Ray stomped his foot and put it back.

"Killjoy…"

"I'll keep that in mind, Ray."

Gerard moved to the insect section, looking for something big and hairy. Once he found the perfect one, he texted Ray and Mikey.

'Blind-fold Frank and bring him to me. I'm in the bug section.' Mikey texted back laughing, Ray sent back;

'That is evil… Be there in 2'

Within a few minutes Gerard saw Frank's red and black hair come around the corner with Mikey and Ray holding his arms.

"Okay Frank, here, Keep your blind fold on though." Ray told him. Mikey had to go down a few aisles so he could laugh hysterically without Frank wondering if something was up.

Gerard and Ray exchanged nods as Gerard went to reach for the giant spider.

"Alright Frank, hold out your hand!" Gerard said excitedly. Mikey burst into more laughs in the background.

Frank held out his hand while biting his lip with excitement. Gerard dropped the spider into his hands and Frank's smile was gone.

"Guys, what am I holding?" Gerard and Ray burst out laughing at the split second that Frank's face was horror struck.

Frank Screamed, sounding like a girl. His hands flew up, which made the spider go flying two aisles away. Frank then went flying away the other way.

Frank's little freak out did get them kicked out of the pet store though.