What would happen if I was in Maxwell's -AKA Mr. Manly Ponytail- place during OVA 6
-everyone kneels down-Me: Lol, whut?Random: At the request of His Holiness, we have gathered here together, along with our assemblage comes you promotion, Bishop Tosswill
Me: I is getting promoted? Fucking A!Random: You are now Archiepiscopus TosswillMe: Lol, whut?Random: Our armies form the 9th crusadeMe: Where the fuck are crusades 1 though 8?Random: We entrust ultimate command of authority to Your Grace, Archbishop TosswillMe: Oh! So that's what that Archiepiss-thingo is!Random: -hands me fancy thing-Me: Lol, whut? Don't I get a hat? I dun want a fucking rug-thing! -puts on rug- Dude, this tie is way over sized, can someone pass me the scissors? No? Fine. I'll keep your shitty rug. Now go fetch me my goddamn hat, who the fuck as ever heard of a hatless archbishop…
Randoms: AmenMe: …KayRandoms: AmenMe: UhRandoms: AmenMe: Ok…that's enoughRandoms: AmenMe: Yep, Amen to you tooRandoms: AmenMe: Just get me my goddamn hatRandoms: AmenMe: Are y'all def?Randoms: AmenMe: Heads outta your asses! Fetch me my-Randoms: AmenMe: Did you just fucking interrupt me?!Randoms: AmenMe: Oh, fuck thisRandoms: AmenMe: Get my hat!Randoms: Amen!Me: You done?-silence-Me: For fuck's sake, what the hell was that? Did I sound like I was praying? Now you've wasted all this time, and I still don't have my hat, and now I'm really pissed off and- Bitches, get your asses off those planes…Oh don't you start those engines…BITCHES, YOU GET BACK HERE…YOU BEST BE GETTING MY HAT!Kid: Chief!Me: You got my hat?Kid: Look at these -hands me sheets-Me: These aren't photos of my hat…Are these maps to the location of my hat? Is that where everyone went?Kid: A satellite over the Atlantic ocean took themMe: So my hat's in the ocean….?Kid: It's speed is only several knots, but it is defiantly moving…Towards LondonMe: What the fuck are you talking about? Do all Archbishop hats move? And why does my hat like London? Wait, isn't London on fire?! Shit, someone, hurry up and save my big hat!!
Priests: Alucard…Will comeMe: …FUCK, GET MY HAT!-big helicopter floats up-Me:…How the hell did I miss that giant helicopter behind me?-everyone flies off-Me: Y'all best save my hat! I refuse to be a hatless Archbishop! Don't make me turn to Satan for hats!